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KamenZero
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 		I made the thread, just give them all to me. =D

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RatheadSyndicate
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Location: Dayton, OH

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AxMxK
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RatheadSyndicate wrote:
Image of madness


Yes sir, Mr. Dodson sir.

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kaleeshwarrior
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 		In honor of the new "Alex" video, I shall now make my first attempt ever at fanslash...

Quote:
Evan made his way up to Alex's house. Something was going on here, and he needed to find out what. Evan's fist thudded against the door, demanding entrance.

The door opened, revealing Alex. Evan was immediately taken aback by how much the boy had grown. He had truly become a man now. But Evan was curious about just how manly. "Let me see it."

Alex was taken aback. He glanced at his arm, its cuts covered by his sweater. He was certain there was no way Evan knew about what had been happening as he slept. "What?" He asked, head tilting slightly to the side.

Stepping forward, Evan leaned in and whispered into Alex's ear, "Let me see it." To clarify, he gently ran his hand along Alex's thigh. The young man tensed, his hear beginning to race at the feeling of his brother's friend's breath upon his ear, his caresses on his leg.

The voices of Alex's parents broke their son's trance. He gestured over his shoulder and said,"Let's go upstairs."

The pair reached Alex's room. After glancing down the hallway, he quietly shut his door. "I don't want my parents to hear this."

Evan smirked at the young man's bashfulness. He remembered what his first experience was like. "I can understand that," Evan said.

The pair stared at each other for a moment before Evan had a slight change of heart. This boy deserved to know the truth about the 'friendship' that the crew of EverymanHYBRID shared... "First of all - I have to tell you - me, your brother, Vinnie..."


Seriously. This writes itself. I didn't even have to get to the bit about one bed and Evan being down on his knees... Hopefully not to creeper-tastic. But seriously. That dialogue is GOLDEN

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:37 am
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G.I.R
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 		NONONONONO

I CAN'T.

Evan is not a whore D:

Notice how I am not saying that this isn't incredibly smexy...

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elizibar
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G.I.R wrote:
NONONONONO

I CAN'T.

Evan is not a whore D:


Whore? More like "Pimp."

Where do you think Vinnie is? Out making Evan 20 dollars by letting people in coffeeshops stroke his beard.

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G.I.R
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elizibar wrote:
G.I.R wrote:
NONONONONO

I CAN'T.

Evan is not a whore D:


Whore? More like "Pimp."

Where do you think Vinnie is? Out making Evan 20 dollars by letting people in coffeeshops stroke his beard.


Out making 20 dollars?

20?

SO THAT'S WHY SLENDERMAN WANTS 20!

OH EVAN! :'D

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elizibar
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 		No beardin' in the club

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kaleeshwarrior
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 		Just another random line of fanslash conversation I thought of to continue my last disturbing bit...

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"...So if you're experiencing the same kind of things, we understand," Evan finished after airing the EMH crew's dirty laundry to Alex.

Alex sat back in shock. He never would have guessed. Actually... "What about Jessa? Her and Jeff have been dating forev---

"Beard."

Evan's abrupt response startled Alex. His head tilted to the side as he spoke, eyebrow raised, "Beard?"

Running his hands through his luscious brown hair, Evan let out a sigh before explaining, "None of us were ready to go public with the whole thing, so we all got our own things to try and prove our masculinity. You know, a 'beard'.

"I have my knives... Which, in hindsight, are kinda phallic and used to stab and... Anyways. Jeff had Jessa. And Vinnie... Well, Vinnie actually grew a beard."

It took Alex a minute to realize what Evan meant, "Oh... So you and Jeff don't actually have beards?"

Evan shook his head. The boy was cute, but he lacked a bit in brains. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to call a friend's cellphone that they just found in the closet.


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AxMxK
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 		I am so freaking pleased to know how to make my own GIFs with PS.

I am going to be up all night.

QUESTION: What is the official font of EverymanHYBRID?

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:27 am
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Awesomebob
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 		http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVkKUhKX-5c

Is this EVan and Jessa or am I just crazy?

PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:56 pm
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Snippet
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 		Yeah they are Evan and Jessa.

...

On Jessas private Youtube Channel. The guys and girls know each other OOG, so... what's your point? ^^
_________________


-Jeff? Do you want some hose? (...) I got plenty of hose *snicker* [Evan]

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Das Omega
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Awesomebob wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVkKUhKX-5c

Is this EVan and Jessa or am I just crazy?


We now know how EMH is going to end. All the characters gather their weapons and do battle with Slendy and the Rake, whilst Evan flies above on his angelic wings, coming down at the last moment to deliver the final blow.

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G.I.R
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 		Evan...

Drawing....

Oh.

My.

God.

I am completely in love with him now. Embarassed

(also this is OOG)

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jackofnotrades
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kaleeshwarrior wrote:
Evan shook his head. The boy was cute, but he lacked a bit in brains. Next thing you know, he'll be trying to call a friend's cellphone that they just found in the closet.


Gratuitous amounts of win.

"because I think it's funny. And True."

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