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Gymen

My new Slenderman video...

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:49 pm

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ChemicalFire

I can just imagine Evan and The Rake saying "OH Slendy" every time Slenderman makes one of his hilarious mistakes.

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:44 pm

distilled

I like the "Coming in your room - this October!" I sincerely hope not!

Picture the scene:

Enter Slendystage right: Honey, I'm back! *hangs hat on hatstand*
Evan, seated at the kitchen table: Hello darling, how was your day?
Slendy: Ok thankyou, except for all the leaves on the drive. We could use a rake.
Enter Rake stage left: Did someone say Rake?
Evan: Oh you guys!

*canned laughter*

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:08 pm

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Swany

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:12 pm

Chukwa · Decorated Joined: 09 Oct 2010 Posts: 170

Evan: We're having the new neighbors over for dinner tonight.
Slendy: You mean... the couple with the kid?
Evan: You didn't...
Slendy: He had a camera!
Evan: Oh, slendy.
(Rake Enters, covered in blood)
Evan: Rake, you didn't!
Rake: Sorry, just a bad HABIT!

Wow. I have to go hang myself now.

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:22 pm

Axcelissearching

Lunasa

I love this thread and everybody in it

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:33 pm

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Completely insane and has a cool knife. What's not to love?

Rabbit #16

distilled

After a long walk in the park, Evan looks impatiently at Slendy and The Rake on the swings.

Evan: Please, I want to go home now!
Slendy, holding a picture of Jess: Thats what SHE said!
Rake:: Bazinga!
Evan: OH YOU GUIZ!

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:51 pm

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TheWorld · Decorated Joined: 01 Nov 2010 Posts: 200

Bazinga?

You smell that? Smells like some fresh Slenderman fan art rolling in...

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:54 pm

Lunasa

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:55 pm

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Completely insane and has a cool knife. What's not to love?

Rabbit #16

distilled

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:57 pm

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Mattwan

Slendy and Evan are sitting in the living room reading the paper. Both look up and sniff the air.

Slendy: Rake! Have you been smoking in the house again?

Rake exits the door to the basement, Slendy and Evan walk over

Rake: Aw, sorry guys. I'm trying to quit, but it's such a hard habit to break.

Evan: Hey, bro, you don't have to tell me about breaking bad habits!

canned laughter, Evan walks down the basement stairs.Cut to Evan walking toward a row of bodies on hooks being smoked over savory wood chips

Evan: Oh, you guys!

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:10 pm

Axcelissearching

to entertain the masses:

**Posted:** Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:53 pm

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Gentleman Caller

Thanks to this video, I now imagine Slender-Man and Evan as sassy college room-mates, with the Rake playing their wacky mentor. Thank you Twisted Evil

**Posted:** Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:03 am

Gimme20dollaz · Unfettered Joined: 13 Nov 2010 Posts: 643

Slendy: Honey, I'm home.
Evan: Hi, honey, how was your day?
Slendy: (Sigh) Terrible. (sits down in a chair) Do you know how tiresome it is stalking people for a living?
Evan: Aww, poor baby. Do you want me to do that thing with your tentacles that you like?
Slendy: I'm not in the mood right now. I need to rake the leaves anyway?
The Rake: DID SOMEONE SAY RAKE? (laughter and applause from the audience)

**Posted:** Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:15 am