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Dorkmaster

Avatrix, I'm not signing up, per se... make your desire known, so if we get something together, I'll make it known that "these are your standing titles" but I'd work something up that rationalizes it to the SP. Tell them how you really want to be a spy or something, and come up with a good spy "midieval" equivalent and email the SP. We'll see if anything comes from it...

-DM

P.S.- but I totally agree with your assessment. I'm just getting into character with the Queen being the tyrant. I know she's very much not in control of herself, and was probably a quite noble AI in her prime... however, now... DOWN WITH THE QUEEN!!! Razz

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:24 pm

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Aspmaster

Wow! I come back from lunch only to see this wonderful plan. DM, you da man! Great thinking. Worshippy

I will have to come up with something to send to the SP too. This is exactly what the game needs. I'm ready to do some real work other than going to the same axon every week.

You can count me in as a Knight too. Woo Hoo!

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:28 pm

LordSaryon · Veteran Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Posts: 77

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:29 pm

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Dorkmaster

Ok, some possible "ranks"

We've got:

Humble Envoy
Honor Knight

We still could use (not an exhaustive list):

(insert some cool spy-type title here)
Squiremaster
Master Chef (cook/rationmaster) *cuz it's funny*

And whatever you think of...

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:29 pm

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Avatrix

Dorkmaster,

That's all I was saying, that I'm interested and onboard, if the PMs go for it--I know you're not actually keeping a list yet of those of us on the Princess' team. But, I'm going to e-mail the SP with a little note, anyway.

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:31 pm

Dorkmaster

Ok, someone please, for the love of all that is funny and cool, please volunteer for title of:

"Master Chef"

It makes my face hurt it's so funny....

but remember, in your letter to the SP that you need to justify it... for example, "I want you, SP, to have all the amenities that the wicked queen would have, so I would present myself as your master chef..."

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angelo · Unfettered Joined: 08 Sep 2004 Posts: 694

I'm offering my services to SP as the Silent Aid. I'll post my letter as soon as I'm finished.

Great idea DM.

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:34 pm

CoffeeJedi

Master Chef is dang funny... how about Dork Master Chef? Laughing

and Coffee Jedi Knight

other possibilites could be Lord, Lady, Ranger, Guardian

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:37 pm

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Dorkmaster

Unfortunately, I have already offered my services as the humble Envoy to her majesty, the princess.

But the Honorable Coffee Jedi Knight is more than suitable, IMO.

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:38 pm

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Oecumenix

ArqueBeesier?
Embarassed

It has been a long day.

How about Royal Guards? cuz.. you know.. she's a princess n'all

Ooooooh.. no.. I've got it..

Gentleman of the Bedchamber.

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:38 pm

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Dorkmaster

I think the flea would jump (hehe) at the chance to be gentleman of the bedchamber... but I don't like humor in that direction.... But it is funny... But lets' keep this clean, for the kids...

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:39 pm

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Dorkmaster

By the way, just to reiterate, I am serious about this. I'm joking about the possibilities, cuz it's fun to do so, but I am quite serious at starting an opposing faction to the queen, on the behalf of the princess.. (Just to make sure people know, since we've been doing about a page of jokes... but that's in the vein of the Princess anyway, right?)

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:42 pm

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Aspmaster

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:44 pm

Oecumenix

Hey it's a proper title! No funny business here!

[edit] I am going to send an email asking to be First Gentleman of the Bedchamber.. you see if I don't!

**Posted:** Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:44 pm

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Zemat · Boot Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 54

~~Can I be the Master Chef? I know how to make "burritos".~~
Dang, beat me to it. Well I wanna be the Dork Master Chef

And I'm *seriously* with the SP.

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