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Relia · Veteran Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 141

http://mymilwaukee.wikibruce.com/Image:Haven-p26%2C27.jpg

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:48 pm

a bill v2 · Boot Joined: 01 Feb 2009 Posts: 27 Location: milwaukee

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:38 pm

Relia · Veteran Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 141

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:40 pm

morningcoffee · Decorated Joined: 24 Nov 2008 Posts: 277 Location: England

ChuckDideEate: I stubbed my big toe against a priceless mirror from the DOR era, shattering it, and then when I turned around to go get a mop
ChuckDideEate: I stubbed my OTHER big toe against a priceless cinderblock from the TRO era, shattering it. So now my feet hurt and I'm out 2 artifacts.

From Twitter.

Shattering artefacts, huh... I wonder if Chuck DOES want you to smash the Fund :/ I hope not!

EDIT :: You beat me to it Relia! Smile

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:41 pm

Relia · Veteran Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 141

I'll look at it when I get it home tonight and see if there's any way to saw it apart at the seam without breaking it into a million pieces. Sad

Chuck, please don't make me do it Sad

It looks like he may want me to shatter BOTH PARTS of it, in which case there is no way to break the base and then reassemble it later. Sad

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:43 pm

SilentObjector · Boot Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 41

Sorry, did he just shatter a cinderblock by stubbing his toe on it? O_O

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:10 pm

parm · Boot Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 38

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:18 pm

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Relia · Veteran Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 141

From a message I posted on the YouTube TIMM account:

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:48 pm

courtknee · Decorated Joined: 23 Nov 2008 Posts: 217 Location: NY/NJ

Relia, if you shatter it and the result is inconclusive, I will find a way to send you a replacement golden turkey.

It does seem like it has to be shattered though.

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:50 pm

SilentObjector · Boot Joined: 21 Dec 2008 Posts: 41

Relia, now is the time that I think it's important to consider the big questions in life...

In this particular instance, that question is "will it blend?"

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:51 pm

joshspazjosh · Boot Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 27 Location: boston

JESUS CHRIST DON'T BLEND IT

I guess maybe examine it closely to see if there are any signs that it was taken apart and glued back together? And then make incisions accordingly.

Also, let's not forget that Charles Jagoda is so powerful that he has amassed enough vegetation to qualify as a "vineyard". Shocked

So maybe a lot of force will be needed to open it - but dear god not with a Blendtec product. Maybe... an electric drill. Or a sledgehammer?

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:21 pm

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**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:26 pm

Relia · Veteran Joined: 19 Dec 2008 Posts: 141

I was thinking I'd take it down into my basement tonight, clamp the turkey in a vise, then put a chisel against the seam of the plastic and try to hammer the plastic open. If that doesn't work, maybe I'll try my drill.

The best thing for the job would be a Dremel, I think, but I don't own one, so.

This whole prospect makes me so sad. Sad

Also, my blender is only an Osterizer, so that is not an option.

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:36 pm

Renton · Boot Joined: 10 Dec 2008 Posts: 11

Well just uh, stand outside on a concrete surface or something, turn your head the other way, lift it up high, close your eyes, and drop it.

Then go "uh-oh."

**Posted:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:43 pm