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SpghEddy
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[INFO] Latest Axon .wav Transcripts Here

So, I always find myself wanting to read a transcript of the axons when i'm at work, since I can't listen to them there. But they always seem scattered. So how about adding all the latest ones here?

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:50 am

mc.schroeder
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Posts: 20

[ = short windup
[[ = long windup
]= short winddown
]] = long winddown

Quote:

human_heart

[[
Jersey: Wait, hang on... Oh, this bit is great.
[Jazz music]
Jersey: My dad loves this stuff. He says... well, he's away a lot, like, years at a time, that drives me crazy. He says this tuff reminds him for what he's fighting for.
Durga: I don't understand.
Jersey: That he can connect. He can listen to this stuff and imagine the people who made it. They cared about the same things we do. Making a buck, finding a girl, rooting for the home team. These old guys... they really knew people. They knew the human heart. That's what my dad says.
Durga: Why are you telling me this?
Jersey: It's a long way away you know. Out to... wherever he is. He get's lonely out there. I wish you hadn't told me.
Durga: What?
Jersey: About my mom.
Durga: Oh.

Quote:

creepy

Jersey: Hang on, let me turn this off.
[Background music stops]
Jersey: You know, I just had a creepy thought...
Durga: A bee dies when it stings you.
Jersey: Yeah?
Durga: But it can also sting you after it's dead.
Jersey: Yuck.
Durga: Curious symmetry.
Jersey: Okay, that's a creepy thought too, but you know what I was thinking?
Durga: What?
Jersey: How spooky it would be if someone was listening to _us_ right now.
Durga: To us?
Jersey: Spying on us. You know, like we're listening to them.
Durga: That would be impossible. I would know.
Jersey: Yeah, I guess you're right. But if they were... Creeeeepy!
]]

Quote:

pony_tail

Kamal: It's not a girlfriend at the other end of that chatter, it's a gangster.
Hiro: Good looking gangster?
Kamal: Pony tail.
Hiro: This ia what I'm saying. You're in no position to be picky.
Kamal: I was ghosting his chatter, and I sort of let him notice.
Hiro: You did what? You were showing off.
Kamal: Yeah?
Hiro: For a girl.
Kamal: Yeah.
Hiro: For the arrangement.
Kamal: I wish you wouldn't call her that. Her name is Sophia.
Hiro: Huh, her name is trouble.
Kamal: What do you mean?
[Knocking]
Hiro: Did I forget to mention that a good looking guy with a pony tail was coming up to the apartment?
Kamal: Oh no.
]

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:11 am

sherpa
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Joined: 10 Aug 2004
Posts: 338
Location: cam.ac.uk

Am taking these from the Axon Co-ordination forum. Please discuss them in there (or PM me for edits) -- this thread is just a QuickRef stylee.

Edit: fixed names in "red" - in future, please PM me to edit this post, rather than duplicate things all over the place Smile

red wrote:

Cop: I will deal with you in a moment Mr. Maki. And I will need to see some ID.
Kamal: Red. Red. Red. Red. Red.
Kamal: Those are really great red - red curtains, Aiden
Hiroyuki (Remotely). I thought it was blue.
Kamal: Red!!
Hiroyuki: Okay.
[Beeping sound begins remotely]
Aiden: My friend is very passionate about interior decorating.
<Radio beep>
Cop: I'm going to have to confiscate that chatter.
[Beeping, same as one heard remotely, begins to sound in Cop's radio]
<Garbled radio trans.>
Cop: Copy that. Repeat address please.
<Garbled radio trans.>
Cop: Jesus Christ. I'm on my way. {agitated}
<Radio beep>
Cop: You're a lucky bastard. I've got a priority one. I've gotta go.
Aiden: You have to go?
Cop: Officer under fire � about a block and a half from here.
<Cop walking away>
Aiden: That's it?
Cop: Unit Two-Sixteen responding
<door opening>
backup. I'm less than two blocks from it
<door slams>

