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MrNeedles · Boot Joined: 22 Aug 2009 Posts: 20

A hair straightener
A bottle of conducting lube
one roll of Duct tape.

wait wut?

**Posted:** Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:14 am

Dignity · Boot Joined: 13 Aug 2009 Posts: 17

lotion
magazine
basket

SHE PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN

**Posted:** Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:35 am

cahill

stuffed puppy crap
the entire wal-mart store
selicton of gift cards or visa cards or whatever Rolling Eyes

**Posted:** Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:40 pm

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astrofig · Decorated Joined: 28 Aug 2009 Posts: 165

Condoms, rope, dog treats.

Shovel, tarp, mothballs.

**Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2009 6:43 pm

NFCNorth4

body wash,wig, 90in flatscreen TV

**Posted:** Sat Sep 05, 2009 7:00 pm

Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

tea bags, motor oil, pumice stone
(An actual purchase of mine. Yes, I can be that random.)

And let's get Buffalo Bill's words right, it goes "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."
(Even though the person posting the video also gets it wrong.)

**Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:26 am

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krystyn

"its skin"

/pedantry

/me runs away

**Posted:** Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:04 pm

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Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

Run away indeed. Buffalo Bill isn't declaring that what the item is is skin, he's instructing 'it' to run lotion on the skin it possesses.

The only thing that separates me from Dr. Lechter is a lack of desire to eat people. Otherwise, we're of the same spirit.
Twisted Evil

**Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:37 am

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konamouse

2L diet Coke, roll of Mentos, Stuffed Barney toy

**Posted:** Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:18 am

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lifegospel

High School Musical, Weed Burner, Gasoline
(Actually bought this earlier today, HSM for my cousin's B-Day present)

**Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:44 am

Lovely Luke · Veteran Joined: 17 Aug 2009 Posts: 127

Crate of whiskey,
Crate of beer,
Rubber gloves.

This is similar to what somebody bought at christmas time last year when I was packing bags. Except instead of just two crates of alcohol, it was an entire trolly.

**Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:00 am

Rogi Ocnorb

**Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:33 pm

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No, sorry, can't return it.

Something I saw today;

-green face paint
-SHREK DVD
-Video Camera

**Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:34 pm

pancito

**Posted:** Sun Sep 27, 2009 5:51 pm

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Euchre · uF Game Warden Joined: 29 Aug 2007 Posts: 3342

LARGE bottle of rubbing alcohol
velcro watch band
X-Men Blu-ray 2 pack

Oh, and it's 10:30 at night.

Why are you looking at me like that, just ring it UP!

(True story.)

**Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2010 11:45 am

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