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aliendial
Unfictologist
Joined: 29 Sep 2002 Posts: 3438 Location: Far Far Away. Nowhere Near You. Really.
I just had a vision of how the Three Stooges would grant Varin's wish. Must...resist....
Granted, but the Three Stooges I sent to remove your headache merely replaced it with a foot ache. Sorry about that.
I wish there really was time travel.
crap. late again.
_________________aliendial
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:55 pm
Varin
I Have No Life
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 2456 Location: South of where I used to be
Nikolaas wrote:
I wish Samus and Master Chief were an item.
Granted, but the loud clanking of their armor as they try to get close to each other gives you a headache.
I wish aliendial weren't late every time.
_________________"I still miss him to this day and probably always will." - Todd Keeler, Chasing the Wish
"meta meta meta, I made you out of play..." ~ j5
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:57 pm
Nikolaas
Boot
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL
Granted, but since I don't know what aliendial is.....I cannot tell you how things are different.
I wish I knew what aliendial was.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:00 pm
Macavity
Entrenched
Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 883 Location: UNSC Comm Relay Station Alpha, West Shokan, NY
Nikolaas wrote:
Granted, but since I don't know what aliendial is.....I cannot tell you how things are different.
I wish I knew what aliendial was.
Granted, but aliendial is actually a Japanese tentacle demon, who proceeds to take advantage of you.
I wish that I could meet the Princess.
_________________
You are likely to be eaten by a grue. If this predicament seems particularly cruel,
Consider whose fault it could be, with no match or torch in your inventory...
NP: Erase The Truth
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:16 pm
Can-ned Food
Boot
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 23 Location: Delaware, USA
Quote:
I wish that I could meet the Princess.
Granted, but...
Technically, you never wished that you would like the meeting.
I have to say it. I wish that Dana were a real person, and that I saved her life from the Queen single-handedly, and became adored as her hero. (Step aside, Princess.)
[Edit:] Before anyone gets on my case, I really do think women have purpose, men have purpose, and each combines in a synergistic duality. I was just being overly-macho.
_________________Oh-boy! I get to make a signature. How I love reading clever, wise, humorous, and reminiscent phrases everytime I visit a forum.
Signatures are also useful as free advertising for websites and organizations.
Now...what shall I put in my signature?
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:38 pm
Nikolaas
Boot
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL
Granted, but since Dana is a real person, she becomes frightened of the fact you're stalking her and telling her wildly imaginitive stories about saving her from evil.....she calls the police on you and has you put away.
I wish Dana was friends with Tiffani Amber-Theissen and introduced me to her.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:21 pm
Varin
I Have No Life
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 2456 Location: South of where I used to be
Nikolaas wrote:
I wish Dana was friends with Tiffani Amber-Theissen and introduced me to her.
Granted, but since time travel does exist she introduces you to the pre-teen Tiffani Amber-Theissen and you promptly get thrown in jail.
I wish I had a Pirate's Revenge coffee drink from the coffee house down on the river.
_________________"I still miss him to this day and probably always will." - Todd Keeler, Chasing the Wish
"meta meta meta, I made you out of play..." ~ j5
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:28 pm
floorneyne
Veteran
Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 89
Varin wrote:
I wish I had a Pirate's Revenge coffee drink from the coffee house down on the river.
Granted... but soon thereafter trendy coffee drinks are are unconditionally linked to prostate cancer. Yum!
I wish the PM's hadn't screwed up the coordinates...
edit: probably didn't need to say are are... but I guess it kinda sounds like a pirate reference (Arg, Matie!), so I'll just leave it there.
edit again: oh snap, i beat ya both (one of you is behind by two posts!!!)
And also... prostate cancer...?! I'd almost say that's a little inappropriate, except I don't think Varin would really suffer a lot from that... -- Giskard
_________________"If he's so smart, then how come he's dead?" --HJS
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:31 pm
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Genesis11
Boot
Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Posts: 63 Location: Right Behind You
"I wish Dana was friends with Tiffani Amber-Theissen and introduced me to her"
Granted, but Tiffani hates your guts.
I wish that I was alive.
_________________-Genesis 1:1
-Not a Pond Specimen
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:31 pm
CoffeeJedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1327 Location: Charlotte NC, USA
Varin wrote:
I wish I had a Pirate's Revenge coffee drink from the coffee house down on the river.
granted... but then you stumble upon the secret of what "Pirate's Revenge means....... ewwwwww, shudder
i wish on August 24, the OXM magazine prints "SPDR does not stand for Single Player Demo Release......... morons!" right on the front cover
_________________seeker > !seek canoe
!splotch
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:32 pm
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Dorkmaster
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1328 Location: The People's Republic of Dork
Granted, but you are forced to post strange wishes- er...
I wish Nikolaas and I could get along.
_________________"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." -William Gibson
"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:32 pm
Nikolaas
Boot
Joined: 10 Aug 2004 Posts: 47 Location: :noitacoL
Granted, but the Pirate's Revenge coffee drink is named so for the pirate's curse within. After drinking the....um.....drink, the curse takes its toll on you with violent squirts for a week.
I wish I knew why the pirate's curse on the coffee drink was placed and why he was so hateful.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:32 pm
CoffeeJedi
Unfictologist
Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Posts: 1327 Location: Charlotte NC, USA
holy cats! five near-simultaneous posts!?!?
_________________seeker > !seek canoe
!splotch
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:33 pm
aliendial
Unfictologist
Joined: 29 Sep 2002 Posts: 3438 Location: Far Far Away. Nowhere Near You. Really.
That's the Pirates Revenge on this thread...
_________________aliendial
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:34 pm
floorneyne
Veteran
Joined: 31 Jul 2004 Posts: 89
Dorkmaster wrote:
I wish Nikolaas and I could get along.
Granted, but you get along with him too well and the result is a lovechild that resembles... you guessed it... BEA ARTHUR!!!
I wish people would look before they post! (Watch as I now get doubled up! Oh the sweet sweet irony...)
_________________"If he's so smart, then how come he's dead?" --HJS
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:36 pm
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