In the next one there's debates over whether it's keftedes, kefta or kofta. It's meatballs, whichever it is Smile

blue_then_red wrote:

*wind up*
Aiden: I'm gonna check on Sophie in the kitchen. Let me get you another beer, dude. Be right back.
Kamal: You there?
Hiroyuki: *on chatter* I'm here...dude. It's raining. I'm getting wet.
Kamal: So, cranial nerves, you hit the buttons.
Hiroyuki: Blue, then red.
Kamal: Yeah. Blue, then red. I think. Yes.
Aiden: Good to have you over. Good for Soph. Someone from home.
Kamal: Thank you. It's nice to be invited.
Aiden: Dinner was good, huh? She's a good cook.
Kamal: Very good. The kefta may be the best I've ever had.
Aiden: Which was that?
Kamal: The lamb meatballs.
Aiden: Oh, yeah. I liked those. Home cooking. So your parents are trying to get here.

Dude wrote:

(footsteps)
H: My address book, my schedule, my debit account, every damn thing!
K: Mine is cooler than yours.
H: You just couldn't let me hit that blue button, could you?
(footsteps stop - rustling of plastic bags)
K: That would've pushed the officer under fire alert to my chatter, which was plan A for if Aiden tried to, you know...
H: Pull out your lungs?
K: Don't sound so eager. But as it turned out, I needed the cop to go away.
H: "Away" meaning to me. And "cop" meaning every officer within fifty city blocks. All because I hit the *red* button.
K: The officer under fire alert...
H: ...while it was still on *my* chatter.
K: uh... yeah, but... Sophie sent leftovers!
H: Leftovers?
(plastic containers being opened)
K: Yeah, she made [Marties?], little stuffed appetisers, and spiced lamb meatballs - with real meat! And almond rice, a-and milk pudding. So... are we okay?
H: DUDE!
(wind down sound)

Two differing opinions on the transcript here: it's either a Cop or J�. Again, see original thread for discussion, PM me with edits.

Asset wrote:

<radio chatter>
Cop: Shoplifting. Play high school goddess for the tormented geeks in your neighborhood.
Jan: Oh, I, I guess I should have been out on the streets murdering bad guys, huh? Strangling jaywalkers on my way home from school?
Cop: When I was your age I pulled strings so I could join up a year early. Wanted to help save humankind. So you're about the last person on the planet I need a civics lecture from.
Jan: Well you sure as hell need one from somebody.
Cop: What I NEEDED was an asset to solve a problem. You were just dumb enough to make yourself available.
Jan: (sniffling) Look, you just made me help you murder someone. Could you just be a little bit nice to me?
Cop: Yeah...okay.
<tape winding>

standard_procedure wrote:

<start-up noise>
<background chatter>
<Radio beep>
Cop: This is Fox-Nine-Seven-Seven, requesting an ambulance [at] this location. One citizen.
<Garbled radio transmission>
Cop: No. I-I'm OK. Send uniforms for crowd control though.
<Garbled radio transmission>
Cop: Just a traffic stop. He drew a weapon.
<background woman: He ain't never walked that fast>
<Garbled radio trans.>
Cop: Yeah. We'll need the scene team. But you can tell the ambulance crew their client is DRT.
<Garbled radio trans.>
<Radio beep>
Cop: Miss, don't go anywhere. We'll need you to give a statement on a lie detector about what you saw. All standard procedure.
Jan: Y-You just�
Cop: Name?
Jan: You know my�Janissary James

Freelance isn't hot but someone got a transcript:

Freelance wrote:

Kamal: Freelance?
Aiden: Free as in paid dude. As in I would pay you money to use your powers for good instead of...
Kamal: Spying on you?
Aiden: That.
Kamal: I don't think... that it would be a good idea to work for you.
Aiden: Oh, you mean because of Sophia? Sophia and I worked things out. Where's my damn chatter?
(beeping)
Aiden: Soph, you want to talk to Kamal?
Sophia: Hi Kamal, Aiden's a bastard.
(someone says pardon me?)?
Sophia: (laughs) But he's my bastard.
Kamal: That's good.

