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[VIDEO]The Abduction of Kelvin Williams
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CaptKing
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 [VIDEO]The Abduction of Kelvin Williams
The EPWA have kidnapped Kelvin!

It seems the EPWA has kidnapped Kelvin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vfkbCBO-Q&feature=player_embedded

This video was posted on his website. Either Kelvin was released, or the EPWA hacked into his account... I'm guessing the latter.

What does this all mean?

Are our worries that the EPWA might be not as "righteous" coming true? Will they see that this is just one big misunderstanding? Where do we come into play? I mean, we all have been following ever word the EPWA has given us. In all honesty, we were "brainwashed" into thinking their word is true.

What do you think? Is this action necessary, or does it show an evil side to the EPWA. Also, anyone else confused by Drybone's reaction to C14? Telling him to hurry along, etc. I would think someone would a little more respect to the leader of the EPWA.

What does everyone else think of this?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:38 am
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DEMANDS! (as posted on Kelvins blog)

Quote:

EPWA DEMANDS FOR HOSTAGE RELEASE
October 23, 2009

Yes, the EPWA took K-Dub as hostage, and why should this be so so shocking? Is it such a surprise how radical and truculent we are?? Pshaw. Of course there will be casualties and collateral damage in our battle for autonomy within the network of symbols! When mundanes are led toward [omitted] our entire existence is threatened! We were already in peril before all of… THIS! It's the only next step in the equation. Here is a list of demands for his release. And, hey. Watch your back, Audrey!

ELSEWHERE PUBLIC WORKS AGENCY LIST OF NON-NEGOTIABLE DEMANDS FOR THE RELEASE OF KELVIN WILLIAMS

1. WE DEMAND and insist that the removal of all barriers, walls, fences and turnstiles be instigated at once and forthwith to admit the free passage of Nonchalants and proto-Nonchalants.

2. WE DEMAND the abolition of Sizeist strictures, particularly in the sphere of mail collection and delivery.

3. WE DEMAND the numerical tyranny of Sixteen be ended forthwith, that the said number be branded as the mathematical harbinger of False Nonchalance, the number of Unlawful Removal. Concomitantly WE DEMAND the elevation in estimation of the number Fourteen, the Sigil of Symbiosis, within all numerical and social depictions.

4. WE DEMAND the revocation of all edicts and directives which oppress the individual in its, hers or his lawful pursuit of divine Nonchalance, including but not limited to traffic regulations, business permits, academic accreditation, food sales, matters of public health and dietary restrictions upon the body politic.

5. WE DEMAND the release of all records in all information systems which concern and/or affect the Nonchalant in their pursuit of the realization of the totality of Nonchalant potential in its purest and most untrammeled form.

6. WE DEMAND the release from incarceration of all imprisoned Nonchalants worldwide, with suitable monetary compensation in each case provided, until such time as the de-legitimating of oppressive value-symbology may be commenced by the explicative demonstrators of the New Paradigm.

7. WE DEMAND that warfare against our Insect and Arthropod co-inhabitors, particularly featuring the use of all and any Borate compounds, be declared anathema.

8. WE DEMAND the carbonization of the oceans be stopped immediately, to prevent future oceanic life from consisting in toto only of bacteria and jellyfish.

9. WE DEMAND that all televisual programming include animated cartoons from the years between 1936 and 1945, such programming to supersede all extant broadcasts between the hours of eight and eleven PM, Pacific Standard Time.

10. WE DEMAND that the instruction begin, in all schools, public and private, in the combined sciences of Epigraphy.

11. WE DEMAND the immediate arrest of all members of the so-called Jejune Institute, to stand trial before a People's Tribunal and a Cabinet of Nonchalant Jurists.

12. WE DEMAND the replacement of all Birdbaths, Watering Troughs and Drinking Bowls for all quadrupeds, feral and domestic.

13. WE DEMAND that all animus and legal stricture against any and all Nonchalants subject to civil and legal penalties be abolished as a matter of public policy.

14. AND WE ADDITIONALLY DEMAND that the act of wearing checks with stripes, paisley with Madras fabric or white shoes and belts out of season no longer be esteemed a solecism, but an appropriate assertion of Nonchalant Principles.

THESE DEMANDS are non-negotiable, irrevocable and final. Demands should not be confused with "wishes", as expressed in Further Dispatches From Elsewhere.


so...what now? o.o
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well, I really don't know. At this point, we are kinda at a cross roads. Should we, go along with the EPWA? I mean, all of these demands... I'm not sure this is what Eva would have wanted. She was a person a peace, not kidnappings and extortion.

I hate to say this, but should we actually ASK the Jejune Institute for help? They have some power, maybe they can help Kelvin. I mean, in all honesty we never actually corresponded with the JI to get their side of the story.

Or, we could do something a bit more Meta-minded... create our own Nonchalant organization that could rival the EPWA. This would come down to, how much player interference would change/work into the story.

EDIT: So, I decided to shoot the JI an e-mail. More or less, I asked them THEIR side of the story. Because, we still really don't know that much about them. I used the alias LieutenantBaron

Quote:

Good Day,

You do not know me, and I think we should keep it that way...

