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[Nebula]

I think the hidden section is for actual agents.

[makeshift_romeo]

[Chronus_Valtiel]

Perhaps it's for only a chosen few....

[-Blake]

Just Got This Email Back, After Enquiring About Joining, Slightly Freaked-Out, Lol.

______________________________________________________________
Yellow One is an Agent of Change.‏
From: Yellow One (Email Removed)
Sent: Wednesday, 23 April 2008 2:46:27 AM
To: Blake (Me)

Greetings,

This is an auto-reply.

No enquiries will be responded to at this time. What you are cleared to know is that Yellow One is an Agent of Change.

The online applications process is now closed. If you would like to be put on file as a pending applicant, complete and submit the following form to (Email Removed )

NOTE: Do not send your application to (Email Removed )

You will be contacted by a Yellow One Agent in real time if:

1. You / Your address is located in a Y1 coverage area.
2. You fit the profile of a potential applicant.
3. Your application clears a cursory background check.

Good Luck,
Enquiries Department
Yellow One

Yellow One Application*


Disclaimer: * Yellow One never releases privacy data to third parties or solicitors under any circumstances whatsoever. Your information is protected by local and international law as well by the strictest forms of Yellow One Security Classifications and Protocol. Should you, at any point, decide to terminate your affiliation with Yellow One, all correspondence and data generated between yourself and Yellow One including this application will be completely deleted from our records and all communications between the aforementioned parties will cease.

VITALS
Real Name:
Preferred Alias:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
Build:
Eye Color:
Hair Color:
Time holding breath under water:
Best physical attribute:

CONTACT
Home Phone:
Mobile Phone:
E-mail:
Shipping Address (Include Country of Residence):
Nearest Major Metropolitan Area**:
**A "Major Metropolitan Area" is defined herein as having a population of at least 100,000 people and / or an urbanized area population of around 200,000. If you live in an area with a population smaller than 100,000, site the closest major metropolitan area.

SKILLS
What is your primary language?

List any and all secondary languages, as well as your proficiency with them (i.e. Speak / Read / Write / Well / Average / Poor):

List any special skills or attributes that you were born with:

List any special skills or attributes that you developed:

PROFESSIONAL
Occupation:

Education:

Previous Employment:

References:

Describe your current work responsibilities.

Describe your work routine.

PSYCHOLOGICAL (Please check one that applies.)
When do you feel best?
o In the morning
o During the afternoon and early in the evening
o Late at night

Do you usually walk
o fairly fast, with long steps?
o fairly fast, but with short, quick steps?
o less fast, head up looking the world in the face?
o less fast, head down?
o very slowly?

When talking to people, do you
o stand with your arms folded?
o have your hands clasped?
o have one or both your hands on your hip(s)?
o touch or push the person to whom you are talking?
o play with your hair, touch your chin, or smooth your hair?

When relaxing, do you sit with
o your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side?
o your legs crossed?
o your legs stretched out or straight?
o with one leg curled under you?

When something really amuses you, how do you react? Do you give
o a big, appreciative laugh?
o a laugh, but not a loud one?
o a quiet chuckle?
o a big smile?
o a slow smile?

When you go to a party or social gathering, do you
o make a loud entrance so everyone notices you?
o make a quieter entrance, looking around quickly for someone you know?
o make the quietest possible entrance and try to stay unnoticed?

You are working and concentrating hard. You are interrupted. Do you
o welcome the break?
o feel extremely irritated?
o vary between these two extremes?

Which of the following colors do you like most?
o red or orange
o yellow or light blue
o green
o dark blue or purple
o white
o brown, gray, or violet

When you are in bed at night, in those few moments before going to sleep, do you lie
o stretched out on your back?
o stretched out face down on your stomach?
o on your side, slightly curled?
o with your head on one arm?
o with your head under the covers?

Do you often dream that you are
o falling?
o fighting or struggling?
o searching for something or somebody?
o flying or floating?
o usually have a dreamless sleep?

What are your life expectations?
o fame & economical success
o political power
o calm and quiet life
o don't have any

What kind of relationships do you usually make?
o long lasting friendships
o romantic
o sexual
o just acquaintances

When are you most comfortable?
o stressful situation
o relaxing environment
o exercising
o with an adrenaline rush
o procrastinating
o letting yourself go

Which activity do you prefer?
o reading a book
o team sport
o individual sport
o attending a concert
o attending the theatre or movie
o doing nothing

Miscellaneous
How did you hear about Yellow One?

