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[OT] EverymanHybrid: Off-topic Thread
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BillywithaK
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Joined: 09 Nov 2010
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XDD Didz, you are one crazy lady. As for winding doctors up, tell them they're doing everything wrong, because that's not what Doctor House does on TV. Watch them have aneurysms.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:27 am

KamenZero
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Joined: 05 Sep 2010
Posts: 860

BillywithaK wrote:

XDD Didz, you are one crazy lady. As for winding doctors up, tell them they're doing everything wrong, because that's not what Doctor House does on TV. Watch them have aneurysms.

"No, no, no! You're suppose to call me stupid and perform some risky procedure on me that will ultimately cure me 80 percent of the time!!!"

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:30 am

Didz
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Joined: 21 Oct 2009
Posts: 1318
Location: Derby

KamenZero wrote:

Didz wrote:

KamenZero wrote:

Tell them it tickles and kick them every time they do something to you.

lol I think I did that last time. I know I annoyed them after they'd given me diamorphine. I was that out of it I laughed my ass off with every contraction. I think I kept singing at the top of my voice too lol.

Hahaha... That thought amuses me..

Well, here's a list of weird shit I did whilst at the hospital last time:

Got there and took 2 paracetamol and either 2 codine or co-codamol....which ever one makes you high.
Took a bath, 5 minutes after getting in I demanded to get out because I "didn't like the water sloshing against me!".
10 minutes after that I made them let me take another bath lol.
After that got the gas and air, made the midwife go through every channel on the TV while saying "no, it's shit......no, shit......shit.....shit.....wait go back......neh, it's shit........bollocks to it".
Fell to sleep with the gas and air tube wedged in my mouth, got it confiscated by my boyfriend.
Argued with the midwife that I wanted the gas and air back. Screamed at her during a contraction telling her how much a bitch she was.
Got the gas and air back. Had first shot of diamorphine.
Laughed through every contraction, sang my little heart out and promptly fell to sleep.
Boyfriend fell to sleep on a beanbag covered with his long leather coat. Midwife tripped over him, he apologised, I told him off and said "don't apologise! that was as funny as fuck......do it again!" then fell to sleep again.
Got 2nd shot of diamorphine. Lost track of when I was dreaming and when I was in the real world so I kept telling my boyfriend things like "the dogs are banned from the paddling pool" and "I'm sure there were more loose panels than this" whenever I woke up (hence he wants to take a camera with us this time)
Was forced to sit on a birthing ball by the new midwife. Called her every name under the sun because I had back labour and sitting on that was the worst possible thing for me to do. Demanded an epidural, got told no because it was in a different room and she couldn't be bothered to take me there.....ended up kicking said birthing ball at bitch midwife. Boyfriend told her "ffs just take her there, she'll only get worse!". Got epidural after throwing en epic tantrum, got sense of humour back.
Refused to give the gas and air tube back until AFTER Amy was born.
Threatened the midwife after seeing her just watching Amy's heart rate drop to dangerously low levels. Tried to get out of bed to get her out the room to fetch a doctor, forgot about epidural.....fell on ass. Got put back on bed. Had Amy, got cleaned up, forgot about epidural again, swung legs out of bed....somehow, had to prop self up on elbows and shout at my boyfriend to help me.........after 5 minutes of watching him kill himself laughing at my expense, got put back on bed, wheeled into ward and fell to sleep. All in all pretty damn memorable.

So there's a list of everything I did last time to amuse myself......and because I was and high as a kite. In need of more ideas though.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:32 am

Didz
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Joined: 21 Oct 2009
Posts: 1318
Location: Derby

BillywithaK wrote:

XDD Didz, you are one crazy lady. As for winding doctors up, tell them they're doing everything wrong, because that's not what Doctor House does on TV. Watch them have aneurysms.

lol, crazy is good Very Happy

Life would be boring otherwise Very Happy

lol.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:33 am

KamenZero
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Joined: 05 Sep 2010
Posts: 860

Also, speaking of aneurysms, here's a gem from DragonBall Z Abridged..

"Hey, Vegeta, what's wrong?" "...N-Nothing.. I just had an aneurysm from sheer stupidity." "Wow, I didn't know you were that stupid, Vegeta! =D" "....AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:38 am

MyrtleGreen
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Joined: 15 Nov 2010
Posts: 46

KamenZero wrote:

Eee! Nappa! 8D I love the abridged serieses!

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:49 am

BillywithaK
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Joined: 09 Nov 2010
Posts: 162

KamenZero wrote:

My brother has given me moments like this

- and FUCK YOU LUNGS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU GIVE ME AIR OR SLUDGE I DONT NEED THAT SHIT >BC
Sorry. "nother coughing fit.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:50 am

SiticHybrid
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Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 659

Didz wrote:

KamenZero wrote:

Didz wrote:

KamenZero wrote:

Tell them it tickles and kick them every time they do something to you.

