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Re: Your wish is SOOOO not my command.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:42 am

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advinius · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 11

Granted! however, it is because you have been superglued to your chair...

I wish that i had more to contribute to this fabulous game...

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:51 am

xTopGunx · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 30

Granted. You now can answer every post with a wish and a corruption, but you end up corrupting so many of our wishes so well that we all leave and stop playing, leaving you to corrupt your own wishes.

I wish that anytime somebody tried to Trout someone, I could drop an Anvil on his head.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 8:59 am

jayfoster@gmail.com · Kilroy Joined: 13 Aug 2004 Posts: 2

Granted, but some horrible form of karma makes you suicidally depressed and/or have strange visions of a naked Bea Arthur doing erotic things with bees every time that you do.

I wish that Dana would turn out to have a seedy underworld past involving all manner of morally objectionable activities.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:07 am

Dorkmaster

Granted, but "seedy underworld" and "morally objectionable" really just adds up to planting things in a cave, while making out with her redneck cousin Cletus.

I wish I never mentioned the whole Bea Arthur thing in the first place! (Sheesh!)

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:26 am

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Genesis11

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:51 am

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Dorkmaster

Granted, but after paying taxes, you're cut to roughly half that. After paying your bills off, you're down to three quarters of that half. And after helping all those people (family and friends) that you said you would help if you ever got a million dollars, you are left with $10.63. And then your hi-speed internet bill comes...Now you're in the red by $25!

I wish that Dana would have responded to MY email today... Sad

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:19 am

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Genesis11

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:29 am

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Granted, but they decide to roost in a tree over your car.

I wish that I didn't have to be stuck here in work today.

-- Steve's got his profit-share cheque for the half-year in his pocket, but has another se7en hours to go before he can spend it.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:35 am

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aliendial

Granted, but [to haul out the other running joke in this thread] it's because they found out why you've been so unproductive lately and fired yer ass. LOTS of free time now!

I wish scarpe grosse were Queen of the World.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:38 am

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Dorkmaster

Granted.

I wish that I was completely out of debt!

EDIT- waiting in pained tension for Jedi to fix his phrase to read "isn't"

EDIT - well I could fix it, but that would take all the tension out of the game. So we'll just watch together... -- AD

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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

CoffeeJedi

wait.... she doesn't?

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:42 am

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**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:45 am

Dorkmaster

thanks, Steff! I was waitin for SOMEONE to find that as funny as I did... Laughing

Oh, and to refresh here... I wish I was out of debt.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:48 am

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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

Genesis11

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:53 am

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