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catherwood
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee

Joined: 25 Sep 2002
Posts: 4109
Location: Silicon Valley, CA

personals and classifieds

Here are the latest ads in the Push Times, dated Thursday, October 4th, 2002 [gotta love it]:

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Money Wanted: for product development. 15% return guaranteed in writing over first 4 months. Preliminary conversation must be in person. classifieds90SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Glad you decided to make such a bold and wonderful decision to better your life. Kickoff meeting is next Tuesday at the Cool Breeze Barbershop

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Ready Your Arms!!! Slot Mania. Versailles offers the semi-annual 'Win n' Yer In' White Rose Tournament. $50 Cash buy in, first 200 contestants receive free giveaway. classifieds91SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
You're in luck. We have a slot for you, but the tourney is filling up fast. If your friends are interested, they must act quickly. Details to follow

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Beat the Odds!!! Black Jack lessons at your home!! 30-minute and one hour lessons. Private or Groups. Guaranteed improvement or $$ back. 24 hrs notice. classifieds92SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Gain confidence, skill, and earning potential at the 21 tables. The sooner you contact me, the sooner you are on your way. Call Shel at Martha's Boarding House.

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Security Guard Needed. No criminal record, must be licensed to carry firearm. Competitive pay. Part-time or full-time. Martial Arts a plus. classifieds93SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Bring ID, gun license, and unloaded firearm to the gutted factory behind the park in Push, Saturday at nine. Come alone.

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Volunteers Needed. Clinical Trials. Healthy Individual b/t ages of 18-55? A leading research facility is conducting an important medical research study. Smoker ok. Enrollment is limited. classifieds94SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Come to the Free Clinic in Push Friday, between 8am and noon for paperwork and 12-minute interview. Be prepared to discuss your medical history with a trained professional. Find Sheila.

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Subscribe!!!! Push Times offers 1 yr. Subscription, delivered to your home. $79.95. Sundays only for $38. classifieds95SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Cash or check accepted. Don't pay now!!! Come down to The Push Times offices to sign up: 44 Bow Street. Allow one week for processing, and then you can expect the Push Times at your door.

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Piano. Steinway. Restored. Gorgeous. Lots of heart and soul. Competitive price. classifieds96SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Thanks for inquiring about the piano. I have gotten a lot of interest. Stop by Sloman's on Friday night. I'll bring pictures and price points. I still am interested in giving someone a good deal, so don't be scared.

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LEGAL SERVICES. Bankruptcy, Litigation, Divorce, DUI. All Felonies. Free consultation. classifieds97SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Come by the Personal Injury Law Offices in Push any time. No appointment needed if before 2pm. Free consult, pay nothing until you get paid. Guaranteed results.

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Cat for adoption. Owner died. Adult cat, gray. Spayed, shy. Free litter for 6 mos. classifieds98SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
The Animal Shelter is closed Mondays. Cat is still available and appears to be perfectly healthy. A real gem.

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PLAN NOW! Great deals on burial plots, coffins, gravestones, embalming, and more. Let your family grieve without the hassle. Email now. Eunice is waiting classifieds99SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Come in any time. Make an appointment or stop by. If you are interested, I am holding a bereavement workshop next Tuesday. Coffee and cake to follow.

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Seattle Transplant: SWM, 61, 160lbs., 5'8", enjoys snorkeling, C & W dancing, plays, musicals. Seeking slim, attractive, SWF for meaningful relationship. personals90SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
I love a woman who knows a good man when she sees one. "Carousel" is playing for 10 dates only next month in Carson. Are we moving too fast if we make a date of it?

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Single Dad: SWM, 47, 6', 220lbs, gray hair, blue eyes, two teenage boys, enjoys Chinese takeout, dancing, margaritas, and football. Seeking BF to have good conversation and possible LTR. personals91SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
I take my boys to moto-cross each weekend. Interested in keeping an old man company while my two rascals cheer on diesel-injected land rockets?

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Busy Living: BM, 38, hoping to lose 75 lbs for niece's wedding in March. Seeks PBF to help meet goals and ultimately travel to Napa Valley with. personals92SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
I've been jogging around the track at Push High School on weekends. Usually around 8. Could always use a partner.

