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[WUF] West Unfictionopia
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ndemeter
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 		Damn it. I have some good ideas in mind but I cannot do it right now. *cough*The website is blocked from work.*cough* Smile

Perhaps I will rush home tonight and jump on there.

EDIT: Applied for Chief Lolcat Wrangler. *crosses fingers*
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FSURobbie
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 		Does the Emperor give us our forum login or do we sign-up ourselves?

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Gregoriev
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FSURobbie wrote:
Does the Emperor give us our forum login or do we sign-up ourselves?

You sign up yourself. =P Then he comes in and gives you thine title.
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pancito
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 		Re: Another Cabinet Member Request
magnet0 wrote:
So I see that the island paradise of West Unfitionopia is beginning to fill rather nicely. I would hate to have 'missed the boat' on this one.

magnet0 wrote:
Your Imperial Majesty,

Lo, but I am a humble servant of a land far away from West Unfitionopia. My current situation has provided the opportunity to seek out new lands and boldly go where only ferrets have gone before. It has come to my attention that there may be a need for my skills on the island paradise of West Unfitionopia.

Your Imperial Majesty's current cabinet appears to be filled as such (from the Careers section of the island's offical website): 50 current positions not counting Govenor and Lt. Govenor, 6 held by multiple people, 1 awaiting competition to have competitors assigned to alternate positions, 10 people holding dual designations, 3 people holding 3 designations.

I did not notice a cabinet position related to one of the most important fetaures of any island paradise, that of the Minister of Counting Things. With an estimate of ~ 491.34 wuČ of land, ~ 372.215 wu of shoreline, and ~ 45.09 wu of interior waterways, at least 51.477397539% of the current cabinet will agree that there is a need to determine the ratio of ferrets to ferret molested pastries per wuČ.

I am versed in Real, Imaginary, and Surreal number theories. I have counted many of the grains of sands on the beach and all of the stars in the sky. I have 6 fingers on one hand which gives me an edge over most other counting people as well as the ability to keypad just a bit faster.

Should Your Imperial Majesty determine that there exists a need for the Minister of Counting Things on West Unfictionopia, please consider me as your newest humble servant.

Sincerely,

Magnet0


Excellent!

@konamouse>> meh. I suppose that means I'll have to actually overload my photobucket instead of letting Spacey pay the bill for my outrageous bandwidth consumption. Though since a good deal of bickering went on before we had a forum, I don't feel bad about, for instance, stating the primacy of my claim to 91% of the land...

Can I interest you in a picture? Wit' me parrot?

@robbie>> There's a 'register' link on the forum page.

@krystn>> Could you cry the fact that applications are closing?
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Lunsford
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 		who is this newly appointed press secretary and why have we yet to meet?!
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el Igore
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Location: Bavaria, Germany

 		Since I aren't the mapmaker anymore, I asked the emperor for a new position:
Quote:
Dear Sir Harold,

I noticed, that there are no means of transportation on the island. But since no modern society can exist without ways to transport passengers and cargo, I suggest to set up a fleet of airships. Because we Germans have a longtime experience with zeppelins I am confident that I can establish an infrastructure our neighboring nations would be envious about!
Why zeppelins you might ask. Because everything's better with zeppelins!
So if you see the lack of airshipness in you empire as alarming as I then I ask you, my emperor, to consider me for the position of 'Commander of the imperial zeppelin (airship) fleet'.

By the way, if we would ever be in the need to 'impose pressure' upon another country, keep in mind the easily attachable rocket-boosters and bomb bays.

With best regards,
el Igore


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AUZ505
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 		Just to complete the applications mails. I applied for several carreers and I am now "The minister of foreign love affairs" and "stripper trainer"

Quote:

Dear emporer,

I found your wonderful island and surely I am interested to be part of it.
It seems most positions are not vacant anymore, but I also recognized that some very important positions are not in your list.

So I would apply for the position:
Minister of foreign love affairs

Due to my extraordinary background knowledge I could of course also work as a "Stripper Trainer".

If all my suggestions do not work, I will be also be available as "Minister of Health" - assuming that this is the person who has to check the strippers regarding health issues, right?

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lhilt
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 		Wonder if the press secretary is nervous BECAUSE of the emperor? Maybe we should initiate contact outside the emperor's domain? (via email?)

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ALISDAIRPARK
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AUZ505 wrote:
Just to complete the applications mails. I applied for several carreers and I am now "The minister of foreign love affairs" and "stripper trainer"...............I will be also be available as "Minister of Health" - assuming that this is the person who has to check the strippers regarding health issues, right?


Me so jealous on your appointments, however resent you trying to muscle in on my territory (I'm Minister of Health).

However as I am also the resident doctor, I am happy to provide free *cough* "health checks" for any strippers, and indeed discounted cosmetic enhancements if desired. Of course I expect free dances due to this....

@lhilt - very good point - seems to be the only one who's not one of us (?) which means they could be left over from the previous admin??
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Nighthawk
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 		Damn it, doc! What do I have to do for some attention? It hurts when I... ***THWACK!***

***THUD!***
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ALISDAIRPARK
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Nighthawk wrote:
Damn it, doc! What do I have to do for some attention? It hurts when I... ***THWACK!***

***THUD!***


Ah! I see you haven't been using the dead parrot I prescribed you! Silly boy! Try these instead *hands Nighthawk two flippers
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Lunsford
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 		Why is the Press Secretary sketchy? Shifty Eyes
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lhilt
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 		Communications have been initiated with the Press_Secretary. While this communication is protected by the wU Privacy Policy of 2009 and prevents me from disclosing details of my communique (details of this policy are forthcoming) as I am the Executive Judge and Executioner of wU, Once I garner any information and get permission for public release, I will outline the details of my communication!

(Sheesh that took way too long to type..<G>)

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jjjj3
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 		oh magnet0 a math person
ooh magneto i didnt know you were a math nut. I am a math nut too.

In fact I am probably going to take complex variables next year at my magnet high school.

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sirpoins
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 		Somehow I pulled off King Rat as a job....Yoy!

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