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Dorkmaster

Just trying to be embarassingly funny, man... Wink

Just kidding though. I'm happily married and would want nothing to do with an alien woman, or any other woman for that matter. I guess I just felt like someone had to go there, so no one else would ever have to... Ok, I just wanted people to laugh... anyways... now that I've embarassed myself and no one really thinks it's funny... that's usually my cue to stop typing... Anyway, have a good night all, and don't forget to tip your waitresses. (just upright them when you're done)

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:31 pm

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fireball

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:19 pm

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vpisteve

Finally, fb! Mr. Green

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:27 pm

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Dorkmaster

EXCELLENT, Fireball! I can't believe this WHOLE TIME (and I mean, from day 1) I have not thought of SNL's The Bees... That still cracks me up!

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:36 pm

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vpisteve

Be afraid. Be very afraid.....

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:50 pm

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Malrog

Be even more afraid...

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:55 pm

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Quote:

Sofia: A payphone?
Kamal: Ancient piece of crappy hardware, half of them wouldn't even take incoming calls, no GPS...

Dorkmaster

I love that it's "Mild Horror". What an oxymoron! Kind of like "Half-Pregnant" or "Slightly Offensive"

(How do bees start huge fires anyway? It is cool that spacemen help putting out the fires though... Laughing

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Malrog, is that guy shooting bees out of his nose? Awesome! Mr. Green

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:56 pm

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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

missphinx · Unfettered Joined: 02 Oct 2003 Posts: 395

...can't...resist

http://www.horror-wood.com/beegirl.htm

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:02 pm

Malrog

Not only shooting them out, but shooting them out backwards. (Or did I miss something? Dunno

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On the subject of Oxymorons: The number one (imho) has to be Microsoft Works, but Military Intelligence is right up there.

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:04 pm

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Sofia: A payphone?
Kamal: Ancient piece of crappy hardware, half of them wouldn't even take incoming calls, no GPS...

vpisteve

The Swarm was among the last in the Disaster Films fad in Hollywood.

It's funny as hell if you can get your hands on a copy. Best scene is whenever someone was attacked, it would go to slow motion as the poor sucker swatted pathetically at the killer bees.

You could almost hear them, in slowed down screams:

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.................... Miiiiiiilllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiioooooooooooonnnnnnnnssssssss........... ooooooooffffffffffff ...............Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:05 pm

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Dorkmaster

This one's kinda big, but funny too... I know we're getting off topic, but it is humorous!

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:09 pm

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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

Dorkmaster

Ok, and whoever thought this one up is an idiot (or a comic genius)!
Despite the name it's totally safe for work. But I BET you'll laugh embarassingly loud like I did when I saw this...

EDIT - So maybe we just get a oddly named way to win cash on the 24th?

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:11 pm

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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." - PJ O'Rourke
"ACADEMY, n. A modern school where football is taught." - Ambrose Bierce

DigitalDWR · Boot Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Posts: 58

I checked out the ones in Virginia Beach, and they built a community there, called Buckner farms, and the one in cheseapeke is off in teh woods some where... and i sure as hell am not gonna walk in those woods

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:07 pm

Anton P. Nym

I went to IMDB to look up some cheesy schlock movie to compete... I didn't mis-spend my youth that way. (I had other ways.) Lo and behold, what do I find on the front page but this flick slated for release on October 1st.

-- Steve notes it stars Jude Law... heh, does that mean that we'll find a bunch of A.I. DVDs at the coordinates? Shocked

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:53 pm

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Knofc · Guest

Beer and loose women would be nice! Smile

**Posted:** Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:59 pm