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Psyrin
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SiticHybrid wrote:
elizibar wrote:
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OH GOD.

You know that trope about ... living pictures? or whatever. .. apply that to power point presentation...

I mean... imagine.. clicking through, seeing a picture slowly shifting into something both more sinister... and aware of you watching it.. and yet you can't stop clicking.


Why must i suck at putting my ideas into practice?


As you sit down in the room full of your peers and colleagues, you smell the waft of coffee from the styrofoam cup in your right hand. You recline and notice the projector has been turned on and the speaker is affably speaking to some of the senior faculty at the front of the room while the clock winds down to 3:15 PM.

You sip the coffee, its bitter taste playing over your tongue. You forgot to put creamer in it. The speaker begins his presentation as everyone sits; his power point presentation begins. As he clicks through the slides and speaks, you feel an unsettling sort of feeling washing over you. Did you forget to start a data run? Did you leave your office unlocked?

It's only on slide five that you realize the source of your discomfort: the power point slides. As you look around the room, no one else seems to notice your plight. No one, that is, but the presentation. At first it's little things that disquiet you: a bit of text changing font here, or the background color changing shade slightly.

Slide six springs into your mind. Even when you blink you can still see it, seared into your very soul. The eyes covering the slide stare; they stare into you, through you. You are as nothing before Powezatoth, mad god of presentations. Slides seven and eight bring forth images of mechanical space elves, made of shimmering triangles, great blossoming five dimension flowers of which you can only see small projections of intruding into our pitiful three-dimensional reality. Slide nine returns to normal. The chemical reaction networks are all as they should be.

Slide ten, why did the presenter click to it? It's the same as slide nine, only everything is bleeding dark ichor, the very black blood of the Earth weeping from the screen. It pools on the floor, foul and blasphemous, corrupted. The great eye of the world cracks open with a peal of maddened earth laughter, rocks clattering and shattering on each other as the entire world spins. A cacophonous voice declares, He comes. Then the presentation ends with the speaker clicking to his final slide, showing his acknowledgements and thanks to others. "Any questions?"


Are you female? WIll you marry me?

I wish i had some way to realize the vision i'd orginally had in my head when i came up with this... but alas. i have not a camera. or photoshop etc skills.. or.. anything.


no, you can't marry him. >.>;;
(i love it when he gets creative <.< even if sometimes it's a bit off in left field like that one thing that upset some people >.>; )

edit: gah it put in a weird smiley i didn't want.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:25 pm
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SiticHybrid
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Psyrin wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:
elizibar wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:
OH GOD.

You know that trope about ... living pictures? or whatever. .. apply that to power point presentation...

I mean... imagine.. clicking through, seeing a picture slowly shifting into something both more sinister... and aware of you watching it.. and yet you can't stop clicking.


Why must i suck at putting my ideas into practice?


As you sit down in the room full of your peers and colleagues, you smell the waft of coffee from the styrofoam cup in your right hand. You recline and notice the projector has been turned on and the speaker is affably speaking to some of the senior faculty at the front of the room while the clock winds down to 3:15 PM.

You sip the coffee, its bitter taste playing over your tongue. You forgot to put creamer in it. The speaker begins his presentation as everyone sits; his power point presentation begins. As he clicks through the slides and speaks, you feel an unsettling sort of feeling washing over you. Did you forget to start a data run? Did you leave your office unlocked?

It's only on slide five that you realize the source of your discomfort: the power point slides. As you look around the room, no one else seems to notice your plight. No one, that is, but the presentation. At first it's little things that disquiet you: a bit of text changing font here, or the background color changing shade slightly.

Slide six springs into your mind. Even when you blink you can still see it, seared into your very soul. The eyes covering the slide stare; they stare into you, through you. You are as nothing before Powezatoth, mad god of presentations. Slides seven and eight bring forth images of mechanical space elves, made of shimmering triangles, great blossoming five dimension flowers of which you can only see small projections of intruding into our pitiful three-dimensional reality. Slide nine returns to normal. The chemical reaction networks are all as they should be.

