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Aiobhan
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007 Posts: 223
[WTF?] Montauk Monster? Seen this? Wtf is it? http://www.google.com/search?q=Montauk+Sea+Monster&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS277US277
Seriously. From my searches on Google and on these forums, all I know is that it may be but probably isn't related to "Cryptids are Real" from Cartoon Network.
So. Since I figured everyone else on the internet isn't doing a good job, I implore you people to figure it out, since we're like... the smartest people here. Excluding 4channers, who are probably the ones behind this whole thing.
Sorry if this is a repost D= I looked, I swear![/quote]
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:30 pm
degravedi
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Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 1458 Location: New Orleans
It definitely seems too "adult" for the Cryptids Are Real deal. Very cool either way. I see there's a lot of photoshopping speculation on Google, but it seems to me like a real story over a mistaken identity. The angle seems to suggest a beak, but a dog with a medium-length snout (/ a large cat?) would look roughly like that with some decomposed skin.
On a more comic note, maybe it's a cat-eagle! http://www.freakingnews.com/Eagle-Cat-Pictures-20450.asp
Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:37 pm
jono
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Joined: 07 May 2008 Posts: 299
Where did you find the name to search?
Looks very very odd, to be honest I know people who look like that
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:38 am
degravedi
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Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 1458 Location: New Orleans
It's definitely not a sea turtle as some have claimed (you can see teeth on the bottom jaw). And if you look closely theres a few patches of fur left around the neck near the base of the skull. Fish are notorious scavengers and would be the ones responsible for the removal of the soft tissue at the nose, ears, and tips of the toes.
IMHO, I would say it was a pug (which is terribly sad if someone lost their pet).
Edit: definitely a poor pug. Check out the very bottom picture here from a different angle: http://gawker.com/5031872/scientist-plea-from-montauk-monster-finders
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:30 am
Virdilak
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Joined: 23 Jun 2008 Posts: 10
Speculation I've seen calls it a raccoon, due to the finger length and such.
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:27 am
konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 8010 Location: My own alternate reality
Tail length might also be a clue to the animal's identity. I agree about the fish scavengers creating this 'monstrous appearance'.
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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:22 am
madamimadam
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Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 326
that, and bloating and discoloration from being in the sun
it's a dog, sadly
Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:35 am
Lunsford
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Joined: 26 Nov 2007 Posts: 1602 Location: With Rorschach
It was stated today that the "beast" is actually what happens when racoons breed with dogs. The picture was taken after the head had started to decay and the skull and canines is actually what you see, not a beak.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:41 pm
Fishjp
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Lunsford wrote:
when racoons breed with dogs.
Racoons breed with dogs!? Eeewww!
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:50 pm
konamouse
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Nope, raccoons cannot breed with dogs (different species). But there is such a thing as a raccoon dog.
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:00 pm
lazarusHART
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Konamouse, the living wiki.
A complement BTW.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:36 am
Sassy
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Joined: 09 Mar 2003 Posts: 510
It's a Pug. Sheeesh. Poor thing.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:54 am
Euchre
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Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342
If you look at the second Newsday photo, it's not the same carcass - unless of course they flipped the thing over then waited for the tide to come back in and go back out, then dry the beach again. That or they are masters at carefully working the sand to look completely untouched after flipping over a putrid dead animal's carcass. I'm thinking no, and they 'second photo' is just a pic of a different dead dog washed ashore someplace else, and good evidence of the fact that this is what dead dogs that have been in the ocean look like.
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:12 am
madamimadam
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Joined: 26 Dec 2007 Posts: 326
so this is over, right?
lol might need to be archived as a great moment in forum history
Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:09 am
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