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[jebreject]

Or they're just messin' with us!

[SilentObjector]

SMASH IT!

[mitch42]

I was an early proponent of cracking it open, but I thought there might be a sign that it was opened before or something to suggest it's fixable once broken open, which Relia doesn't suggest. So now I'm thinking the PMs need to be more overt in their call for this action. Unless there's a good reason from the game materials to do it (other than being "bold"), I suggest you wait.

[daveymoo]

Listen to your heart, or whatever.

[hatpins]

Well, it would be pretty interesting to see what would happen if you cracked/smashed/cut it open, but doing so to a piece of awesometastic swag would be absolutely heart-breaking. Well, for me, anyway.

[BostonBeats4]

[Relia]

I can confirm that there is NO evidence the turkey has been taken apart and reassembled, or that it would be possible for it to look as it did if they had. The turkey trophy is a standard gag item you can purchase here:

http://www.funnyemployeeawards.com/trophies/turkey-trophy.asp

And I can see no evidence whatsoever that it would be possible to put anything inside the turkey.

If they want me to smash it -- and I am VERY reluctant to smash my ARG swag which I was so excited to get -- then it is only the act of smashing it which would stand to advance the game (in my opinion); I don't think we'd find any more clues physically within the turkey.

[daveymoo]

 Looks like this turkey is pardoned

[Anonymous AntipoJamesDean]

This is going to be the Turkey that laid the golden eggs. You open it up and there's nothing inside but turkey.

http://www.tumbletales.com/stories/story3.html

[Anonymous AntipoJamesDean]

[Aces and Eights]

Reassemble the dynasty fund, post a picture of it, clearly state that it has been repaired and will _remain_ repaired for some time.

I realize you tried reassembly a little, but didn't make it terribly clear-- and, now, it's disassembled again.

Anyways, leave it repaired for a day or so. Gives chuck a chance to snoop around, if nothing else. If we don't get a reaction, then it's time to smash that bird. The show must go on!

Or so I think, in this narrowly contested... contest.

[a bill v2]

to smash or not to smash... that is the question

I would have already broke that thing apart because imho it seems like all this waiting around is slowing down some of the action. Chuck was previously an almost secondary character and the twitter account must be for a reason.

Be bold, Choose a path, birds pooping, artefacts smashed, detective work... that's enough for me - crack that open what's the worst that could happen?



edit: and the base of the trophy looks completely different than the one in the example trophy you found for purchase online. If they switched bases at all....

[joshspazjosh]

posting a picture of its reassembly is a good idea. maybe wait 12-24 hours for character reaction, and if they don't say anything you smash it.

and judging from the store catalog entry posted above, a dremel isn't necessary - just throw it off the roof of your house or use a hammer or whatever.

[MNUMHKEN]

All of Chuck's recent tweets lament destruction of artifacts...I say reassemble as neatly as possible.

[dposse]

i say smash it! it seems to be the only way!