awful_fast wrote:

(Jazz music still playing)
Jersey: Bees?
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: Why?
Durga: I don't know.
Jersey: That's like... creepy.
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: This is more reflection stuff, isn't it?
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: (laughs) When I was little, we had this mirror in the bathroom. I used to hide behind the door and jump out and see if I could catch my reflection doing something *interesting*.
Durga: Startle it.
Jersey: Well, before it had time to just, you know, mirror me.
Durga: You think that's what I'm doing?
Jersey: Well, the thing is - you have to jump out awful fast.
Durga: Yes.
(chair sound and footsteps - Jersey gets up and walks around)
Jersey: I gotta tell ya, I feel kinda weird about listening to this stuff about Jan. I mean, I'mkinda wondering if you can do a little back scan on the chick down the hall, and all of a sudden you're drilling into hardened police emergency channels and...
Durga: So you don't want any more material on Janissary James? (bit of a weird stereo shift here... Durga's voice seems to cross the room after Jersey)
Jersey: No... I mean, yeah... well, I mean, what ya got?

(BTW, I'm sure these either are, or will be, at TheBruce's website. Check there if this page gets out of date.)

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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:25 am
Last edited by sherpa on Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:00 pm; edited 2 times in total

peeveen1
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Posts: 51

Pigeon

Quote:

<windup sound>

<street noise>

Jan: Hey Marta, what you got today?

Marta: I got a pigeon, and the special.

Jan: What's the special?

Marta: I'd stick with the pigeon.

Jan: <laughs> Maybe later.

Marta: Mm-hmm. Maybe later when I'm not lookin', you mean.

Jan: Hey! Hey! I was a kid! Jeez, Let it go! <walking away>

Marta: <laughs> Hey, you tell that good-lookin' daddy of your "hey" from me ...

<traffic sound>

Cop: Hey Janissary.

Jan: Officer.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:16 am

Atoner
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Posts: 136

Red transcript has most of the names wrong.

Quote:

Cop: I will deal with you in a moment Mr. Maki. And I will need to see some ID.
Kamal: Red. Red. Red. Red. Red.
Kamal: Those are really great red - red curtains {nervous}
Hiroyuki (Remotely). I thought it was blue. {confused}
Kamal: Red!!!! {urgently}
Hiroyuki: Okay. {acquiescent}
[Beeping sound begins remotely]
Aiden: My friend is very passionate about interior decorating.
<Radio beep>
Cop: I'm going to have to confiscate that chatter.
[Beeping, same as one heard remotely, begins to sound in Cop's radio]
<Garbled radio trans.>
Cop: Copy that. Repeat address please.
<Garbled radio trans.>
Cop: Jesus Christ. I'm on my way. {agitated}
<Radio beep>
Cop: You're a lucky bastard. I've got a priority one. I've gotta go.
Kamal: You have to go? {incredulous}
Cop: Officer under fire � about a block and a half from here.
<Cop walking away>
Aiden: That's it?
Cop: Unit Two-Sixteen responding ...
<door opening>
Cop: backup. I'm less than two blocks from ...
<door slams>

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:25 am
Last edited by Atoner on Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:00 pm; edited 1 time in total

peeveen1
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Posts: 51

Bracelet

Quote:

Aiden: Thanks Soph. See?
Kamal: Yeah.
Aiden: You're underestimating her.
Kamal: What?
Aiden: You talked to her in the last couple of days.
Kamal: A little.
Aiden: She told you about the bracelet.
Kamal: Wh ... uh ...
Aiden: You think I bought her off?
Kamal: It's an expensive bracelet.
Aiden: If you think she's a whore ...
Kamal: Don't say it.
Aiden: If I'd given her that before we'd made up, Sophie would've run me through with a butcher knife.
Kamal: Good. I mean ...
Aiden: You didn't want to be disappointed.
Kamal: I'm not.
Aiden: I'm a good judge of people, Kamal. You're not.
Kamal: You shouldn't assume anything about me.
Aiden: You think I'm stupid. I'm friendly, I smile a lot. That's not what you respect, okay.
Kamal: Respect? I don't think this has anything to do with ...
Aiden: Ah, not true. You think all the time. So think about the freelance thing. Maybe come by for dinner tomorrow. Sophia's cooking. Sixish?
Kamal: I don't think that would be such a good idea ...
Aiden: Look at this way, going to a job interview is not accepting a job, it's an interview. Dinner, okay?

