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Dorkmaster
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
ANDY!!!! I missed your dancing robot madness (Ok, I really didn't, but, uh... Ok, I've got nothing.)
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:04 pm
ScarpeGrosse
Site Admin
Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1678 Location: The Shiny Castle in the Sky, Full of Cotton Candy and Hazelnut Lattes
I just hope, that on August 24th, at 6:05a.m., that I'm not the only one standing in downtown wearing sequined hotpants, go-go boots, pigtails and a Halo2 sandwich board that reads "I LOVE BEES! Gimme Halo 2 Beeotches!"
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:05 pm
Dorkmaster
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
*Dorkmaster hands ScarpeGrosse the Laughing Myself Out of My Desk Chair and Onto the Ground at Work Trophy
*edit: excerpt from DM's diary: 8/12/04 - My sandwich board business is skyrocketing! Why, just today, all these sequinned, pigtailed people came in with orders for all sorts of signage, but most of them included the word beeyotch, with the first three letters in bold... hmmm. I sure liked them hotpants though..."
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:08 pm
Andy
Boot
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 55
Dorkmaster wrote:
ANDY!!!! I missed your dancing robot madness (Ok, I really didn't, but, uh... Ok, I've got nothing.)
What can I say? I latch onto a joke then ride it into the ground.
edit: CURSE YOU NIKOLAAS!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:42 pm
Last edited by Andy on Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:44 pm; edited 2 times in total
Nikolaas
Boot
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL
The gorund must be a desolate place where all jokes die.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:42 pm
missphinx
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 395
ScarpeGrosse wrote:
I just hope, that on August 24th, at 6:05a.m., that I'm not the only one standing in downtown wearing sequined hotpants, go-go boots, pigtails and a Halo2 sandwich board that reads "I LOVE BEES! Gimme Halo 2 Beeotches!"
Of course you won't be the only one! I was up most of the night hand sewing sequins on a pair of old hotpants. I finished the black stripes and started on the gold before I gave in to exhaustion.
Rather a shame though, because this morning I discovered that for a mere $35.95 one can obtain a stunning bee mini dress (headpiece, tail, and wings included): http://www.threewisheslingerie.com/butterflies.asp
(p.s. I just realized that link is not exactly safe for work. Almost maybe, but not really.)
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:45 pm
ScarpeGrosse
Site Admin
Joined: 30 Nov 2002 Posts: 1678 Location: The Shiny Castle in the Sky, Full of Cotton Candy and Hazelnut Lattes
Anyone know where I might find a "gorund"?
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:53 pm
CoffeeJedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1327 Location: Charlotte NC, USA
dancing robots! (the system is down!)
the dancing robots was the funniest thing i've read, its even funnier when you picture Bungie employees in cheap cardboard costumes gettin their robo-groove on on random street corners
alright thats it! missphinx, ScarpeGrosse, bee-themed lingerie modeling contest...... GO!
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:54 pm
Dorkmaster
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
I don't know, Scarpe, but I think there's a reference here
(edit - apparently, you can find a gorund in the UK?)
EDIT - dude, TinyURL. - SG
EDIT- Another person who says dude! Yay! - DM
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:01 pm
Last edited by Dorkmaster on Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:04 pm; edited 2 times in total
krystyn
I Never Tire of My Own Voice
Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 3651 Location: Is not Chicago
It is a gerund that has begun to 'aimlessly wander.'
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:02 pm
Nikolaas
Boot
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL
Bees........bees........why is a website dealing with bees the focal point?? Hmmm....ah....yes, of course! Bees are yellow and black....and.....and so are school buses! School buses are used to transport students in a way similar to that of mother ships and their methods for transporting aliens! The covenant are indeed aliens who transport by the thousands! So this must mean that aliens are scoping out school bus yards to transport bees for an attack on students sympathetic to the cause of Master Chief and friends. I have to get groceries now.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:10 pm
Dorkmaster
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
Ok, I change my mind... Now, I'd just like some of whatever that dude is smoking.
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:13 pm
CoffeeJedi
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Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1327 Location: Charlotte NC, USA
Nikolaas wrote:
Bees........bees........why is a website dealing with bees the focal point?? Hmmm....ah....yes, of course! Bees are yellow and black....and.....and so are school buses! School buses are used to transport students in a way similar to that of mother ships and their methods for transporting aliens! The covenant are indeed aliens who transport by the thousands! So this must mean that aliens are scoping out school bus yards to transport bees for an attack on students sympathetic to the cause of Master Chief and friends. I have to get groceries now.
ladies and gentlemen..... Mr. Jeff Goldblum !!! thank you, thank you.........
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:13 pm
Dorkmaster
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
Yeah, CoffeeJedi gets a star... definitely. I think he and SG are the comedy king and queen of the day. (I tried though... really I did...[sob])
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:17 pm
gheritt
Boot
Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 58
When I go to my local coordinates on the 24th, I want this guy standing there:
And when I ask him about the game, he starts coming after me slowly, like a zombie, still smiling.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:22 pm
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