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Give Me a Chance: Cute, cuddly, affectionate, SWM, 42, artist, enjoys swimming, basketball, art, wood-working, cooking and loves children. Seeks Latin temptress with a flare for things unknown. personals93SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
This is all new to me so forgive my innocence. I have an art studio on Pier Ave. and G St. in Push. Come by some time.

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Full-Figured Female: SWM, 36, 6'3", 225lbs., N/S, no children, seeks full-figured female, age/race open, to have fun and hang out with. personals94SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Can you do dinner? I love steak, pasta, and all things hearty. Let me cook you a big meal.

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La Dolce Vita: Attractive and sexy SBF, 45, 5'6", 135 lbs., dimples, office manager, Cancer, n/s, enjoys the beach, wine, candles. Seeks tall, dark, attractive Italian, 40-55. Email Anna. personals95SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
You've made my day. Let's do breakfast, if you know what I mean. Ciao, bello.

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Let's Grow Old: Mature, attractive, SAF, 43, 5'6", enjoys cooking, outdoors. Seeking tall, mature, educated WM for LTR. personals96SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
I belong to a book club that I just love. If you're a reader, meet me at the bookstore tomorrow. If you don't read, that's ok. I'm open-minded.

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New at this! SWF, 34, new to dating, recently divorced. 5'7", mending a broken heart with jazz, food, and sex. More interested in fun than commitment. personals97SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "personals93" <personals93@pushtimes.com>
This single thing is a lot more fun than I imagined. Let's go dancing. Sloman's has jazz on Thursdays. Whattaya say?
[their error]

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Seeks Biker: SWF, 40, single mom, enjoys outdoors, music, motorcycles. Seeks WM with similar interests. personals98SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
Me and some folks are taking our hogs to Vegas this weekend. Bring yours, or hop on my back, big boy. 7:30, Saturday.

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Juliet Seeks her Romeo: DWF, 60, 118lbs., auburn hair, green eyes, vivacious, slim, loves karaoke. Seeks BM, 50-65, with similar interests for LTR. personals99SPLATpushtimes.com

From: "locallistings" <locallistings@pushtimes.com>
FI'm at Shaw's for karaoke every Wednesday. I'm the one in sequins that does Bonnie Tyler. See ya there.
[that initial F typo was part of the email]
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Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2002 10:33 pm
Last edited by catherwood on Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:35 pm; edited 1 time in total

catherwood
I Have 100 Cats and Smell of Wee

Joined: 25 Sep 2002
Posts: 4109
Location: Silicon Valley, CA

original personals and classifieds

We didn't seem to have the previous round of emails posted here, so I am borrowing the following information from
http://pub63.ezboard.com/fpush12592frm5.showMessage?topicID=7.topic
posted by rscs on 9/18:
The same info was on ARGN at
http://www.argn.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1380&highlight=classified
posted by James on 9/23

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AD: classifieds 90
Business Merchandise: Retiring!!! Fax machines, Exec Chairs, Tables, Cubicles, Partitions. Lowest price Guaranteed.

Response:
I'm pleased that you are interested in my merchandise. Feel free to drop by my office any time. No appointment needed, just come on in. Ask for Dan. 925 B Street, Suite 124.

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AD: classifieds 91
Ticket Center: Old Towne Cinema Private Screenings, Push Drive-In specials, Concerts, Versailles events. *BUY/SELL for ALL EVENTS*

Response:
Looking for tickets? We have what you need. All events, best seats in the house at reasonable prices. Visit our offices at 1562 Ocean Avenue, and ask for Sal.

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AD: classifieds 92
**PUBLIC AUCTION** Thursday, September 19, 11am. Pizza Ovens, 140 qt. Mixers, Bakery Cases, Refers & Freezers, Deli Cases, Popcorn Makers, Bread Slicers, Ice Machines. More Arriving Daily!!!

Response:
If you are in need of any of these machines, you're in luck. All auction items are in fair-to-good condition and have minimum 4 years useful life. Come to Quinny's Junk Shoppe on Thursdays at 11am. Dr. Quinton Xavier, PhD will be auctioning only the finest restaurant merchandise in Nevada.

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AD: classifieds 93
FOUND: Crocodile skin attach�. Found Tuesday behind Push Army Surplus.

Response:
The croc skin attach� was claimed and returned to its rightful owner. Thank you for your concern and assistance.