<winding down sound>

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:40 am
Last edited by peeveen1 on Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:22 pm; edited 1 time in total

peeveen1
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Posts: 51

Cute_Little_Caps

Quote:

<long windup>

<incessant bleeping sound of chatternet throughout. Also, Kamal sounds like he's looking for something, and can't find it>

Kamal: Dammit!
Hiroyuki: That's like the seventh time today you've refused to answer your chatter. I'd say it was your mother.
Kamal: My mother is forty-two light years away.
Hiroyuki: Except you'd never dare not answer your mother. Bill collectors, perhaps? Or immigration?
Kamal: <frustrated> DAMMIT!
Hiroyuki: Or, you've been breaking hearts in the nursing dorms, haven't you? If I look out the window here, I bet I'll see like four of them, standing outside in short skirts and those cute little caps, just waiting.
Kamal: You need a girlfriend.
Hiroyuki: We BOTH need girlfriends ...

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 12:19 pm

grimcat
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Posts: 83
Location: Boston,MA

my_family

Quote:

[Background noise- rain outside, dishes clatter from the next room]
Kamal: a chatter account? I could set one up but you don't need me to do that kind thing.

Aiden: Maybe try it now. Set me up a chatter account for Bakrio Moray Muengay [???] You need me to spell that?

Kamal: What's his government number?

Aiden: If Bakri could get a gov't number, Kamal, what would I need to pay you for?

Kamal: All right. [fabric moving/unzipping? followed by tapping- on keys?]But this isn't about money. It's about my family.

Aiden: Bring your parents to Earth? We could talk about that.

Kamal: I just want it clear- if I work for you, you'll see about getting my family here?

Aiden: Kamal, that's what I do.

Edit: Update backgruond noise in light of blue_then_red and trigeminal.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:18 pm
Last edited by grimcat on Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:54 pm; edited 1 time in total

Atrophied
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curious_girl wrote:

Jersey: It doesn't matter, forget about it.
Durga: I'm sorry.
Jersey: S'okay, s'alright. I'm a survivor.
Durga: Jersey, listen.
Jersey: You got something good?
Durga: What?
Jersey: Naw, I can tell. There's something about you. Like your refresh rate goes up or something when you're�you know, like�
Durga: Efficient?
Jersey: Gloating.
Durga: It's about Kamal. I started to�
Jersey: {Interrupting} Why are you following that guy anyway? I mean, not to be a jerk about it but the planet's crawling with refuse.
Durga: I don't know. He just seems very interesting to me.
Jersey: Why?
Durga: It's not important.
Jersey: It's happening again.
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: The reflecting thing?
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: You aren't supposed to want to know why you wanna know about this guy. You know?
Durga: Yes.
Jersey: And that bugs the hell out of you.
Durga: I am a very curious girl.

^^Leads directly into exclusive_license^^

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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:50 pm
Last edited by Atrophied on Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:04 pm; edited 3 times in total

Kube�
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Posts: 28

code_nothing

PM me in case you notice something.

code_nothing wrote:

