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[gordon_ramsay]

[JayTee0h]

You know you watch too much MH when...

[DoctorOdd]

...You spend hours on Unfiction waiting for someone to respond to your posts, and you name is displayed as "most recent" in the top three or four posts....

Ugh....

[Dray]

I know the feeling. ;P

[SickSlickMan]

You know you watch too much MH when you just get back from your uncle's roast and you're wearing a suit and it's the middle of the night and you see your shadow in the porch light and it looks about a foot or two taller than you and you tip your head to the side and hold your hands out at a weird angle and for that one split second you think you've encountered the Slender Man.

That happened last night. It made me laugh a little bit.

[Dray]

Makes me think of budgies adoring themselves in a mirror. For some reason I can see Slendy doing something like that. XD Maybe he lives out in the woods to avoid reflections, and waterbeds get interference because he winds up staring at his reflection anyways?

[Kex]

When you have AIM conversations like this instead of doing homework:

Kex: why am I so obsessed with slenderman
Kex: ;~;

Kyle: *hands cakes some scissors*
Kyle: i don't know D:

Kex: I want to make a costume
Kex: and just lurk places

Kyle: do you secretly want all your organs stuffed into your chest?

Kex: nooooo ;~;

Kyle: maybe you like the tall dark mysterious and blurry type
Kyle: see some guy in a bar "my god, he's so out of focus" then you go hit on him

Kex: all of our wedding photos will be out-of-focus
Kex: and will melt the camera

Kyle: you'll look fine
Kyle: he'll be all blurry

Kex: XD
Kex: I wonder if he would abduct his own kids

Kyle: also...tentacles

Kex: GIVE DADDY A HUG and then they're never seen again

[spaekle]

When you sit around contemplating what exactly you'd do on the offchance Slendy came after you.

Part of me thinks it'd be better to just sit there and get it over with see what he actually wants with people, while the other part knows I'd be way too chickenshit for that. Unarmed, anyway. I don't think guns would work... maybe fire? :v

[Dray]

Contemplating escape routes while nodding off to sleep is just asking for hideous nightmares. D:

[theonewhoquestions]

You pretend that a neighbor's tree (one of those shorter, thin ones) is Slenderman while walking around at 4:30AM and give yourself the chills, on purpose.

[The Dark Fiddler]

When you consider doing your own Slendie story/ARG, but the only thing stopping you is your crappy writing skills.

Oh, and you keep seeing Slendie everywhere, but that one's obvious. (I swear, he needs to stop stalking me when I'm at school).

[GhostK]

[Dray]

Think on ways to do it without. Gotta get creative when you don't have a budget!

[SpiralStatic]

You cover an entire math binder with Operator symbols and draw Slender Man/Masky fanart. Seriously, my crack drawings include Slendy with faceless prostitutes (Slendy-hos, as I've affectionately named them), Masky in a maid's outfit (...Don't ask) and a Skulley/Masky tea party, with a sad Slendy in the window. Oh, and I can't forget the picture of Slendy flying back dual-wielding pistols and shooting Jay. I should really be doing something in school.

I've gotten my friend obsessed too, now every time he sees someone over 6 feet tall he yells "SLENDER MAN SLENDER MAN!" I've gotten all my friends to see it, and now we're making our own Slender-Series on Youtube. Hopefully filming soon... We've got plenty of ideas, just haven't made them happen yet. :/

[The Dark Fiddler]