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Dorkmaster

Um, totally granted... except the website gets taken over and the site is actually selling giant microbes, with an emphasis on the ebola virus... Game Over

I wish this update was a true update today, and that there was a MAJOR development, not just like 15 people getting an email that many that play the game did not... Mad

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:58 am

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Genesis11

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:02 pm

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Dorkmaster

Wow! GRANTED!!! YAY!!!

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:06 pm

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I wish I had a brain Embarassed

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:40 pm

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Nikolaas · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL

Granted, but since you didn't have a brain before, you're not qualified to use to one you've been given.

I wish I could get this Chinese finger trap off my fingers. It's VERY hard to type.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:50 pm

Genesis11

Granted, but since the trap cut off circulation for so long, you had to get your finger amputated. Better luck next time.

I wish I didn't have to go to the dump.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:53 pm

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jayfoster@gmail.com · Kilroy Joined: 13 Aug 2004 Posts: 2

Granted, but pretty soon your house smells worse than the couch-woman's.

I wish that Bungie would hire me as a coder when I get out of school.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:53 pm

aliendial

Granted. But they wish they didn't.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas. (!)

grrr. Too late. Need to type faster!
or - uh, yes, I really was responding to the post right ahead of this one! honest!

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:55 pm

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Nikolaas · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL

Granted, but instead of Merry Christmas we all get Mary Christmas, a former transvestite stripper with a perspiration problem.

I wish I owned Bungie.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:02 pm

Genesis11

Granted, but then, um... Okay.

I wish I owned bungie.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:05 pm

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Nikolaas · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL

Granted, and then you use the bungie to tie down things in a truck bed.

I wish Master Chief talked like William Shatner.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:13 pm

Genesis11

"I wish Master Chief talked like William Shatner"

Really? That's just pathetic. But, I digress... Granted Rolling Eyes

I wish that I had MJOLINER Armor.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:25 pm

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Nikolaas · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL

Granted......um....in a way....
.......the only armour they had was 'Armour' brand chili. Hope that's good enough.

I wish the spaceships in Halo resembled Bowser's skyships from the Mario Bros. games.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:29 pm

Varin

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:49 pm

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Nikolaas · Boot Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL

Granted, but that headache, along with cramps, will still be back every month.

I wish Samus and Master Chief were an item.

**Posted:** Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:51 pm