What do you think Yellow One is?

Are you now, or have you ever been associated with "The Nautonier", "Neurocam", "Fiat Nox", "Yellow One", or any other Nautonier related group(s)? If so, include all former aliases and a description of your involvement.

Describe yourself as best as possible. Include details on what you feel you may be able to offer Yellow One.

State what you would like the world to know:

Attach a non-pixilated, front aspect, picture of your face, of good to excellent quality. No masks or excessive makeup. This item is critical!

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Picture Part Is What Stopped Me. And The "contacted in real time by a yellow one member" anyhow, thats the story, som of you may remember me as "blake" from a couple of pages back. anyhow, good luck,

-Blake.

[makeshift_romeo]

@Blake. That's not a very good idea to post Y-1s internal stuff with people outside of it. I made the same mistake a few months back. If I were you I'd take it down ASAP. It might kill your chances of getting in. PM me if you want to bs about Y-1

[the real -blake]

oh shit, looks like someone has hacked my email, guess its time to register.

[Oooh - enigma!]

[Oooh - enigma!]

(Sorry, double-posting because anonymous doesn't allow for post editing)

Also, Blake, everyone gets that when e-mailing them. If you fill it out and send it back in, you're added to a roster for possible future agents. Most recruiting is done for this phase. Though, if you do enough poking around persistently, you'll probably get in. They're being very sloppy with their work.

By the looks of it, things are mostly going as planned for them - not too large of a crowd to handle "internally," not that being on the inside makes you less clueless this early, but it's a large enough size that if everyone is creative, it's large enough to become just as enigmatic and talked about as the NCI.

I'm still wondering if they (Nautonier) had planned Y1 to be like this from the beginning, or if it came as an afterthought. After them being the "elite" during Neurocam.

*shrugs* Ce la vie.

[Dick West]

[Anon Operative]

Its well worth asking Yellow One about their relationship with Neurocam and Nautonnier. The answer may not be factually very useful, but its pretty interesting in other ways.

[Oooh - enigma!]

[Stream]

I feel that a discussion of Yellow One does not belong on Unfiction, for it is neither an 'ARG' nor a 'Time Waster'.

For those of whom may be interested, I would highly recommend bringing
questions or comments to the discussion board at http://forum.yellow-1.org

As mentioned earlier in this thread, sections of the forum are closed to those
who do not have the required privileges.

-Seek answers and you shall only find more questions, but only with the
right questions can you find the right answers.

[olp-operative]

while its all and good you directing to the official forums, going there won't get you anything. not even good discussion on it. it's moderated by them, giving them complete control over what's said and not, and forgive me if this sounds blunt, but unless you can prove beyond a doubt that it's not a timewaster, then it's whoever's say whether they think it is or not.

and besides, description of the forum says that this is for the "mini games, puzzles, and addictive non-ARGs that help us pass the time"
and being that it's addictive, and not an arg, i'd say that it's fine for those who want to discuss it here.

not all previous members of neurocam are allowed on the official yellow 1 boards, by the way.

[Stream]

Your argument did change my perspective a bit, so +1 olp-op 0 me.

Good call on 'mini games, puzzles, and addictive non-ARGs', along with
"giving them complete control over what's said and not".
Their forum is away to directly interact with the members who decide to
post within the public area, to have any questions answered, or to
promote your interest to those who are involved.

[Nebula]

Olp-op - Don't you find it funny how people complain about things but don't do anything about changing it?

How do you know that not all old members of Neurocam aren't allowed on the Y1 boards?

Were you told especially not to go there or do you just think that?
Tell us some details and we MIGHT believe you!
If its true you must have caused a lot of trouble. We want to hear the details
What was your former op name? Neurocam is dead isnt it so what is the harm in telling?

When I registered with the Y1 forum I noticed that it hasn't been running that long. So yeah there aren't going to be a ton of threads to please everyone. When unforum first started up it was probably a little slow too. Makes sense really.

Stream - I think people should be free to talk about Y1 wherever they want. This is as good a place as any, but I think people ARE more likely to get tidbits of info from those higher up on the Y1 forum as I think they are more likely to read questions on that forum.