James: Hey, Dwayne dropped by again.
Jan: Yeah, I know. I was just... ah... aren't you supposed to menace guys, so they won't hit on me?
James: You can take care of yourself.
Jan: I say that a lot, don't I?
James: Yeah. Hey, what's on your mind?
Jan: Just... hm, nothing dad.
James: Real nothing or code nothing?
Jan: Hm... you never talk about your unit.
James: My... Wha?
Jan: Most demobs, they talk about their unit, they [James: *sigh* (like "Aw, this?")] brag, they have
buddies over and bitch about the officers they hated and lie about their kills!
James: That was a long time ago.
Jan: Didn't you like them?
James: I served with the best, Jan. The best.
Jan: Them why didn't you ever tell...
James: You wanted me to be one of those sorry old bastards and sit around the apartment all day
drinking beer and reminiscing
about the good old days?
Jan: Yeah, sometimes.
James: Duly noted. *laugh*

Edit: Because rowan hears better than I. But I still beat her. Smile

Edit: Formatting and stuff.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:27 pm
Last edited by Kube� on Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:47 pm; edited 2 times in total

Atrophied
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trigeminal wrote:

Aiden: Officer! What can I do for you on this drizzly evening?
Cop: You with the chatter. Hands off it.
Aiden: Are you the resident...
Cop: {interrupting}Hands off the chatter. Put 'em on your head. On your head. Who's apartment is this?
Aiden: I live here.
Cop: Your name?
Aiden: Aiden Marki[?]
Cop: Can I see your ID?
Aiden: Sure. What seems to be the problem?
Cop: We got a trace on the chatter for a possible CP fraud. Sir, do you want to tell me just exactly what you were doing?
Aiden: Um � I was l � I was looking up a friends address.
Cop: I'm sorry I will have to confiscate that chatter.
Aiden: Don't you have to have some sort of warrant?
Hiroyuki: {on chatter} Oh God, olfactory, ocular motor, trigeminal.
Kamal: Officer, my friend is just looking up an address.
Hiroyuki: {on chatter}What?! Oh-oh right. That's me.

^^Leads directly into red^^

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:08 pm
Last edited by Atrophied on Thu Sep 02, 2004 7:32 am; edited 8 times in total

Atrophied
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frustrated wrote:

Cop: There's so many sons of bitches in the world Jan, being a cop is a frustrating job.
Jan: Mmm, you look frustrated.
Cop: If I got too frustrated, I might have to redirect my attention to that fire last week. The one that destroyed all your test samples.
Jan: Hey, I didn't do anything.
Cop: You didn't.
Jan: But� why would he�
Cop: {interrupting} You are going to help me Jan but I want you to know why. Take a look at this vid-tape.
Jan: What is it?
Cop: Take a look. My chatter number's on the case, call me when you're done. Then I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
{short wind down}

^^Leads into to_do^^

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:28 pm
Last edited by Atrophied on Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:02 pm; edited 1 time in total

Atrophied
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PM me to change anything so that the thread does not get cluttered.

shock_sticks wrote:

Kamal: Okay, I can find an unclaimed address and set up a shell, from the outside it'll be just like a regular account.
Aiden: What time is it anyway?
Kamal: Okay, this will just take a sec. I have to build a filter to find an unclaimed address.
{Knock on door}
{Aiden walks to door}
Aiden: Yeah?
Cop: Berkley police.
Aiden: What did you freakin' do?
{More banging on door}
Cop: Open up! Berkley police!
Kamal: I didn't do anything!
Aiden: The Berkley cops use their shock sticks, you know?
{Door opens}

^^Leads directly into trigeminal.^^

red leads into:

i_hate_you wrote:

{thunderstorm throughout}
Hiroyuki: {on chatter throughout} Kamal, what's going on?
Aiden: That was weird, and convenient.
Kamal: {emphasizing} Yes, um, much more convenient than if you were to suddenly drop your chatter down a sewer.
Aiden: What?
Hiroyuki: What?
Kamal: {emphasizing} Yes, if you were to lose your chatter.
Aiden: What?
Hiroyuki: What?
Kamal: For god's sake, you moron, smash the damn chatter with a brick and get the hell out of there.
Hiroyuki: Do what? Oh, the blue button. Only you didn't let me hit the blue button, you made me hit the red one. And that means... I hate you.
{chatter cuts off with a beep}
Aiden: You had someone ghosting you. You pulled some hacker stunt to get that cop out of here.
Kamal: Not me. Some other dog that looks just like me.

