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[LOCKED] The Troll Chronicles
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sje46
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Joined: 16 Nov 2010
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What is this, and how is it relevant to the Slender Man mythos?

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:37 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

sje46 wrote:

What is this, and how is it relevant to the Slender Man mythos?

IT IS MY PENIS AND IT IS IN YOUR FACE.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:37 am

megamiofhibiki
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Joined: 08 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: Michigan

equal_opposite wrote:

sje46 wrote:

What is this, and how is it relevant to the Slender Man mythos?

IT IS MY PENIS AND IT IS IN YOUR FACE.

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh109/MegamiofHibiki/Yotsubachoke.jpg

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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:39 am

Luipaard
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Location: Houston, Texas

equal_opposite wrote:

sje46 wrote:

What is this, and how is it relevant to the Slender Man mythos?

IT IS MY PENIS AND IT IS IN YOUR FACE.

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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:41 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

Luipaard wrote:

equal_opposite wrote:

sje46 wrote:

What is this, and how is it relevant to the Slender Man mythos?

IT IS MY PENIS AND IT IS IN YOUR FACE.

THEY LIE AND THEY TRICK ME AND I DONT CARE ANYMORE!
EVERBODY BETRAY ME, IM FED UP WITH THIS waaaauhld!

I'm bored and have no ability to be clever, and am now being harassing only and solely for the sake of being harassing.
FUCK OFF MY CASE, BITCHES.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:44 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

RAH RAH RAH-AH-AHAH

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 1:08 am

The Illest Villen
Decorated

Joined: 12 Nov 2010
Posts: 275

Axcelissearching wrote:

Now this is just getting rather silly :/

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:18 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

ENTRY #2

AND SO I STARTED TROLLING WITH NO MERCY AND ZERO TACT. CONSIDERED NOTHING. PLANNED NOTHING. MADE ZERO ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. MY TROLLING WAS MORE AN UNENDING, UNBEARABLE BOMBARDMENT OF FLAME AND SPAM. AND IT FELL. OH, IT FELL. PEOPLE COWERED, FOUGHT BACK, PRETENDED IT WASNT HAPPENING. THE CYBER PLAINS WERE ALIVE WITH TORTURED BODIES AND THE SCREAMS OF INNOCENT BYSTANDERS, BEGGING FOR ORDER. CHAOS BESET THE REALM.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:21 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

ENTRY #3

THIS ISN'T TO SAY THAT THE CHAOS SUCCESSFULLY REIGNED. THE CHAOS ACTED MORE LIKE AN ATTEMPTED INVASION: TAKING GROUND, LOSING GROUND, AFFECTING THE MASSES IN UNIMAGINABLE WAYS. I, THIS CHAOS, FOUGHT HARD WITH THE LEAST CLEVER AND MOST FRIVOLOUS FLAMES POSSIBLE, WAITING TO BE BANNED. FOR I HAD A PLAN.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:23 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

ENTRY #4

YOU SEE, IN REAL LIFE, I ATTEND UNIVERSITY. I LIVE IN A DORM, AND I SPEND MOST OF MY DAYS THERE. MORE DISTRACTIONS, MORE FUN, MORE LOVE, AND A DIFFERENT IP ADDRESS. NOW YOU CAN MAKE OUT THE FORMULA WHICH PROVIDED ME THE MEANS FOR MY ATTACK: ZERO FEAR OF REPERCUSSION. FOR I WILL RETURN IN A NEW FORM, IN A FEW SHORT DAYS, AND YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE. BUT OH, I WILL BE THERE. I WILL BE IN YOUR CHAT, IN YOUR FORUMS, LOGGED ON BUT ONLY LURKING. I WILL BE WATCHING, AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SAY FOR SURE

IF IT'S THE CHAOS RETURNING.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:26 am

KamenZero
Entrenched

Joined: 05 Sep 2010
Posts: 860

Oh god, your story is turning me on so much. I need you inside me -now-!

