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Omega
Unfettered
rowan wrote:
Four - switch to electronic time keeping. Who uses paper time cards anymore?
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Puzzle Experiments: #3 , #4 , #6
Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:42 pm
rowan
Unfictologist
Omega wrote:
Little secret: The CPU schematics shown in the PDF file are from the Sega Genesis. The company is out-dated in more ways than one.
Ahh! So Eric has had his 'special needs' engineers working on an outdated chip design and forging the benchmark tests to make it look astonishingly good. But as the chip is about to go on the market, he knows he can no longer keep up the lie. So he 'claims' that the chip was stolen, and leaves evidence implicating everyone else in the company. They'll get arrested for industrial espionage, Eric's 'revolutionary chip design' will never get returned, and he'll take the big insurance settlement and move to the south of France (with a janitor he's recently fallen in love with).
If you don't think that I can't keep this up indefinitely (or at least until I get bored), you obviously have never read one of my guides. I recommend the Monster Hunter Club guide. I was in rare form there.
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:55 pm
Omega
Unfettered
rowan wrote:
So he 'claims' that the chip was stolen, and leaves evidence implicating everyone else in the company. They'll get arrested for industrial espionage, Eric's 'revolutionary chip design' will never get returned, and he'll take the big insurance settlement and move to the south of France (with a janitor he's recently fallen in love with).
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Puzzle Experiments: #3 , #4 , #6
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:03 am
rowan
Unfictologist
Omega wrote:
For mega-bonus points: How many employees did Elizabeth sleep with during her three-year "secretarial" efforts at Jasper-Tech?
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:43 am
LordIllidan
Unfettered
Omega wrote:
rowan wrote:
So he 'claims' that the chip was stolen, and leaves evidence implicating everyone else in the company. They'll get arrested for industrial espionage, Eric's 'revolutionary chip design' will never get returned, and he'll take the big insurance settlement and move to the south of France (with a janitor he's recently fallen in love with).
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:47 am
Omega
Unfettered
FYI, Puzzle Experiment #3 has been pushed back to next Sunday. I have finals on Tuesday and Wednesday, and have been far too busy studying for those. Again, thanks to everyone who participated in #2. I've learned a lot so far!
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Puzzle Experiments: #3 , #4 , #6
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:00 pm
pancito
I Have No Life
Omega wrote:
FYI, Puzzle Experiment #3 has been pushed back to next Sunday. I have finals on Tuesday and Wednesday, and have been far too busy studying for those. Again, thanks to everyone who participated in #2. I've learned a lot so far!
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:00 pm
LordIllidan
Unfettered
pancito wrote:
Omega wrote:
FYI, Puzzle Experiment #3 has been pushed back to next Sunday. I have finals on Tuesday and Wednesday, and have been far too busy studying for those. Again, thanks to everyone who participated in #2. I've learned a lot so far!
Finals are NOT an excuse. Jail or hospital. That's the only ones I'll accept. Or hungover. Good job on this Omega. You've also shown a lot of creativity and role playing ability in the Pastry Wars thread. I'll think you'll be good at this after you take a few more knocks... Great way to learn.
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:06 pm
Omega
Unfettered
LordIllidan wrote:
I thought it was implied that when finals come around...
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Puzzle Experiments: #3 , #4 , #6
Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:53 pm
MrToasty
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
This was definitely a big improvement over the first one, and fun to boot. I'm ready for more.
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:30 am
Nighthawk
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
I've always been meaning to ask you this Toasty: do you dream in Morse code?
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:19 am
LordIllidan
Unfettered
Nighthawk wrote:
I've always been meaning to ask you this Toasty: do you dream in Morse code?
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:54 am
faeryqueen21
Unfictologist
MrToasty wrote:
This was definitely a big improvement over the first one, and fun to boot. I'm ready for more.
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:56 am
MrToasty
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Nighthawk wrote:
I've always been meaning to ask you this Toasty: do you dream in Morse code?
really good dreams, the Morse decodes to a Vigenere cipher.
Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:25 pm
tabster
Decorated
I feel so weird... I dream about girls
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:37 pm
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