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[NoMoreGaems]

Man, this topic moves fast. I was just rewatching "Cops Checked" and I remembered a thought I had the first time I watched it, which was quickly displaced by the crawling beastie:

In the first half of the video, they're driving along a highway, talking about the events that have occurred, how they got there, all that. The first time I watched the video, and to an extent every time I've tried watching again, I get the feeling that they're actually driving in circles, or, Marble Hornets #23 style, they're teleporting around on the road as they drive. I don't know why that would be, but it looks like they drive by the same landmarks three or four times. Any thoughts?

[Gentleman Caller]

[NoMoreGaems]

[nevnaan]

See it this way.

The girl you're in love with has disappeared without a trace. In the best hypothesis, she has left you with no reason. In the worst, she's dead. In a horrible, horrible way. And it's probably partially your fault.

You're stalked by an assortment of supernatural entities, you've seen corpses disappear into thin air, your brother thinks you're paranoid, one of your best friends is going knife crazy (and the other is neck deep in denial), and the people on the internet you asked for help, instead of, you know, helping, keep on insisting you contact this random girl who says she had been BFF with your girlfriend, but has only a couple pictures and a short video to show for it.
And who has been taking pictures of you and your friends behind your back.
And despite swearing left and right she wants to help, not only she has never tried to contact or help you in any way, but she seems to answer all questions with unhelpful vaguely "scary" stuff and music videos that suffered a sharp decline in quality lately .
And who has been complaining about being questioned by the police for your girlfriend's disappearance.

I believe Damsel, but from Jeff's point of view, trusting her wuld make no sense. At Jeff's place I'd be very wary of her, and probably even somewhat pissed. Factor in the stress and the spat can make sense without insane backstories - hell, to me it would make sense even without too much behind-the-scene interaction (but I do think there was at least an e-mail or something).

EDIT:

[SickSlickMan]

[Mattwan]

Damsel has a new My Chemical Romance video up. The lyrics are creepy as hell, and they seem to be inviting more wild speculation.

[nevnaan]

[SickSlickMan]

I think she's trying to just spite everyone's hate for My Chemical Romance, hahaha.

[grieck]

Times like these make me wonder if any of the cast go on this site.

[Gentleman Caller]

I know everyone really wants the whole "Jeff/Damsel" or "Jessa/Damsel" theory to be wrong, but seriously guys? What does this song say to you?

[SickSlickMan]

[NoMoreGaems]

[Gentleman Caller]

[Karuvitomsk]

[nevnaan]

Lol, I've been checking old posts on CYSTW (I have no life okay, also the whole "there's something we're missing" theory is driving me nuts) and in the videoblog (6/22/2010) about watching the EMH videos, she says "I've been checking out this Evan guy..."

With all this talk about shipping it made me chuckle.

I tried to look for hints of the love triangle theory but I simply can't see anything. If it does turns out to be true, I'm going to be a bit pissed honestly. If they want to pull such a twist, they should have hinted at something, otherwise it just feels like they pulled it out of nowhere. ARGs are a bit like a detective story in narrative structure, even if the setting is horror, so for me Chandler's rules apply. Especially number 3. And 8. Let's not forget the Patagonian anteater.