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[Sort of HUMOR. Sort of OT. Almost a POLL?] Make an SP Army!
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MeKiwi
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Joined: 30 Aug 2004
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Location: San Francisco

 		Cool, here's my letter guys.


MeKiwi's letter wrote:

Dear Princess,

Did you know that the Queen and the Flea have started a new game and are playing without you? They are playing a game of charades, and we're supposed to guess what they are doing and what they are up to. But they already have a head start, because last Tuesday the Queen contacted a bunch of people and asked them to be on her team. She is going to tell them secret clues that will help her team win.

I think we need to create our own team if we want to win this game. I've been speaking with Dorkmaster and he says he just contacted you regarding the creation of an "alliance" -- this could be our team! As a group we can try to figure out what the Queen is up to and what she's doing. We'll watch her, and spy on her, and try to guess. Doesn't that sound like fun?

Dorkmaster is already getting the team together, but we want you to be our team leader. Nobody else can see the Queen as well as you can and we think you'd make a great leader.

I hope that you think this game will be fun and will consider being our team leader. Hope to hear from you soon!

In fun,
MeKiwi


PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:20 pm
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Zemat
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MeKiwi wrote:
Just to make sure, to contact the Princess we send email to ladybee777SPLAThotmail.com, right?


I already sent mine to that address. I don't expect to get an answer but as long as she knows we are with her is enough, I think.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:21 pm
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daboking
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 		ok, sent ,mine in:
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Dear Sleeping Princess,
I have been watching a few honorable souls make plans to aid you, fair lady, and though my skills may not "bee" that of others volunteering for your army, I want you to know that I gladly await your instructions. I just ate a very delicious meal prepared by Master Chef Aspmaster, and for the record, you could not find a more suitable cook/chef to have in your army. Pardon me, where are my manners… my name is Daboking, and my rank (per your permission) is Court Jester. I promise you, I may look like a fool, but I am first class brain ninja material packaged as spam. As a fool, no one takes me seriously, so I may be of use as a spy, but that is your call. If you will excuse me, I think that Tuna on the menu is getting to me…… (looking forward to your orders)
Daboking


PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:23 pm
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MeKiwi
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 		For all future-email-senders out there, I think it's important that we help SP to think of this as a game, since she likes playing games so much. Just something to keep in mind!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:30 pm
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Aspmaster
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daboking wrote:
If you will excuse me, I think that Tuna on the menu is getting to me……


Please forgive me. Name that Tuna usually has most customers singing on the way out. Your next meal is on the house!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:32 pm
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MeKiwi
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Aspmaster wrote:
Please forgive me. Name that Tuna usually has most customers singing on the way out. Your next meal is on the house!


LOL!

I can name that Tuna in two bites!

*mm*
*mm*

<sung>
Ask any Mermaid
you happen to see
What's the best tuna?
Chicken of the Sea!
</sung>

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daboking
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 		aspmaster wrote:
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Please forgive me. Name that Tuna usually has most customers singing on the way out. Your next meal is on the house!


Aspmaster, with cooking that good, it is obvious you have been practicing your "scales"

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ROBOGriff
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Joined: 20 Aug 2004
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 		This idea of division, spying, and just more participation has rejuvinated me!! Here's my email (and poor attempt at humor)

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Dear Princess,

I know that you have received alot of emails regarding your team, so I know you are aware of the plans of the Sleepy Knights (or whatever our title is). Since we are forming a standing army in your defence, I volunteer my services as Saucier. Working with Master Chef Aspmaster I can ensure that your melita is fed with only the best sauce and information. I can say that with certainty because I'm SAUCY!

M'mmm M'mmm Good,
ROBOGriff


PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:37 pm
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Sep7imus
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 		I'm so in!

I sent this letter:

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To Her Ladyship, the Nameless Princess,

Milady, you have perchance heard from a number of people offering their services to you. It appears as if the Queen has been recruiting people onto her side, and they are setting up some kind of army! It looks like we're going to be playing some kind of war game with her or something.

I just wanted to let you know that I am on your side and am awaiting any orders you can give.

In humble service and fidelity,
Squire Sep7imus


(I sort of split the difference between a game and actual war, just to play it safe.)
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:38 pm
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KrunkSplein
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 		Dibs on the position of Tournant!

Seriously though, I emailed the SP on Tuesday telling her to be careful since it seemed the Queen was getting ready to make her move. So now I'm going to email her to say I'm willing to aid in her defense!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:40 pm
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Dorkmaster
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 		Well, you had to see it coming... lemme know what you think?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:42 pm
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daboking
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 		great job, dorkmaster!!! No war is complete without a propaganda machine. B.S.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:46 pm
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CoffeeJedi
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 		those are GREAT dorkmaster, i love the WW2 theme

here's my email:
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Hi SP, now that the Queen thinks that she's found her crew and given
them ranks, its only fair that you have your own force, loyal to you.
so, i humbly offer my Services as a Knight of the Realm

and don't worry about the queen's gang, they're still our friends too,
but because they're spies, they have to be very carefull about who
they talk to

awaiting your word m'lady

CoffeeJedi
Loyal Knight, Defender of the Princess's Crown

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:48 pm
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Centipede
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 		I sent this email yesterday

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Hi,

I just wanted to warn you. Several of the people whohave been
friendly to you have been talking othe Queen lately, live. I have a
quote from Krystyn's message that might interest you.

She [the Queen] went on about seeking revenge over a rogue process
that's spying on her, and getting in her way. She referred to this
rogue process as a "she" or "her," and then asked me, "Do you know
anything about this rogue process?" and I said, "I'm not sure I do!"
and she said, "Good," and then very calmly and yet angrily she told me
she was going to get revenge on this rogue process.

I think the Queen was talking about you and I wanted to give a heads
up that she's out to get you. Let me know if there's anything I could
do to help.

- Centipede


SHould I send another offering my sefvices as Knight Errant? Oooh oooh, how about Knight Rider?

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Mazian
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Centipede wrote:
I sent this email yesterday

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SHould I send another offering my sefvices as Knight Errant? Oooh oooh, how about Knight Rider?


I like your email. Very Happy
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