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:32 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

ENTRY #5

WHAT WE ARE MISSING IS THE MOTIVATION FOR MY ACTS. WHY DID I FEEL SUCH A NEED TO TROLL SO LABORIOUSLY, WHILE MAINTAINING SUCH A LOW LEVEL OF QUALITY AND INTELLIGENCE? BECAUSE, AS I HAVE STATED, YOU PEOPLE ARE PARTICIPATING IN A MASSIVE, INFURIATING CLUSTERFUCK. NUMEROUS GUESTS, LURKERS, AND FRUSTRASTED FANS HAVE APPEALED TO YOU, *BEGGING* FOR SOME SEMBLANCE OF ORGANIZATION. EVEN YOUR OWN DEVOTED PARTICIPANTS OFTEN NOTED THAT, BETWEEN SHORT BREAKS IN FOLLOWING THE MAIN THREAD, IT HAS EXPANDED BY 10 PAGES OR MORE. THIS IS ABSURD. AND DESPITE THE INCREASE IN ORGANIZATION AND SEPARATED THREADS, YOUR MENTALITY WHICH CREATED THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE STILL STANDS. YOUR MOST HIGHLY REVERED PARTICIPANTS THREATEN TO CLUTTER THE NEWS THREAD WITH DISCUSSION, AND ALL ATTEMPTS TO CREATE ROOM FOR DISCUSSION HAVE MEANDERED INTO THE WASTELANDS OF CONFUSION AND WOO.
THIS BLUNDER, THIS WHOLLY UNDEFENDABLE TRAVESTY AGAINST LURKERS AND FANS WHO ARE SIMPLY TRYING TO FOLLOW AN INCREDIBLY CONVOLUTED SERIES (EMH, IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT PICKED UP ON THAT) IS MY MOTIVATION. YOU FAIL TO CONSIDER THEM, INSTEAD LETTING YOUR EXCESS AND EXTRAVAGANCE RUN WILD WITH YOUR IMPULSES, CREATING AND UNENDING CLUSTERFUCK OF BULLSHIT THEORIES AND WASTED SPACE.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:33 am

megamiofhibiki
Veteran

Joined: 08 Dec 2010
Posts: 122
Location: Michigan

Re: ENTRY #4

equal_opposite wrote:

It's a bit poetic, how you paint yourself to be some sort of tragic hero. "I came, I conquered, and I'll do it again". The thing you fail to realize is, you came, you got kicked out, we laughed at you, you trolled, we laughed at you some more, we reported you, you trolled some more, we laughed at your ass harder, and you threatened to come back. Based on the prior sequence, pray tell, what do you think our reaction is? We're fucking laughing. Again.

The bottom line is, I pity you. Your existence must suck beyond all else. I mean hell, you can't even manage to be a proper troll. Have fun lurking, Chaos dear. I eagerly await the chance to banhammer you again.

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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:33 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

ENTRY #6

AND SO, FOR A SHORT TWO DAYS, CHAOS LAID A FIERY, UNQUENCHABLE SIEGE UPON YOUR THREADS. I WILL RETURN, AND I HAPPILY AWAIT MY BAN. I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING I CAN TO EARN IT.

Other than post pornographic and violent images, use homophobic/racist language, or threaten violence on other members.

FUCK EVERY LAST ONE YOU BITCHES.

/edit: and that's why you should take your meds on time boys and girls. locked. -ndemeter

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:42 am

equal_opposite
Troll

Joined: 25 Nov 2010
Posts: 270

Re: ENTRY #4

megamiofhibiki wrote:

equal_opposite wrote:

I really don't care if you laugh, I accomplished exactly what I wanted to and I'm perfectly content with the results. Your laughter, if anything, is a nice bonus, as I have provided humor to you. Enjoy the increased longevity!
Go ahead and pity me, I pity you as well.

Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:45 am

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