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[5_pak]

Even though box 3 is now out on the table (literally) can someone point me to the info on box 2? I still haven't found anything on it and I don't have an SA account (which is where the game wiki directs you too).

[ravanjedi]

God, Box 3 is gorgeous. Reminds me of some of the leather journals you see out there.

[Mattwan]

[Docjowles]

You don't (always) need an SA account to view threads there. Let me know if this link doesn't work and I can post some of the images directly. I think it depends on the age of the thread and whether Lowtax ran out of beer money that week. But this was the trip report from box 2: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3322288&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=12#post380980180

The guy posted the links in a really annoying way so it's kind of hard to post all the images.

[Anonymousity]

[FlyingWarhorse]

[Mattwan]

[blight]

Oh, awesome! I can't wait to see what's inside of it. :)

Where did it end up being?

[Docjowles]

Bah ok. Here's the entire Box 2 post, apologies for the length. All credit to "Quiddler" on SA, I am just reposting. If it's not clear, this is NOT the box that was just found, this was like 2 months ago:

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Hey guys, sorry for the delay in putting stuff up - I had to meet someone for dinner.

Links are shortened because SA filters out imagetruck, which was the easiest place to upload the shots in batch.

So - Mercer County Park. I drove in along Paxon Ave, parked in the lot to the southwest of the coordinates, and headed for whatever that structure on the google satellite was.

http://www.xs.to/9R5

On the way, I noticed a number of stands with birdhouses scattered around the area. Some guys at unfiction were talking a lot about birdhouses, so this quickly caught my eye. DJ McCarty was always kind to our winged friends.

http://www.xs.to/9R7

The building on the satellite picture was this beast of a house - predating the Revolutionary War. It was a pretty neat/creepy sight, but not the focus of our expedition today. Some guys at Unfiction posted more pictures of this in their thread.

http://www.xs.to/9RA

Nearby, a curiously placed fire hydrant and some purple tape on a branch caught my eye - the same kind of idea that marked the first box.

http://www.xs.to/9RB


http://www.xs.to/9RE

Nestled deep within the anxious loins of the tree was a box!

http://www.xs.to/9RG

On my way out of the park, I noticed this on a nearby lightpost. Someone really likes purple tape.

http://www.xs.to/9RH

And now, the package itself:

The box was wrapped in saran wrap (presumably to keep it safe in the case of poor weather) and securely covered with more purple tape.

http://www.xs.to/9RL

Inside was a wooden box, measuring (in inches) 2 x 2.5 x 8.25. Into the top the words "-BOARDING PASS-" are written heavily in pencil.

http://www.xs.to/9RO

One side of the box has "you know where," written lightly in pencil in the upper right corner.

http://www.xs.to/9RT
http://www.xs.to/9RW

On the bottom of the box is the phrase "one in the samex" (the x appears as a subscript) in the lower left corner.

http://www.xs.to/9RX
http://www.xs.to/9RZ

There are no other significant words or markings on the box, so to the inside! The top slides out as shown.

http://www.xs.to/9S1

First look inside:

http://www.xs.to/9S2

The white disc is 1.5 inches in diameter and appears to be similar to porcelain in constitution. On one side is a ridged radial design with the word "HABIT" written and underlined in what looks like black sharpie. A small hole at the top connects it to a short, tied loop of elastic band (like a hair tie). The reverse side is slightly convex and features a large silhouette of a bird on a smooth white background.

http://www.xs.to/9S5
http://www.xs.to/9S6

Also in the box was an EverymaHybrid business card. The card is printed on a thick cardstock, not unlike the kind you can get made at Staples pretty easily. The text in the top right corner
code:

EverymanHYBRID
Your go-to source for a happy &
healthy lifestyle on a budget

is repeatedly crossed out with black marker, and an ominous figure has been sketched in pencil beneath the tree on the far left.

http://www.xs.to/9S8

Finally, a folded piece of 8.5 x 11 white computer paper with the words "Time and space flee every which way, disregarding your beloved logic." centered in the middle and "2/7" written in marker in the bottom right corner.

http://www.xs.to/9SC
http://www.xs.to/9SE

Bonus Wawa picture:

http://www.xs.to/9SF

Have at it! Let me know if you have any questions about the stuff, need more pictures, or want me to scan the paper/business card (although there isn't really much more detail to get).

Cheers!

[Adah]

Wow, the new box is really nice. I can't wait to see what's inside!

[Mattwan]

Thanks, Doc!

[Mira]

[5_pak]

[FlyingWarhorse]

Just waiting on youtube processing. All of them have been uploaded.

[Volcanic]