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[pancito]

Not sorry for the double post. Can we get back on topic here?

Lightside's newest weapon

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_wfgvlYDm0[/youtube]

[Jabba]

OMFG! i think i just lost IQ...

[Omega]

Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking bubblegum causes terrific health, fights tooth decay, promotes sunshine smiles, makes you feel more like your father, and increases awareness of glucose-based products. Smoking bubblegum may also cause radical awesomeness during pregnancy.

[pancito]

[Albany]

Friends, Beacons, crusaders, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Shadows, not to praise them.
The Ho-Hos that men eat live after them;
The Twinkies are oft lost for great justice;
So let it be with Shadows. The noble Beacons
Hath told you the Shadows were totally lame:
If it were so, it was absolutely true,
And grievously hath the Darkness answer'd it.
Here, under leave of the Light and the rest -
For Beacons are all honourable people;
So are they all, all honourable indeed -
Come I to speak in Shadow's funeral.
They were no friends of mine, stupid and lame:
But the Light says he was totally sucky;
And Beacons are always totally right.
They hath brought many captive Twinkies home to uF,
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
What the crap, man? What gives?
When that the Twinkie-less have cried, the Shadows cheered:
How totally lame are they? Seriously?
Yet the Light says the Shadows are festering piles of pus;
And Beacons are always spot-on with that sort of stuff.
You all did see that on the evocation
We Beacons fought for our place in N&R;
Did a single Shadow stray from their Ho-Hos to stand?
And the Light says they are sweaty, gross old men;
And, sure, they are wiser than any of us.
I speak not to simply poke fun at the Shadows,
But completely obliterate their standing.
You all did love Ho-Hos once, even though they suck;
I mean, come on. They're disgusting. But hark,
O judgment! thou art fled to kill all Shadows,
And men who have lost their reason. Bear with me;
The Light still stands strong, united under white cake,
And forever here it shall remain...

[makeshift_romeo]

[Rekidk]

[Jain]

Now don't everyone throw twinkies at me but I agree. Not that the pastry war hasn't been fun but c'mon guys, it doesn't really belong in N&R. We had a trailhead and while waiting for the game to start we drove our fluffy sugar coated car off the bridge into random lake. I like it though, I think it shows that we will be a good team when the game is ready. But we should definitely start a new thread and show this game the respect it deserves when it starts. We can always keep the twinkie ho-ho love alive in this thread, wherever it may be moved.

[pancito]

WAY OOG

[Jain]

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[Rekidk]

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[jelloarm]

You Might Be An ARG Addict If...

You spent a solid three or four minutes trying to read that little flash of text in the Twinky Gun video thinking that it might have been a clue.

[Albany]

Pancito, I really think Redkidk is right on this one.

This is not about recruitment, and we all know that. This is a couple of guys just having fun by arguing about Twinkies and Hohos. I honestly expected the move a lot sooner than it happened simply because there is no ARG here.

Now, if someone were to start a PASTRY WARS ARG.. well, then I would say that this thread might be moved back to N&R. Until then, though, Various and Sundry is where this thread belongs.

[pancito]

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[Albany]

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