Slide ten, why did the presenter click to it? It's the same as slide nine, only everything is bleeding dark ichor, the very black blood of the Earth weeping from the screen. It pools on the floor, foul and blasphemous, corrupted. The great eye of the world cracks open with a peal of maddened earth laughter, rocks clattering and shattering on each other as the entire world spins. A cacophonous voice declares, He comes. Then the presentation ends with the speaker clicking to his final slide, showing his acknowledgements and thanks to others. "Any questions?"


Are you female? WIll you marry me?

I wish i had some way to realize the vision i'd orginally had in my head when i came up with this... but alas. i have not a camera. or photoshop etc skills.. or.. anything.


no, you can't marry him. >.>;;
(i love it when he gets creative <.< even if sometimes it's a bit off in left field like that one thing that upset some people >.>; )

edit: gah it put in a weird smiley i didn't want.


Oh. Sorry. Didn't realize.

On many levels.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:27 pm
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Psyrin
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SiticHybrid wrote:
Psyrin wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:
elizibar wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:
OH GOD.

You know that trope about ... living pictures? or whatever. .. apply that to power point presentation...

I mean... imagine.. clicking through, seeing a picture slowly shifting into something both more sinister... and aware of you watching it.. and yet you can't stop clicking.


Why must i suck at putting my ideas into practice?


As you sit down in the room full of your peers and colleagues, you smell the waft of coffee from the styrofoam cup in your right hand. You recline and notice the projector has been turned on and the speaker is affably speaking to some of the senior faculty at the front of the room while the clock winds down to 3:15 PM.

You sip the coffee, its bitter taste playing over your tongue. You forgot to put creamer in it. The speaker begins his presentation as everyone sits; his power point presentation begins. As he clicks through the slides and speaks, you feel an unsettling sort of feeling washing over you. Did you forget to start a data run? Did you leave your office unlocked?

It's only on slide five that you realize the source of your discomfort: the power point slides. As you look around the room, no one else seems to notice your plight. No one, that is, but the presentation. At first it's little things that disquiet you: a bit of text changing font here, or the background color changing shade slightly.

Slide six springs into your mind. Even when you blink you can still see it, seared into your very soul. The eyes covering the slide stare; they stare into you, through you. You are as nothing before Powezatoth, mad god of presentations. Slides seven and eight bring forth images of mechanical space elves, made of shimmering triangles, great blossoming five dimension flowers of which you can only see small projections of intruding into our pitiful three-dimensional reality. Slide nine returns to normal. The chemical reaction networks are all as they should be.

Slide ten, why did the presenter click to it? It's the same as slide nine, only everything is bleeding dark ichor, the very black blood of the Earth weeping from the screen. It pools on the floor, foul and blasphemous, corrupted. The great eye of the world cracks open with a peal of maddened earth laughter, rocks clattering and shattering on each other as the entire world spins. A cacophonous voice declares, He comes. Then the presentation ends with the speaker clicking to his final slide, showing his acknowledgements and thanks to others. "Any questions?"


Are you female? WIll you marry me?

I wish i had some way to realize the vision i'd orginally had in my head when i came up with this... but alas. i have not a camera. or photoshop etc skills.. or.. anything.


no, you can't marry him. >.>;;
(i love it when he gets creative <.< even if sometimes it's a bit off in left field like that one thing that upset some people >.>; )

edit: gah it put in a weird smiley i didn't want.


Oh. Sorry. Didn't realize.

On many levels.


lol all good. and i had never heard of that before, so thanks for enlightening me. =) pretty cool concept.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:33 pm
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elizibar
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Psyrin wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:

Are you female? WIll you marry me?

I wish i had some way to realize the vision i'd orginally had in my head when i came up with this... but alas. i have not a camera. or photoshop etc skills.. or.. anything.


no, you can't marry him. >.>;;
(i love it when he gets creative <.< even if sometimes it's a bit off in left field like that one thing that upset some people >.>; )

edit: gah it put in a weird smiley i didn't want.