I was inducted into the Jejune Institute about a year ago, since then much has changed in my life. As Mr. Coleman stated, I have seen the divine all around me. However, I did not heed your warning. I read the induction card, I followed the path, and I listened to one "Elsewhere Public Works Agency."

I will not lie, over the past year I believed everything they told me. I am sure you are aware that the EPWA is trying to take down your organization. They state that you and your company uses "synthetic telepathy" to destroy our conscious. I do not doubt this to be truth. But this is beside the point.

The reason for this e-mail is simple. The organization I thought stood for "good" and "peace" has begun to spiral into a crazed mob of kidnappings and extortion, and I cannot stand for this. Initially, I accepted all of their "facts" as "truths" without ever seeing the entire picture. My question is this: what is YOUR side of this story? What is your connection with the EPWA? Why are they trying to destroy you? What actions are you taking to protect yourselves?

Please, I feel that the organization I once sought to destroy may be the only hope for my friend, Kelvin Williams.

(PS. any attempts to trace this e-mail will be futile)

Thank you.

CaptKing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:58 am
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Ok, let's get those fences down people..

..though I don't know about the cartoons from the 30s and 40s.. some of that stuff was pretty racist.

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I still don't trust the JI. not after the OMNI articles, the jejune goons (both at the protest and seen sneaking through Eva's window to get her teeth), and the microwave harassment.

not that i don't agree with the actions of the EPWA but i want to see what happens next with this.

I'm actually a little curious why the 'think for yourself' video was palced before the EPWA's video... surely they're not saying "think for yourselves don't listen to US"? that's be counter intuitive...


edit:
listening to the video again, and looking at the demands, i'm not entirely sure their motives are inherently hostile. Drybones said it himself that they're not sure what Kelvin is in concerns to all this. I think as Kelvin became aware of the EPWA they became aware of him.

And you do have to take a step back and see things from the EPWA's perspective at least. To them, a year into this campaign, along comes some 'yahoo' who isn't one of Eva's main friends nor a member of the Savants but has suddenly gained access to photos, video tapes, and indeed Eva's entire personal diary. What would the EPWA make of this unknown element? How could such a 'mundane' have access to these secret and personal things? things the EPWA has never until now had access to? Relics and rare artifacts from their very queen.

And the EPWA has never been the types to merely straightforwardly ask for information. Everything is round-about for them. Much like how Tom HAS to create elaborate plans and secret notes in order to save Jim the slave instead of just doing it the simple way like Huck would rather do. The demands seem to tell of a dog that has managed to catch a truck. they have him, but what to do with him?

Also, on another note, what does Beth have to do with all this? I mean, she's the one who set up the alternate map in the reconstruction. She's the one who led everyone to the memory to media tape which itself was supplied by the EPWA after they were somehow able to get it from the JI. She's connected to all this somehow. No way she's just like Kelvin, unaware of this battle between worlds, when she's shown she knows of nonchalance and the EPWA.

I donno. this all seems rash and unnecessary but before we start branching off into factions i think we should see what they plan to do with Kelvin after they learn he's not a threat and indeed a resource to help them. I don't really think they're gonna harm him (i mean, they got him a vegetarian burrito and a Mr. Pibb. that's a lot more hospitable than most captors).
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Good point Everfalling. I agree, I do not think we should branch off QUITE yet, but I don't think it would hurt to try and communicated with the JI, we really haven't tried before.

Also, about the "goons" it could be entirely possible they were in front of the Institute not to hurt us, but to PROTECT them. It's not like they came to Union square as we were hanging out, hell they haven't attacked us when we have been to these meetings, such as the Oct. 16th broadcast. I'm just starting to think maybe the EPWA is more hostile than we thought.

On a side note, anyone else notice the hat that the puppet at the beginning was wearing? haha, it looks just like the one the EPWA gave me before "The Action" I don't know, kinda got a kick out of it Laughing
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CaptKing wrote:
On a side note, anyone else notice the hat that the puppet at the beginning was wearing?


The puppets are from a children's TV show I only vaguely remember watching as a kid. Anyone know which one?

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Puppets.

This which this editor is choking on:

http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_McCormick_(television_personality)

I think we need an additional lesson from "Shagnasty Bear." Also, Hostile Kitten Library would be a good band name.

It would be interesting if there was some sort of pre-determined split in the ranks, but I'm pretty sure if we all got a mail message from C14 telling us to X at Y place at Z time we'd all X at Y at Z. With bells on.

That list of demands is pretty long/impossible. I think Kelvin is going to be eating a lot of veggie burritos. HOLD TIGHT KELVIN

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WOW those demands are insane, Guess the EPWA wasnt as sane as we thought, Why cant they see that Nonchanlance cannot be obtained by those who actively seek it, jeez i figured that out day one, hence why I have been lurking all this time , yes lurking for so long like a char from act one your mind forgot about coming back from the curtain to stab your very ideals of whats normal and right WOOHOO, Caffiend lives, opps sorry got off topic, hey captking did i miss much . XD
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