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ChildOfAtomModerator
Unfictologist


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 		In an already overly cluttered thread is this shit really necessary?

You are making no point. You are making no friends.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:20 pm
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Anonymousity
Entrenched


Joined: 20 Aug 2010
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 		If this evolves into an epic Slenderstory then it gets the prize of teh yrrr.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 1:43 pm
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Das Omega
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Joined: 07 Oct 2010
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 		Re: Monday, December 27, 2010
Random slenderstories wrote:
Slenderman lusts below Splendorman.


Wut. Shocked

PostPosted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:16 pm
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 		Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Alex and the rake.

How will Alex urge Rake? Alex hums near Rake. Alex fingers Rake. Rake injures the disgruntled construction. The abuse loves the view. Alex whistles within Rake. Alex hums. The brain complements the fraud throughout a guns newspaper. Alex relates the resemblance. Alex shares a lawn. Alex muddles Rake within the ambient criminal. With the modeled sigh cheats the cumbersome journalist. The tutorial results? The beginner trails the cabinet. Rake elaborates the major. Inside this anatomy strays Alex. Rake reflects near our dentist. Alex lends Rake beneath the pencil. Alex strains against the nominate sarcasm. Alex evolves Rake underneath the steer. Why can't his trolley summarize Alex? Rake farms. Alex rots! Rake obscures Alex. How does Alex fuss in the unusual cupboard? Alex mocks Rake past the nuisance. Above its absurd tangent sleeps a hazy tennis. How will Alex heel Rake? The sober jelly wipes Alex under the nominate ax. A rending opponent encourages Rake next to a middle cow. Rake patches every northern. Rake tolerates the guide with the yeti. Alex drags Rake. How will a kernel jump beside Alex? Alex fails beside Rake. A pumpkin explodes on top of a hailstone! The starter shoves the blatant chart against an apology. The slash towers on top of the wire. Why won't Alex chalk next to Rake? The controller tunnels a retail metric. The love pretends throughout Rake.

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DaLadybugMan
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Joined: 15 Dec 2010
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 		Re: Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Random slenderstories wrote:
Alex fingers Rake.


Oh dear god now where did I leave that brain bleach

PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:22 am
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i love this
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 		The Awesome Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, masky and slenderman went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and masky hit slenderman in his mask with a big molested iceball. It hurt a lot, but masky kissed it killerly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really oven snow man!" masky said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" slenderman said. "That would be more in the ass and politically correct."

"I know," masky said. "We can make a snow the rake. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up largely and made a hidden snow the rake. masky put on a mask for the arms. The the rake was almost as big as slenderman.

"It looks slender," masky said niggardly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," slenderman said and held up a smelly alex kraile. "I found this in the woods." He put the alex kraile onto the the rake's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the the rake, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a dead bitch in a bathtub.

slenderman screamed blackly and ran but the snow the rake chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow the rake raped him slenderly.

"Nobody does that to my little Violated Camera," masky screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow the rake through the leg. It fell down and masky kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" slenderman said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The alex kraile lay in the yard until a stalked child picked it up and took it home.

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Kilroy


Joined: 28 Dec 2010
Posts: 2

 		My account
I have deceided to stop being a lazy bum and create an account.
Also, i do not use a madlibs generator.
Please enjoy a short continuence of todays story.

The interminate anarchy camps over Rake. A food dices whatever nostolgic release. Should the delightful crack smell? A contributor succeeds across this geology! Why can't Rake nail near Alex? The sorted temper demands the dress outside her grim saloon.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:49 am
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Kilroy


Joined: 28 Dec 2010
Posts: 2

 		Leaving
I am leaving for quite a while. I will try to put up a new story whenever i can. For now, everyone, post your own randomness like the guest up there. See you in a few weeks.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:32 pm
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equal_opposite
Troll


Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

 		This is dumb.

PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:58 pm
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Acora
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Joined: 27 Nov 2010
Posts: 518
Location: Douglasville, Georgia

 		I swear, this is against the rules for spam or something, right?

....Right?
_________________
Sheep follow invisible fences. Rabbits keep every escape option open.

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