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suckaH
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Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 672
Krakatoa wrote:
before bashing it any further know that the tumors in the head is a viral infection from the spawn of this creature that will mutate the humans into vicous monsters under grayshots control and the pause before the name of grayshot is to build supense before seeing the monster. And i dont get why you say it looks like the cloverfield monster at all.
also fore those of you who are calling it a giant spider, well think of this clover looks exactly like a gorilla with breathing sacs and a tail! his head is the exact same shape!
-krakatoa
Anyone who even remotely tries defend this piece of shit has the i.q. of a piece of driftwood.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:18 pm
SourGirl
Boot
Joined: 17 May 2008 Posts: 34
It's just totally unoriginal so I don't find the appeal and don't see the point. It seems like a parody of itself, sadly.
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:23 pm
Ouroborus
Unfictologist
Joined: 13 Jan 2008 Posts: 1352
I'm suprised that people are suprised by this.
The whole idea was dumb from the beginning.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:05 am
Euchre
uF Game Warden
Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
So nobody notices the video that 'announced' the handover of the domain was uploaded March 14th, yet the 'big news' that there would be an official game only showed up on various other sites on April 1st? Sounds like an April Fool's joke to me. I also notice that the domain didn't change hands until 4/2. If Paramount got involved at all, I suspect it was purely brand protection. Consider the fact that the URL still just redirects to the movie site. That could easily be done without Paramount even threatening anything, just to try to lend validity to his claim.
Would anyone be surprised if April 1st rolls around next year and this guy tries to say "April Fools" to all who've been following it? I really hope that's the case, because the way it looks now this is a joke in any case.
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:44 am
xsarax
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Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 59 Location: Deland, FL
Have you been to the website it tells you he is "available at?" http://113008doomsday.wordpress.com
It's pretty funny. Well, it is for me anyway. Maybe I'm too easily amused?
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:39 am
Krakatoa
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Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 21
this is not an april fools joke! look at the cgi rendering movie on the website which will show you how the creature is being made which will show you that the creatre looks alot different then those sketches!
and the creature is once again as i have said before! as original as a gorilla and a whale having a baby which guess what would look exactly like clover! so this thing looks like a person and a spider at least it was trying something out that no one else has which would be making a giant bug that doesnt look exactly like the smaller version!And hyes im lookin at you toho! so I think that both clover and grayshot look coool.
also euchre paramount would not be able to take legal action unless they were making money off of the game but however they could ask him if they could have the domain so he ould continue work on the game after he got a new url but instead he tried to create his new game! plus if it were an april fools joke he would be getting his pants sued off by the people who have already bought half-life 2 so they could play the game!
yours f##kin truly KRAKATOA
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:24 pm
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cm101388
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Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 210 Location: this time...Wolf Lake!!
Krakatoa wrote:
this is not an april fools joke! look at the cgi rendering movie on the website which will show you how the creature is being made which will show you that the creatre looks alot different then those sketches!
and the creature is once again as i have said before! as original as a gorilla and a whale having a baby which guess what would look exactly like clover! so this thing looks like a person and a spider at least it was trying something out that no one else has which would be making a giant bug that doesnt look exactly like the smaller version!And hyes im lookin at you toho! so I think that both clover and grayshot look coool.
yours f##kin truly KRAKATOA
woah! easy there... but i have to agree grayshot does look cool but, i think it was going to be a mod for half-life 2
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:27 pm
Krakatoa
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Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 21
guys im sorry for blowin up like that but nobody was giving it a chance I apologize. DANG YOU TEENAGE TESTOSTERONE ENHANCING THE ANGER GLANS IN YOUR BRAIN! and thank you cm for finaly being the one to give it a chance.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:31 pm
cm101388
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Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 210 Location: this time...Wolf Lake!!
Krakatoa wrote:
guys im sorry for blowin up like that but nobody was giving it a chance I apologize. DANG YOU TEENAGE TESTOSTERONE ENHANCING THE ANGER GLANS IN YOUR BRAIN!
nah! that's okay here have this...
