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Leyton Stone
I Have No Life
Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 2302 Location: London (NOT Ontario!)
Yeah my bad, I had a response ages ago but my P.C completely crapped out on me lol.
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Mr. Stone,
It would be my employers pleasure to have you in attendance for such a fine engagement. He was hoping that word would spread from the few invitations he originally sent out, and it has. Later this evening expect a questionnaire, for further information from the party goers is required before the event. Please return this form by May 4, 2008 for your 'assignment'.
Humbly yours,
Wadsworth
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:45 pm
Nighthawk
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee
Joined: 14 Jul 2007 Posts: 4751 Location: Miami, Florida, USA, Earth
You get an "assignment"?
You're the waiter! BWA HAHAHA!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:49 pm
Leyton Stone
I Have No Life
Joined: 08 Dec 2007 Posts: 2302 Location: London (NOT Ontario!)
Nighthawk wrote:
You get an "assignment"?
You're the waiter! BWA HAHAHA!
Don't knock it, yo!
Maybe... Just maybe, I'm the murderer! Mwuahahaha...
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 8:56 pm
natas
PHP Ninja
Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 3177 Location: Northwest Indiana
Nighthawk wrote:
You get an "assignment"?
Your new assignment is to take a picture of a bowtie!!!
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:19 pm
Oriza
Entrenched
Joined: 21 Dec 2007 Posts: 1078 Location: Michigan and Florida
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Your new assignment is to take a picture of a bowtie!!!
No, no! His assignment is to take a picture of a TWINKIE!!
(Points for me for bringing Pastry Wars to this thread!
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:28 pm
natas
PHP Ninja
Joined: 06 Oct 2007 Posts: 3177 Location: Northwest Indiana
Better yet, a twinkie wearing a bowtie!
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:30 pm
ncfriend
Unfettered
Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 694 Location: Your imagination
only my favorite board game in the whole wide world.. had to get in on this one.
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Subject: Catering Services for your next party
Dear Mr. Boddy,
Rumor has it, you've planned a rather large dinner party at your estate! My partner and I are private chefs and we are offering our services for your party. Our specialties are many and we are sure you will enjoy the food. Our customers tell us our dinner fare is TO DIE FOR.
Please let us know if you are interested in booking us. We have availability on the evening of your soirée.
NCFriend & Friend
and Bobs Yer Uncle.. the reply:
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Friend & Friend,
It is my pleasure to inform you that my employer was in fact looking for a chef, or two, for his event. Our normal cook seems to be previously engaged, and your offer could not have arrived at a better time. While the guests will be receiving further contact this evening including a small questionnaire, Mr. Boddy has insisted it is not needed in the case of F & F; consider yourselves spoken for without further information gathering necessary. The requested menu will be provided on May 5, 2008.
Thank you for offering your services.
A brother in service,
Wadsworth
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:35 pm
Last edited by ncfriend on Thu May 01, 2008 10:09 pm; edited 1 time in total
ineffabelle
Unfettered
Joined: 01 May 2008 Posts: 700 Location: Southern California
I must procure an evening gown for the occasion. I hope it's a masked affair so no one will recognize me from the unpleasant business with...
Oops. Keep doing that.
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:37 pm
pancito
I Have No Life
Joined: 24 Feb 2008 Posts: 2095 Location: In my happy place.
elite.fencer wrote:
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Your new assignment is to take a picture of a bowtie!!!
No, no! His assignment is to take a picture of a TWINKIE!!
(Points for me for bringing Pastry Wars to this thread!
Noted (and wiki'd). I sent my request to Wadsworth.
ETA:
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My dear Wadsworth,
Some of my dearest friends have mentioned the upcoming affair to be presented by the esteemed Mr. Boody. Would it be at all possible to be included in the guest list?
Hopefully,
(Name), M.A., M.F.A., A.b.D., O.T. etc.
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Sir Abbreviations,
My employer has decided that with so many honours he just can't fathom not having you attend. Please await the arrival of further correspondence and return the requested information to me by May 4, 2008.
Humbly yours,
Wadsworth
A good sense of humor is sooo important in a butler, don't you think?
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TWINKIE!
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:49 pm
Lunsford
Unfictologist
Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 1602 Location: With Rorschach
I have emailed the ever popular Wadsworth.. awaiting reply....
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:03 pm
enaxor
I Have No Life
Joined: 25 Feb 2003 Posts: 2395
Party Questionnaire Just received the following email from Wadsworth.
Wadsworth wrote:
To better tailor the upcoming gala to those in attendance, it is requested that you supply the following information. Based upon your answers, you will be assigned a 'role' for the party. It will not be necessary to be present at a specific time on May 11, 2008. That is simply the date for the beginning of the festivities. Consider this an extended stay at my mansion.
It is necessary for you each to present yourselves as your assigned persona from the point of disclosure until the completion of the events to come. It is for this reason you will be given a dossier with your background information as well as time to study it before 'arrival'.
Please return your answers, and any questions, to Wadsworth by May 4, 2008. I eagerly await our formal introductions.
Sincerely,
Mr. Boddy
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1. Given first name:
2. Gender:
3. Place of birth:
4. Place of current residence:
5. Age:
6. Highest level of education completed:
7. Occupation
8. Marital status:
9. Favourite colour:
10. Favourite animal:
11. Favourite foods:
12. Give an example of the music you currently listen to:
13. Last book read in entirety:
14. If you have any pets list their kinds and names here:
15. Do you have a MySpace page? URL?
16. What piece do you choose?
Hmm, nosy aren't they?
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:08 pm
faeryqueen21
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Joined: 25 Sep 2007 Posts: 1348 Location: Pasadena, CA
He called me "Your Highness" in my response e-mail and I only just got it. faeryQUEEN21...get it? He He...
Anyway, here's the e-mail I'm sure you all got:
[EDIT] Too slow...
What piece do I choose? The red one?
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:12 pm
Lunsford
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Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 1602 Location: With Rorschach
I have replied to the questionaire.....
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:13 pm
ncfriend
Unfettered
Joined: 04 Apr 2007 Posts: 694 Location: Your imagination
elite.fencer wrote:
Quote:
Your new assignment is to take a picture of a bowtie!!!
No, no! His assignment is to take a picture of a TWINKIE!!
(Points for me for bringing Pastry Wars to this thread!
/me glances at Ms. Fencer with a knowing gleam in her eye.
edited (thanks Lunsford!)
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:14 pm
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Lunsford
Unfictologist
Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 1602 Location: With Rorschach
Sir fencer is actually a Lass fencer
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:16 pm
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