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[INFO] ChuckDideEate - The Man, the Mystery & the Tweets
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TheRyuujinMike
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One of my personal servants spilled coffee on me while plating breakfast. Then I slipped on a banana peel when going back upstairs.


Looks like misfortune is beginning to befall Chuckles. At least no casualties thus far.

Edit: More still...

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Then, when getting dressed, I accidentally caught fire, due to considerable friction between my flannel undergarments and my wool outerwear.


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I feel as though some awful choice, deep above the cosmos, has finally been made, and one of three possible paths must now be followed.


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a bill v2
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 		What could the "3 possible paths" be?

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Relia
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ChuckDideEate oh holy jeeze I just got a paper cut on my right nostril ow ow OW this is awful


OH SHIT I AM KILLING CHUCK JAGODA, YOU GUYS, HOW COULD YOU LET ME DO THIS.

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marthajones
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 		How the *** can you get a paper cut on your nostril?
I wonder if this is supposed to be a hint. If yes, I can't really see it yet.

The bird poop seems to have had a rather contrary effect on poor Chuck. Wink

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TheRyuujinMike
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marthajones wrote:
How the *** can you get a paper cut on your nostril?
I wonder if this is supposed to be a hint. If yes, I can't really see it yet.


Uh... did we smell Mars's diary? Was it scratch-and-sniff and we never noticed? ^_^;

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eOgas
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Relia wrote:
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ChuckDideEate oh holy jeeze I just got a paper cut on my right nostril ow ow OW this is awful


OH SHIT I AM KILLING CHUCK JAGODA, YOU GUYS, HOW COULD YOU LET ME DO THIS.


OH GOD, WTF!!! PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!!! CHUCK IS DYING!!! Flaming Nutter

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Relia
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eOgas wrote:
Relia wrote:
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ChuckDideEate oh holy jeeze I just got a paper cut on my right nostril ow ow OW this is awful


OH SHIT I AM KILLING CHUCK JAGODA, YOU GUYS, HOW COULD YOU LET ME DO THIS.


OH GOD, WTF!!! PUT IT BACK TOGETHER!!! CHUCK IS DYING!!! Flaming Nutter


I did put it back together! I did! It's no good!!!

[insert wailing, rending of hair, gnashing of teeth, etc.]

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SilentObjector
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 		His nostril! His beautiful nostril!

Incidentally that's another "3" we've got there.

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TheRyuujinMike
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Relia wrote:
I did put it back together! I did! It's no good!!!

[insert wailing, rending of hair, gnashing of teeth, etc.]


His tombstone shall read: "HERE LIES CHUCK JAGODA: RELIA DID IT."

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eOgas
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 		Hahaha, well I guess Milwaukee is just screwed then. Nice one Relia. It seems you've given all of Milwaukee bad luck. Unfortunately, I am going back to Milwaukee (OOG) today. I'll be sure to thank you when I get pooped on by birds.

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Relia
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TheRyuujinMike wrote:
Relia wrote:
I did put it back together! I did! It's no good!!!

[insert wailing, rending of hair, gnashing of teeth, etc.]


His tombstone shall read: "HERE LIES CHUCK JAGODA: RELIA DID IT."


And my tombstone will have:

My name is Relia, queen of queens:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Sorry about the, um, Armageddon thing, guys. I hope we can still be friends.

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L0lz
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 		Chuck may be having the worst day of his life :

I stubbed my big toe against a priceless mirror from the DOR era, shattering it, and then when I turned around to go get a mop

I stubbed my OTHER big toe against a priceless cinderblock from the TRO era, shattering it. So now my feet hurt and I'm out 2 artifacts.


He broke a cinderblock with his foot Shocked

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krystyn
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ChuckDideEate Just got back from the spa clinic. Tripped over a wax sculpture of a banana peel at the market and fell down an upward-running escalator.

http://twitter.com/ChuckDideEate/status/1232059440

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ChuckDideEate For about ten minutes.

http://twitter.com/ChuckDideEate/status/1232060200

I have to admit, this made me laugh until I snorted. How embarrassing. Very Happy
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Relia
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 		Same here XDDD

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niles
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ChuckDideEate oh holy jeeze I just got a paper cut on my right nostril ow ow OW this is awful



A coworker basically sliced his hand open with a paper cut no more than 10 seconds before my phone got this text message from Twitter. That made my day.

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