Hahaha... That thought amuses me..

Well, here's a list of weird shit I did whilst at the hospital last time:

Got there and took 2 paracetamol and either 2 codine or co-codamol....which ever one makes you high.
Took a bath, 5 minutes after getting in I demanded to get out because I "didn't like the water sloshing against me!".
10 minutes after that I made them let me take another bath lol.
After that got the gas and air, made the midwife go through every channel on the TV while saying "no, it's shit......no, shit......shit.....shit.....wait go back......neh, it's shit........bollocks to it".
Fell to sleep with the gas and air tube wedged in my mouth, got it confiscated by my boyfriend.
Argued with the midwife that I wanted the gas and air back. Screamed at her during a contraction telling her how much a bitch she was.
Got the gas and air back. Had first shot of diamorphine.
Laughed through every contraction, sang my little heart out and promptly fell to sleep.
Boyfriend fell to sleep on a beanbag covered with his long leather coat. Midwife tripped over him, he apologised, I told him off and said "don't apologise! that was as funny as fuck......do it again!" then fell to sleep again.
Got 2nd shot of diamorphine. Lost track of when I was dreaming and when I was in the real world so I kept telling my boyfriend things like "the dogs are banned from the paddling pool" and "I'm sure there were more loose panels than this" whenever I woke up (hence he wants to take a camera with us this time)
Was forced to sit on a birthing ball by the new midwife. Called her every name under the sun because I had back labour and sitting on that was the worst possible thing for me to do. Demanded an epidural, got told no because it was in a different room and she couldn't be bothered to take me there.....ended up kicking said birthing ball at bitch midwife. Boyfriend told her "ffs just take her there, she'll only get worse!". Got epidural after throwing en epic tantrum, got sense of humour back.
Refused to give the gas and air tube back until AFTER Amy was born.
Threatened the midwife after seeing her just watching Amy's heart rate drop to dangerously low levels. Tried to get out of bed to get her out the room to fetch a doctor, forgot about epidural.....fell on ass. Got put back on bed. Had Amy, got cleaned up, forgot about epidural again, swung legs out of bed....somehow, had to prop self up on elbows and shout at my boyfriend to help me.........after 5 minutes of watching him kill himself laughing at my expense, got put back on bed, wheeled into ward asnd fell to sleep. All in all pretty damn memorable.

So there's a list of everything I did last time to amuse myself......and because I was and high as a kite. In need of more ideas though.

I'd really like to see it, if you do film such antics again. it'd be priceless.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:27 pm

Didz
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Joined: 21 Oct 2009
Posts: 1318
Location: Derby

SiticHybrid wrote:

I'd really like to see it, if you do film such antics again. it'd be priceless.

I don't think I'd have a say in the matter this time lol. I know I'll look as rough as anything but hey, I'm up for giving everyone a giggle lol.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:29 pm

SiticHybrid
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Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 659

Didz wrote:

SiticHybrid wrote:

I'd really like to see it, if you do film such antics again. it'd be priceless.

I don't think I'd have a say in the matter this time lol. I know I'll look as rough as anything but hey, I'm up for giving everyone a giggle lol.

Well, ,more for you singing your heart out while high then the.. rought stuff. Or swearing at people or anything... just want the lighthearted stuff.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:32 pm

Didz
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Joined: 21 Oct 2009
Posts: 1318
Location: Derby

SiticHybrid wrote:

Didz wrote:

SiticHybrid wrote:

I'd really like to see it, if you do film such antics again. it'd be priceless.

I don't think I'd have a say in the matter this time lol. I know I'll look as rough as anything but hey, I'm up for giving everyone a giggle lol.

Well, ,more for you singing your heart out while high then the.. rought stuff. Or swearing at people or anything... just want the lighthearted stuff.

lol. I think the thing that got my boyfriend laughing the most was me waking up saying random shit. I had to ask him if I'd been to sleep I was that high lol.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:35 pm

SiticHybrid
Unfettered

Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 659

Okay, how do you explain the entire slenderman thing to people? i keep tripping overmyself, trying to explain from the SA post and then some.

also, it's hard to explain ARGs to someone who has no clue. They really have to be experienced

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:28 pm

AxMxK
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Joined: 25 Oct 2009
Posts: 327

SiticHybrid wrote:

I can't help you with explaining ARGs.

But to explain Slender Man all you need to do is link them to here.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:03 pm

SiticHybrid
Unfettered

Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 659

AxMxK wrote:

SiticHybrid wrote:

I can't help you with explaining ARGs.

But to explain Slender Man all you need to do is link them to here.

Now, i just need to figure out how to insert hotlinks into real life conversations.

(not meant as sarcastic as it sounds)

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:04 pm

ChildOfAtom
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Joined: 15 Aug 2010
Posts: 1606
Location: NY, NY

Telling my friends that ARG= a cross between LARP and Choose Your Own Adventure got them fully on board.

Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:05 pm

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