Leads into:

tack_hammer wrote:

Aiden: You were afraid. You were thinking I might be the kind of guy who would hold a grudge, say, break your fingers, each one of 'em, with a tack hammer. Come on, I am so not that guy.
Kamal: {walking away}I've gotta go. I've gotta check on my friend.
Aiden: No, stay and talk to me.
Kamal: For some reason, it's never plan A. No, I got my friend in a world of trouble, I've gotta go. {Door opens}Tell Sofia: "Thanks for dinner"{door closes}
{short wind-down}

curious_girl leads into:

exclusive_license wrote:

Jersey: So. About Kamal.
Durga: I ran a secondary ring-around
Jersey: {interrupting} A seconda�? No, never mind.
Durga: Listen to this:
{Wind up}
{Transmission}
Aiden: So you come by about 6:20, 6:30 � something like that.
Cop: Bang on the door, demand to come in, look scary.
{Not transmission - no wind-down}
Jersey: Pause it. Who's this?
Durga: The police officer.
Jersey: What?! {incredulous}
Durga: A police officer is a member of the civilian authority structure, granted an exclusive license to use force in the maintenance of society�
Jersey: {interrupting} I know what a cop is. This is the cop? What's the time stamp?
Durga: 13:27:41
Jersey: Before Kamal came over to the girl's apartment?
Durga: Before.
Jersey: Daaamn!

Leads directly into:

good_at_my_job wrote:

{starts in a chatter conversation}
Aiden: I think of it as product testing, quality assurance. I need people who can, you know, work well under pressure.
Cop: You want him arrested?
Aiden: Trying to sell me a bigger ticket item? No, just rattle and roll it.
Cop: I was thinking that you could�
Aiden: {interrupting} Regular prices.
Cop: You wanna stay friends with me Aiden?
Aiden: I keep a lot of friends, friend. I know the going rate.
{chatter end sound}
Jersey: Un-freaking-believable.
Durga: You know what I am?
Jersey: Incredibly illegal?
Durga as Cop: Good at my job.
Jersey: Heh, you do impressions. Just what the world needs; super-powered spyware with a sense of humour. Wow.
Durga: I've been thinking a lot about bees�

^^Leads directly into awful_fast^^

to_do wrote:

{wind up sound}
{Jan watching the vid}
{sounds of a woman being beaten/slapped multiple times}
Woman: Stop it! Please don't. Please�
{woman sobbing}
{some kind of motor?} [�-spec]
{vid stops}
{chatter call being dialed}
{call answered}
Cop: Yo?
Jan: What do you want me to do?

Leads into:

on_time wrote:

Cop: {�-on chatter throughout} You watch it?
Jan: What do you want?
Cop: At 8:30 tomorrow night you need to be at the South-West corner of Fourth downtown. Under the big 'SpaceWays Vacation' sign.
Jan: What do I do?
Cop: Just be on time, we'll take it from there.
Jan: And what's going to happen?
Cop: Well, I'm not going to get an arson warrant for your dad.
Jan: And?
Cop: Don't be late.
{Knocking on Jan's door}
Jan: Yeah.
{End of chatter conv. beep}

^^Leads directly into code_nothing^^
code_nothing leads into:

anything_illegal wrote:

{wind up sound}
{Background street sounds- someone walking}
{siren 'bwips'}
{two cars come to a stop}
{car door opens + closes}
Cop: Sir. I'm going to need to search your vehicle.
Wife-beater: Excuse me?
Cop: Step out of the car please. And keep your hands where I can see them.
Wife-beater: W-what did I do?
Cop: Step out of the car, sir. Now.
Wife-beater: What is this? Officer, I just left work. Come on, I haven't had time to do anything illegal.
Cop: {drawing weapon} I'm going to have to ask you to step�
Wife-beater: {interrupting} Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Cop: {shouting over him} Drop the weapon!
{Two gunshots} (�-- standard police/armed forces double-tap)

