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[WUF] West Unfictionopia
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lhilt
Boot

Joined: 08 Feb 2008
Posts: 55

 		While I too have joined late, I have tendered my application for the position of Executive Judge, Jury and executioner as outlined below:

Judge D. Redd wrote:

Dearest Emperor,

I hereby tender my application for Executive Judge, Jury and Executioner in your cabinet. I will uphold your laws of the land by Listening to the blathering of the accused, either Reguarding or Disreguarding their blathering as I see fit, and punishing the accused in a manner which coincides with my own belief system until such time as I receive pressure in the form of bribery.

Upholding the laws of the land set forth by the incumbent Governor or by the almighty Emperor, or whatever the voices in my head tell me to do will be the reason I rise in the morning, and breathe throughout the day.

Sincerely

Judge D. Redd



Here's hoping for a reply. This looks FUN

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konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002
Posts: 8010
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Ziola wrote:
.... I could also trot around, screaming Woo-Hoo! in a drunken manner if you would like. And if you don't mind, the occasion "girls-gone-wild" moment has been known to pop up unexpectedly.


We always need Woo-Hoo girls!
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:39 pm
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SamniteX
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Joined: 14 May 2008
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 		Applied!
Woo! I just applied for a position. Hope it's not too late. And also that I didn't offend any of our esteemed cabinet members already in place. Wink

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Hail Emperor McNuts!

If you are still taking applications, I would be honored to be considered for one. Specifically, I am interested in the position of "Citizen Representative". I believe the various members of the cabinet, while all good people, have their own special interests (idiocy, parrot photos, fire, etc.) at heart. Someone needs to be the voice of the people (and ferrets). As a person, I am uniquely qualified for this role.

Thank you for your consideration.

Your humble servant,

Samnite


PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:49 pm
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konashark
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Joined: 21 Feb 2009
Posts: 8
Location: Sin City
konamouse wrote:
Ziola wrote:
.... I could also trot around, screaming Woo-Hoo! in a drunken manner if you would like. And if you don't mind, the occasion "girls-gone-wild" moment has been known to pop up unexpectedly.


We always need Woo-Hoo girls!


I love Woo-Hoo girls!!!! More rummm

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:11 pm
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Ziola
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Joined: 09 Jan 2009
Posts: 152
Location: A couch somewhere...

 		Hehehehe...and the best part (besides being able to go Woo-Hoo!! all the time) is that I won't need my own stake of land. I'll just leech off of all you fine upstanding citizens.

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kosmopol
I Never Tire of My Own Voice


Joined: 27 Aug 2007
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 		The same about me Smile
Culture doesn't need a land, it's everywhere.

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natas
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Joined: 06 Oct 2007
Posts: 3177
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Caseys_Mom wrote:
natas wrote:
Can someone good with photoshop change my avatar to have a fire chief hat on?


Since I have been accepted as one of the two "painters" of the island, (aka: AtomicSnowflake), I am honored to be able to present the Great Fire Chief with a few of avatars. I am including two with the fire helmet, and the other is the formal hat. If you can find an image of a hat/helmet you like better, please let me know, and I'll change it.
I hope you like them!


Thank you!!! Those are awesome.

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Caseys_Mom
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Joined: 21 Jan 2009
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 		I'm glad I could be of service to our Great Chief of Fire! uh, I mean, Fire Chief!

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Lunsford
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Joined: 26 Nov 2007
Posts: 1602
Location: With Rorschach

 		Not a lot of activity since we started using the island forum....
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Ziola
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Joined: 09 Jan 2009
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 		Woo-Hoo!!

I got the position. Now, who's got room for me tonight?

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:11 pm
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FSURobbie
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 		I'm in too:

Quote:
While our largest problem on the island is our ferret infestation, I wonder if perhaps bringing in a few dozen cats could help solve this problem? And if we do that, we'd surely need someone to herd said cats after the ferrets are gone. Welcome aboard, Robbie!

Regards,
The Emperor


Ziola, my couch is all yours...

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:13 pm
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magnet0
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Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 398

 		Another Cabinet Member Request
So I see that the island paradise of West Unfitionopia is beginning to fill rather nicely. I would hate to have 'missed the boat' on this one.

magnet0 wrote:
Your Imperial Majesty,

Lo, but I am a humble servant of a land far away from West Unfitionopia. My current situation has provided the opportunity to seek out new lands and boldly go where only ferrets have gone before. It has come to my attention that there may be a need for my skills on the island paradise of West Unfitionopia.

Your Imperial Majesty's current cabinet appears to be filled as such (from the Careers section of the island's offical website): 50 current positions not counting Govenor and Lt. Govenor, 6 held by multiple people, 1 awaiting competition to have competitors assigned to alternate positions, 10 people holding dual designations, 3 people holding 3 designations.

I did not notice a cabinet position related to one of the most important fetaures of any island paradise, that of the Minister of Counting Things. With an estimate of ~ 491.34 wuČ of land, ~ 372.215 wu of shoreline, and ~ 45.09 wu of interior waterways, at least 51.477397539% of the current cabinet will agree that there is a need to determine the ratio of ferrets to ferret molested pastries per wuČ.

I am versed in Real, Imaginary, and Surreal number theories. I have counted many of the grains of sands on the beach and all of the stars in the sky. I have 6 fingers on one hand which gives me an edge over most other counting people as well as the ability to keypad just a bit faster.

Should Your Imperial Majesty determine that there exists a need for the Minister of Counting Things on West Unfictionopia, please consider me as your newest humble servant.

Sincerely,

Magnet0

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:45 pm
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lhilt
Boot

Joined: 08 Feb 2008
Posts: 55
Emperor Harold T. McNuts wrote:

While West Unfictionopia isn't a very violent/criminalistic kind of place, it would be nice to have a judge in place. I do feel, however, should there need to be a jury, it should be made up of various members of the island, and not just one man. Also, an executioner! So barbaric! But I like it. I shall dub you Judge and Executioner.

Regards,
The Emperor


WOOT Im in!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:01 pm
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magnet0
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Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Posts: 398

 		I'm a Minister!!
The Imperial Majesty wrote:
Magnet0,

I must say! Your resume is RATHER impressive, and without question, we must have you on the island! I can't believe I did not account for a Minister of Counting Things! There is so much on our fair island that could and should be counted. Examples being: trees. I am completely oblivious to the number of trees on our island. Ferrets. I would assume the number is in the hundreds of thousands, but there, I could also be incorrect. Please assume your position post haste, and welcome to our community!

Regards,
The Emperor


Hooray!! So quick and timely.
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konamouse
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Joined: 02 Dec 2002
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 		1. Just a gentle reminder that within the boundaries of WUF forums the uF forum should not be mentioned or linked (cause in TINAG philosophy, uF would not exist).

2. This just posted by the new Press Secretary:

Quote:
My dear residents,

Effective as of 1200 noon tomorrow(Wednesday 2/25) registration for new jobs will be closed. New members may register to be standard residents of the island, and may request from the current job holders to be employees under them, but no new job titles will be assigned unless the current community feels the need to add positions. In this event, a current general worker will be promoted via popular election/Governor selection to the requested positions. Do bear this in mind, and let anyone who so desires to join our community know they need to do so before noon tomorrow or they will be a general employee of a department.

I feel this move is necessary on my part, as due to the high volume of new interest I have been unable to properly show you all my attention. When this is done, I can gladly proclaim, as an LOLcat would say, "MY ATTENSHUN: LET ME SHOW YOU IT." I bid you good day.

Regards,
The Emperor

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