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AD: classifieds 94
Jewelry/Diamonds/Precious Metals: **Jewelry Buyer** Immediate Cash Paid. Fine Jewelry, Rolex, Cartier, BeauxMarcier.

Response:
We guarantee the authenticity and quality of every piece of jewelry. GIA certified and free appraisal. Please come to Ballgame's Pawn Shoppe and ask for Fred.

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AD: classifieds 95
Witnesses? Anyone witness a car accident in the vicinity of Pier and Riverside Ave. Thurs. Sept. 12 @ 5am.

Response:
Thank you for coming forward as a witness. It is citizens like you who give our fair town a good name. Please come to the Sheriff's Office and ask for Deputy Dawn. She'll take your statement.

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AD: classifieds 96
Pet Adoption: Jack Russell Terrier. 3 mos. F. Shots. Cute, affectionate, cuddly. So is the dog.

Response:
Thanks for your inquiry regarding the puppy terrier. However, she has found a wonderful home, and will be well looked after for a long time to come. We appreciate your interest.

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AD: personals 90
Sound Like You SBF, 41, n/s, 5'8" 145lbs. Aries, working on masters in business. Seeking BM, 40's, n/s, for friendship and possible LTR.

Response:
I'm delighted. Where should we meet? How about Sloman's tomorrow night�say 10ish?

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AD: personals 91
Life's a Party Big-boned WF, 30's, loves cooking and jazz. Seeking WM, 30-50, with an adventurous palette and strong arms. Waiting.

Response:
My mother told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I know how a man feels about me after he's tasted my meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Drop by the Push Pins Bowl and ask for Iris.

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AD: personals 92
Starting Over Recently divorced WF, 40's. N/S. No Children. Seeks WPM to share life with. Enjoys gambling, camping, movies. Social drinker ok.

Response:
Response: Have you seen West Side Story? Seymour's just got it on DVD. Meet me there Friday at 7, grab dinner at Shaw's, and then go back to my place to watch. I make popcorn the old fashioned way.

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AD: personals 93
Slot Addict DBF, 50's, Telemarketing pays the bills, loose Slots show my skills. Seeking CM to share love of life, G-d, and jackpots.

Response:
personals93
[this was the original reply, later updated to return the following]
Im at the Versailles on Saturday night, and in Church on Sunday morning. Stop by either place. You'll know me when you see me. D.

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AD: personals 94
SexyBeautiful Take a chance on a fabulous and independent BF. Seeking an attractive SWM not easily intimidated and interested in adventure.

Response:
Let's do this. Meet me at Sloman's tomorrow. Let's dance, honey.

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AD: personals 95
New to Push Retired SF, 55, seeks CM with love of animals to share in a LTR. Open-minded, curious, creative. Look like Susan Sarandon.

Response:
Thanks for your inquiry. Big SS fan, huh? How about some wine and music at my place? I'm a stones throw from Martha's. 20 Bellevue Pl. White house, blue door. Leave a note on my car if you're interested.

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AD: personals 96
Latin Flower Very charismatic SHF, 33, songwriter, great sense of humor and personality, seeks caring, considerate, playful gentleman, 50+, who can make me laugh, to enjoy the movies and romantic times. Financially secure a bonus.

Response:
Take me to dinner tomorrow night. Let's start there. Meet you at Shaw's at 7.

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AD: personals 97
Good, Clean Fun is what you'll get plenty of from this content, voluptuous WF, 46, who likes gardening and walks. Seeking PWM who enjoys adventure.

Response:
This may be the smartest thing you've ever done. I volunteer at the Nevada Cactus Museum every Saturday morning. Meet me there, and be prepared to get your hands dirty.

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AD: personals 98
Hey Ladies: WM, 38, balding, goatee, Pisces, seeks a kind-hearted woman, 21-40, hoping to start a family.

Response:
Thanks for writing back. I was nervous about putting out an ad, but I am thrilled to know people out there are searching too. Do you like steak?

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AD: personals 99
Go Roadrunners! Push native and Push High grad, 28, great conversationalist, working professional, lonely, seeks a WF, 25-35, with sense of humor and likes to slo-dance.

Response:
Football fan? I'm an assistant coach with the Push High team, and we have afternoon practices until 6. Come by some time, and say Hello. Looking forward to it.

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Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2002 11:36 am

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