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miss_seph
Unfettered
Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 395 Location: New Zealand
Granted; but in a momentary lapse of sanity your first wish is to relinquish all of your future wishes.
I wish that on August 24th, any update that takes place will take place in daylight hours in my time zone so that I don't have to wait until the following day when half the world has already solved half the puzzles.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:34 pm
Anton P. Nym
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 550 Location: London, Canada
Re: Your wish is SOOOO not my command. Edit: Dang. Too slow. Oh well, I had fun writing it.
chaotic_mind wrote:
I wish that I had 20 million more wishes, completely transferable, and usable at all upstanding places of wish-fulfilment.
Granted but they have to be submitted in written form, filled out in quadruplicate on old-fashioned carbon paper (press HARD), and using only an approved B-lead stubby pencil. Please retain copy THX1138-B (the yellow slip) for future reference, and forward all others by surface mail in separate envelopes to an obscure postal address. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Delivery charges extra.
I wish that I hadn't come up with that last fulfilment.
-- Steve's been looking at rebate forms again.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:37 pm
Last edited by Anton P. Nym on Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:56 pm; edited 1 time in total
Killer-of-Lawyers
Boot
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Anahuac, TX
Granted: The update takes the form of a ICBM streaking over the horizon, and all fall into darkness as Melissa rules the world from her virtual throne.
I wish I had some MJOLNIR.
edit: It would seem there is a disturbence in the space time continuim.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:40 pm
Varin
I Have No Life
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 2456 Location: South of where I used to be
Killer-of-Lawyers wrote:
I wish I had some MJOLNIR.
Granted: And for making me look up what MJOLNIR is, for the rest of your living days you must define the word to anyone you meet within 30 seconds of saying hello.
I wish I hadn't read this thread.
_________________"I still miss him to this day and probably always will." - Todd Keeler, Chasing the Wish
"meta meta meta, I made you out of play..." ~ j5
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:17 pm
miss_seph
Unfettered
Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 395 Location: New Zealand
Granted, but as a side effect of wiping your memory of this thread, you have lost all memory of the puzzles, and solutions, of this Haunted Apiary ARG, and have become a n00b again.
I wish I had *insert Dr Evil voice* 1 Million Dollars!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:56 pm
miss_seph
Unfettered
Joined: 05 Aug 2004 Posts: 395 Location: New Zealand
Re: Your wish is SOOOO not my command.
Anton P. Nym wrote:
Edit: Dang. Too slow. Oh well, I had fun writing it.
Dude - I'm sure you'll beat me next time
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:58 pm
Killer-of-Lawyers
Boot
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Anahuac, TX
Granted, but their confederate dollars.
I wish Dana would dress up in one of those bee suits discussed elsewhere.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:56 am
Varin
I Have No Life
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 2456 Location: South of where I used to be
Killer-of-Lawyers wrote:
I wish Dana would dress up in one of those bee suits discussed elsewhere.
Granted, but Dana then lifts her bee skirt to reveal that she's a man
I wish there was a hot guy in this game.
_________________"I still miss him to this day and probably always will." - Todd Keeler, Chasing the Wish
"meta meta meta, I made you out of play..." ~ j5
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:01 am
Killer-of-Lawyers
Boot
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 56 Location: Anahuac, TX
Granted: But at 375 degrees, he's a to busy running and screaming in pain to get a good look at him.
I wish something would happen on ILB, it is friday, afterall.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:09 am
Gringo
Greenhorn
Joined: 30 Jul 2004 Posts: 7 Location: Edmonton
Granted, the pious flea has just revealed that he is the sleeping princess, and the widow killed melissa in the apiary with the candlestick.
I wish I didn' t have to work tomorrow, so I could stay at home all day coming up with better wishes!
(edit)I also wish that i knew what an apostrophe is for.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:13 am
Last edited by Gringo on Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:18 am; edited 2 times in total
Genesis11
Boot
Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 63 Location: Right Behind You
Gringo wrote:
I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow, so I could stay at home all day coming up with better wishes!
Granted, but when the boss found out you skipped so you could study bees, you might end up off of work permanently.
I wish that you could play as grunts in Halo 2 multiplayer.
_________________-Genesis 1:1
-Not a Pond Specimen
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:17 am
devdude44
Greenhorn
Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 5
granted, but to unlock this feature, you have to play through a level of difficulty so hard, that my head would explode if i had even the smallest idea of how hard it is, oh, and the enemies all look like Bea Arthur naked, just some bigger and some smaller than others. (arent running gags funny? credit to dorkmaster, obviously)
My wish: that my friends didnt think i suck for getting into this whole Ilovebees thing, lol
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:23 am
Genesis11
Boot
Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 63 Location: Right Behind You
devdude44 wrote:
My wish: that my friends didnt think i suck for getting into this whole Ilovebees thing, lol
Granted, but as hard as you wish, they still think you suck.
I wish that TechTV hadn't fired Leo.
_________________-Genesis 1:1
-Not a Pond Specimen
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:32 am
EvilBadman
Boot
Joined: 29 Jul 2004 Posts: 11
Granted, but they pair him up with the Sessler.
I wish I had a humorous wish to post here.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 5:53 am
fireball
Charter Member
Joined: 25 Sep 2002 Posts: 205 Location: living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the st
Re: Your wish is SOOOO not my command.
chaotic_mind wrote:
I wish that I had 20 million more wishes, completely transferable, and usable at all upstanding places of wish-fulfilment.
Granted. But all 20,000,000 will be granted and responded to by n00bies, and not one of them will be funny.
I wish the signal-to-noise ratio on #beekeepers was >0.01
_________________And all through the night, they poured over the plans. Sometimes they poured on the table, sometimes they poured on the floor, but mostly they poured over the plans.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:34 am
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