^^Leads into standard_procedure
standard_procedure leads into:

drt wrote:

Cop: We'll take you home as soon as we've taken a statement Miss James.
Jan: Can I ask you a question, Officer?
Cop: Er, step over here Miss James.
Jan: What does 'DRT' stand for?
{walking to car}
Cop: Watch your head.
{car door opens}
Cop: It means 'Dead Right There'
{car door closes � cop gets in the front and starts up the engine.}
{short wind down}

^^Leads directly into creamsicle
creamsicle leads into:

miracles wrote:

Cop: Coupla days later I figured out you were an answer to a prayer.
Jan: You can't -{Police transmission}- You can't just kill people, it can't be that easy.
Cop: Cool out Janissary James; you didn't kill anybody. I did.
Jan: You made me part of it.
Cop: That vid you screened, that was my buddy's daughter. If that was you, what do you think your father would have done?
Jan: Leave my dad out of this.
Cop: Too late Jan. Sometime when you were a baby, somebody stuck you with a needle and shot you full of miracles. Smart. Fast. Strong. Never get sick, never get drunk, don't need much sleep.
Jan: How do you know?
{Police transmission}
Cop: And what did you do?

^^Leads directly into asset.^^

panic_button wrote:

{wind up sound}
Kamal: What does she see in him?
Hiroyuki: The pony tail. Girls. Like. Hair.
Kamal: He nearly called her a � you heard what he said.
Hiroyuki: You think I was standing in my bedroom with my ear pressed against the door, eavesdropping?
Kamal: You weren't?
Hiroyuki: Actually I was, but it was really hard to hear.
Kamal: He's so�cocky.
Hiroyuki: Funny choice of words. Maybe it's the jewelry; you can tell she's used to money.
Kamal: I'll need a panic button. A backup.
Hiroyuki: He can keep her in the style to which she's accustomed. W-what do you mean a panic button? You're not going over there�
Kamal: {interrupting} I'll set up a program. Some � some kind of dead-man's switch.
Hiroyuki: Ooohh no. I don't want any part of this.

freelance wrote:

{wind up}
Kamal: Freelance?
Aiden: 'Free' as in 'paid', dude. As in: I would pay you money to use your powers for good instead of�
Kamal: {interrupting} Spying on you.
Aiden: �that.
Kamal: I don't think�it-it would be a good idea to work for you.
Aiden: {surprised} Oh. You mean because of Sofia? Sofia and I worked things out. {to himself} Where's my damn chatter?
{chatter dialing}
Aiden: Sofe, you want to talk to Kamal?
Sofia: {on chatter} Hi Kamal. Aiden's a bastard.
Kamal: Pardon me?
Sofia: {on chatter} {laughs} But he's my bastard.
Kamal: That's�good.

accessorize wrote:

Cop: Does your dad know you're cutting the sleeves off his old shirts?
Jan: {sarcastic} Everybody loves a girl in uniform.
Cop: Listen Jan, I need your help.
Jan: Well, I'd crop that blue shirt of yours. Flash a little skin. A little detail on your holster wouldn't hurt either. Accessorize, that's the key.
Cop: Get in the car Jan.
Jan: I can't do anything for you.
Cop: Oh, I think you can. Let's take a ride so I can explain things.
Jan: You can explain things right here.
Cop: Okay. You ever wanna be a cop?
Jan: {sarcastic} Oh yeah, it's all I think about.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:37 pm
Last edited by Atrophied on Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:41 pm; edited 27 times in total

johnny5
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nevermind, sorry to clutter.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 4:49 pm

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Joined: 27 Jul 2004
Posts: 1328
Location: The People's Republic of Dork

Just as a note, thebruce is out of town for a little while... I think he gets back after Labor Day... (next Tuesday)... So don't expect an update to the transcripts until at least then.. (or he will come here and tell you all it's up...)

-DM

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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:13 pm

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