Always ruining my plans to run off an marry strange people on the internet ;_;

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:37 pm
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SiticHybrid
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 		Hmmm.. i wonder. If you wanted to pull something like that off, is there..some kind of story you could build into the presentation? Would some subject make more sense than others?

I'd think osme sort of safety presentation would work best.... starts out just being decent safety information and advice... then slowly starts slipping into sinister, madness.... with interspaced single-picture slides.. the slide starting out just mildly disturbing and getting worse and worse. ...


Oh.. my.

I just might be able to do something with this idea anyway.

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 		I thought you guys might appreciate this, from last night's episode of The Walking Dead:



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Psyrin
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elizibar wrote:
Psyrin wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:

Are you female? WIll you marry me?

I wish i had some way to realize the vision i'd orginally had in my head when i came up with this... but alas. i have not a camera. or photoshop etc skills.. or.. anything.


no, you can't marry him. >.>;;
(i love it when he gets creative <.< even if sometimes it's a bit off in left field like that one thing that upset some people >.>; )

edit: gah it put in a weird smiley i didn't want.


Always ruining my plans to run off an marry strange people on the internet ;_;


*snicker*

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Psyrin
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SiticHybrid wrote:
Hmmm.. i wonder. If you wanted to pull something like that off, is there..some kind of story you could build into the presentation? Would some subject make more sense than others?

I'd think osme sort of safety presentation would work best.... starts out just being decent safety information and advice... then slowly starts slipping into sinister, madness.... with interspaced single-picture slides.. the slide starting out just mildly disturbing and getting worse and worse. ...


Oh.. my.

I just might be able to do something with this idea anyway.


i think someone should help you make something for it. >.> i'm not quite that talented though.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:43 pm
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Psyrin wrote:
elizibar wrote:
Psyrin wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:

Are you female? WIll you marry me?

I wish i had some way to realize the vision i'd orginally had in my head when i came up with this... but alas. i have not a camera. or photoshop etc skills.. or.. anything.


no, you can't marry him. >.>;;
(i love it when he gets creative <.< even if sometimes it's a bit off in left field like that one thing that upset some people >.>; )

edit: gah it put in a weird smiley i didn't want.


Always ruining my plans to run off an marry strange people on the internet ;_;


*snicker*


You know, on the list of ways that comment could backfire, this is nowwhere near the worst possible.

Although in the future, i'm asking those questions one and then another, not in the same post.

Don't get me wrong, i'm sure your a great person, just not my type.

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elizibar wrote:
Psyrin wrote:
SiticHybrid wrote:

Are you female? WIll you marry me?

I wish i had some way to realize the vision i'd orginally had in my head when i came up with this... but alas. i have not a camera. or photoshop etc skills.. or.. anything.


no, you can't marry him. >.>;;
(i love it when he gets creative <.< even if sometimes it's a bit off in left field like that one thing that upset some people >.>; )

edit: gah it put in a weird smiley i didn't want.


Always ruining my plans to run off an marry strange people on the internet ;_;


D: You can always marry me.

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 		Really random note

My screen name is actually a really weird coincidence. I've had Sitichybrid as my gmail account for .. two years now or so.

It's actually supposed to be the chemical element for a cyborg. (Silicon, Titanium, Carbon,) Hybrid. I'm really really picky about screennames/email addresses. (although writing it properly as SiTiCHybrid looks excessively L33tspeeksigh so i've stopped doing that. )

And now you know.

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 		My name's Lexi. Enough said? Smile

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LexiTeeRex wrote:
My name's Lexi. Enough said? Smile


*stares* ........................................................................................... I don't get it. Sad

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 		Just had to say... cause i notice everyone dropped the hybrid. then i was like 'oh.. cause.. it's EverymanHybrid... d'oh. '

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SiticHybrid wrote:
Really random note

My screen name is actually a really weird coincidence. I've had Sitichybrid as my gmail account for .. two years now or so.

It's actually supposed to be the chemical element for a cyborg. (Silicon, Titanium, Carbon,) Hybrid. I'm really really picky about screennames/email addresses. (although writing it properly as SiTiCHybrid looks excessively L33tspeeksigh so i've stopped doing that. )

And now you know.





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