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[CoffeeJedi]

[Nikolaas]

Check out this new info I found! It's GOT to mean something!!

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I remember it all so clearly now.......like it just happened.
Walking by the chow hall and seeing just how closely Capt. Keyes and Master Chief were sitting next to each other. I dismissed it......thought nothing of it, 'til Capt. Keyes brushed Master Chiefs bosom. I gagged. Then I realized that is was Keyes all along who was the Queen.

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[CoffeeJedi]

must.... not..... laugh.... at obvious..... stupid gay joke........... guuuhhhhhhh

damn

[krystyn]

[Dorkmaster]

Why, Nikolaas?... why?... Don't you have SOMETHING better to do with your time than pester us with your trolly-troll-trollness? I would love to work with you in a constructive way, but you haven't contributed ANYTHING useful yet! Please... for the love of all that is good, stop posting until you have something useful to say. Or feel free to start a humor thread! I'll look at it! I'll probably even post in it... But not in the real threads... Please! I beg of you....

[Nikolaas]

Dorkmaster, my remarks have been confined to two threads, both of which have nothing to do with solving the puzzle whatsoever. For one, I am not posting in EVERYONE'S thread acting the fool. Secondly, the only way you could be 'pestered' by me is to read the two threads that have nothing to do with solving the puzzle whatsoever. Finally, yes I do have better things to do, but time is on my side. All will be accomplished in time. I am sorry to have pestered you. I hope you are not getting hives.

[Genesis11]

In all seriousness, Keyes very well could have been gay. At least one sergeant was:

Remember the time you beat Legendary and saw the elite hugging that guy? That was very much the same.




*Hey Caboose! Have you seen my grenade?
** Yes. I put it in my pants. Wait.

BOOM!!!

[Nikolaas]

Yes, yes, of course! Halo is FILLED with hidden gay references. If you don't believe me.....then remember this:

Notice how ALL the marine men FLOCK to Master Chief when he's around. You know what they say about a Master Chief with big feet, right?

[Dorkmaster]

wow... I do not feel I have been harsh. I have tried to work with you. I have said that I would be more than willing to read anything you wanted to post in a humor forum, and I have said I would love to work with you on something constructive. Yet you berate me.

Now, I do write quite a few posts. I definitely don't question that. However, I do NOT make jokes assaulting sexual preference. I may not agree with the lifestyle myself, but that doesn't mean I'm making fun of someone for their choices!

Secondly, while I definitely post humorous (or IMO humorous) content as well, I do so hand in hand with content that is game related. I haven't seen one useful item, spec, or puzzle inquiry that was serious from you. Only humor aimed at taking someone down a peg, or posing as real information (and yes, it's always so crazy it CAN'T be taken seriously, but it's still annoying, and to noobs, you never know what someone's going to take as fact!).

This forum is not just to be serious, by all means, but first and foremost exists to coordinate the efforts of people trying to solve puzzles and link experiences in the Alternate Reality Gaming world... I'm only saying that you are posting nothing that contributes to that genre. In fact, you're being a troll, by posting these "revelations" without any tagging that shows it's humor... (Again, previous post in exception, because that's too dumb to be construed by ANYONE as fact)... I just think you're using bad, if not horrible form, and that you are single-handedly lowering the signal to noise ratio exponentially. You are distracting, abrasive, and persistent in those categories. This is why I take offense. Feel free to prove me wrong.

[Nikolaas]

Dorkmaster, do you have high blood pressure?

As I said, my posts are limited to the two threads that have nothing to do with solving the puzzle whatsoever. You can only be distracted if you happen to peer within the offbeat threads. Perhaps you need a break from all of your HARD bee puzzle solving, and prefer to enjoy a little humor before going back to it. Anyway, you may want to take a break from posting for a little while to allow that pulsating vein in your forehead to loosen up.

[ScarpeGrosse]

It bothers me that my tax dollars are being spent on allowing you to be a dweeb.

Now, I'm locking this dang thread, and if I see another one crop up like this, there will be some issues. Serious issues.