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Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:32 pm
Krakatoa
Boot
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 21
tank you for cookie!
*pulls out giant cake*
here you go!
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:34 pm
suckaH
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 672
Euchre wrote:
So nobody notices the video that 'announced' the handover of the domain was uploaded March 14th, yet the 'big news' that there would be an official game only showed up on various other sites on April 1st? Sounds like an April Fool's joke to me. I also notice that the domain didn't change hands until 4/2. If Paramount got involved at all, I suspect it was purely brand protection. Consider the fact that the URL still just redirects to the movie site. That could easily be done without Paramount even threatening anything, just to try to lend validity to his claim.
Would anyone be surprised if April 1st rolls around next year and this guy tries to say "April Fools" to all who've been following it? I really hope that's the case, because the way it looks now this is a joke in any case.
If you're implying that we thought this was an actual Cloverfield game, i don't think that's the case at all. At least not for me. Hell, i haven't even been to the website. I just stumbled upon the thread and watched the trailer for what was, by far, the WORST looking video game ever created.
Krakatoa wrote:
this is not an april fools joke! look at the cgi rendering movie on the website which will show you how the creature is being made which will show you that the creatre looks alot different then those sketches!
and the creature is once again as i have said before! as original as a gorilla and a whale having a baby which guess what would look exactly like clover! so this thing looks like a person and a spider at least it was trying something out that no one else has which would be making a giant bug that doesnt look exactly like the smaller version!And hyes im lookin at you toho! so I think that both clover and grayshot look coool.
also euchre paramount would not be able to take legal action unless they were making money off of the game but however they could ask him if they could have the domain so he ould continue work on the game after he got a new url but instead he tried to create his new game! plus if it were an april fools joke he would be getting his pants sued off by the people who have already bought half-life 2 so they could play the game!
yours f##kin truly KRAKATOA
If you are over the age of 11, than i pity the future of your life.
Btw, that things looks identical to its smaller version. Good job at failing.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:35 pm
Krakatoa
Boot
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 21
actually im not implying thi at all just saying that no body really even botherted to check and see the new cgi nodelthat reveals that it not like a spider completely i mean since when have spiders had four fingers/claws and ings and since when have they been able to sprout a torso like a mans,because last i checked spiders look nothing like that.PWN!
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:41 pm
hunter2458
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Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 245 Location: Under Da Sea! Oh Shi- Parasites!
http://113008doomsday.wordpress.com/
Wow...he's better at updating an ARE than the Clover people...Here's looking at you Alyse!
The sketchers and concept artists for the game aren't that great, but the guy actually making the monster, it doesn't look too bad IMO like a giant crab spider thing.
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:43 pm
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suckaH
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Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 672
Krakatoa wrote:
actually im not implying thi at all just saying that no body really even botherted to check and see the new cgi nodelthat reveals that it not like a spider completely i mean since when have spiders had four fingers/claws and ings and since when have they been able to sprout a torso like a mans,because last i checked spiders look nothing like that.PWN!
And since when do gorillas or whales have latching jaws, a long pointed tongue, air sacks located on the head, black eyes, sucking tubes protruding from the stomach, skinny arms, long fingers, two sets of claws on each finger, a tail with three prongs, have bones that reversibly joint, etc. etc. etc.
You fail. In the words of the toddler i am speaking to, "PWN."
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:47 pm
Krakatoa
Boot
Joined: 07 Jun 2008 Posts: 21
i mentioned in an earlier post that clover looks like a gorilla with whale part and breathing saacs on his head but i wasnt trying to offfend the cgreat clover i was tring to prove they both have their own originalities and un-originalities as i wasnt trying to pwn neville page as i look up to him as an art idol. and yes i ma older than 11 and i know im screwed due to gas illegal imigrants and the price of gas because chinas buying it all. so wait did i mention gas?
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:52 pm
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