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equal_opposite
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megamiofhibiki wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
Cougar Draven wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
Cougar Draven wrote:
Cool story bro.

But you're forgetting that you're not actually helping your stated cause. Therefore, you're full of shit.

Not that we didn't know that already.

But please, keep trying. I can't find any good comedy elsewhere.



It was a motivation for being excessive and trying to wreck everything. Who said my cause was to help? It could have just as easily been to further damage and wreck things, which I have done.


...except no, you really haven't. You've been a belligerent douchebag, and you've been largely ignored. The only people significantly impacted by your asshattery are the people you're claiming to represent. Hell, the only reason we're responding to you at all is because this thread is going away anyway.

You're a failure at trolling. We're all better at it than you.



You're still entirely failing to understand me. Which is fine, I don't really care, but I will continue to elaborate anyway.

I had no interest in being a good troll, or in attracting people's attention. Admittedly, the attention was nice and provided ammo when given, but it was not my goal. My goal, from the start, was to be exactly how you described me: a belligerent douchebag. Why? Because I wanted to spread as much unnecessary flame, hate, and spam across the various EMH threads as I could. Why? Because I wanted to, and because I give no fuck. I didn't claim to represent anyone, I knew that I was hurting those who inspired my cause. I truly don't mind.


'cept that you failed that too, cuz we've got the power of love motherfucker.




LOVE HAS NO MASTER.
Except Cupid, of course.

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 		And when our powers combine, we can summon CAPTAIN PLANET!

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equal_opposite wrote:



You're still entirely failing to understand me. Which is fine, I don't really care, but I will continue to elaborate anyway.

I had no interest in being a good troll, or in attracting people's attention. Admittedly, the attention was nice and provided ammo when given, but it was not my goal. My goal, from the start, was to be exactly how you described me: a belligerent douchebag. Why? Because I wanted to spread as much unnecessary flame, hate, and spam across the various EMH threads as I could. Why? Because I wanted to, and because I give no fuck. I didn't claim to represent anyone, I knew that I was hurting those who inspired my cause. I truly don't mind.


And this is why no one will ever love you.
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equal_opposite
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 		GONNA TAKE POLLUTION DOWN TO ZERO!

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megamiofhibiki
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equal_opposite wrote:
megamiofhibiki wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
Cougar Draven wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
Cougar Draven wrote:
Cool story bro.

But you're forgetting that you're not actually helping your stated cause. Therefore, you're full of shit.

Not that we didn't know that already.

But please, keep trying. I can't find any good comedy elsewhere.



It was a motivation for being excessive and trying to wreck everything. Who said my cause was to help? It could have just as easily been to further damage and wreck things, which I have done.


...except no, you really haven't. You've been a belligerent douchebag, and you've been largely ignored. The only people significantly impacted by your asshattery are the people you're claiming to represent. Hell, the only reason we're responding to you at all is because this thread is going away anyway.

You're a failure at trolling. We're all better at it than you.



You're still entirely failing to understand me. Which is fine, I don't really care, but I will continue to elaborate anyway.

I had no interest in being a good troll, or in attracting people's attention. Admittedly, the attention was nice and provided ammo when given, but it was not my goal. My goal, from the start, was to be exactly how you described me: a belligerent douchebag. Why? Because I wanted to spread as much unnecessary flame, hate, and spam across the various EMH threads as I could. Why? Because I wanted to, and because I give no fuck. I didn't claim to represent anyone, I knew that I was hurting those who inspired my cause. I truly don't mind.


'cept that you failed that too, cuz we've got the power of love motherfucker.




LOVE HAS NO MASTER.
Except Cupid, of course.


Except that Cupid wasn't the master of love, dumbass. That was Aphrodite. At least KNOW what the fuck you're talking about.
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JudyGoldman wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:



You're still entirely failing to understand me. Which is fine, I don't really care, but I will continue to elaborate anyway.

I had no interest in being a good troll, or in attracting people's attention. Admittedly, the attention was nice and provided ammo when given, but it was not my goal. My goal, from the start, was to be exactly how you described me: a belligerent douchebag. Why? Because I wanted to spread as much unnecessary flame, hate, and spam across the various EMH threads as I could. Why? Because I wanted to, and because I give no fuck. I didn't claim to represent anyone, I knew that I was hurting those who inspired my cause. I truly don't mind.


And this is why no one will ever love you.



You have no idea how fully and unbelievably loved I am.

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megamiofhibiki wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
megamiofhibiki wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
Cougar Draven wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
Cougar Draven wrote:
Cool story bro.

But you're forgetting that you're not actually helping your stated cause. Therefore, you're full of shit.

Not that we didn't know that already.

But please, keep trying. I can't find any good comedy elsewhere.



It was a motivation for being excessive and trying to wreck everything. Who said my cause was to help? It could have just as easily been to further damage and wreck things, which I have done.


...except no, you really haven't. You've been a belligerent douchebag, and you've been largely ignored. The only people significantly impacted by your asshattery are the people you're claiming to represent. Hell, the only reason we're responding to you at all is because this thread is going away anyway.

You're a failure at trolling. We're all better at it than you.



You're still entirely failing to understand me. Which is fine, I don't really care, but I will continue to elaborate anyway.

I had no interest in being a good troll, or in attracting people's attention. Admittedly, the attention was nice and provided ammo when given, but it was not my goal. My goal, from the start, was to be exactly how you described me: a belligerent douchebag. Why? Because I wanted to spread as much unnecessary flame, hate, and spam across the various EMH threads as I could. Why? Because I wanted to, and because I give no fuck. I didn't claim to represent anyone, I knew that I was hurting those who inspired my cause. I truly don't mind.


'cept that you failed that too, cuz we've got the power of love motherfucker.




LOVE HAS NO MASTER.
Except Cupid, of course.


Except that Cupid wasn't the master of love, dumbass. That was Aphrodite. At least KNOW what the fuck you're talking about.


That slut? Fuck that, dude.

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equal_opposite wrote:
JudyGoldman wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:



You're still entirely failing to understand me. Which is fine, I don't really care, but I will continue to elaborate anyway.

I had no interest in being a good troll, or in attracting people's attention. Admittedly, the attention was nice and provided ammo when given, but it was not my goal. My goal, from the start, was to be exactly how you described me: a belligerent douchebag. Why? Because I wanted to spread as much unnecessary flame, hate, and spam across the various EMH threads as I could. Why? Because I wanted to, and because I give no fuck. I didn't claim to represent anyone, I knew that I was hurting those who inspired my cause. I truly don't mind.


And this is why no one will ever love you.



You have no idea how fully and unbelievably loved I am.


Loving yourself doesn't count smartass.

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equal_opposite wrote:
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Oh god, yes! I can feel it inside of me now, all 12 inches of it! Yes! Yes! YES!


Cracking me up quite a bit, this is.


Yes! YES! YES! HARDER! DEEPER! HARDER! HARDER! YES! JUST LIKE THAT! O MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOD!!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!... ah....... whew..... that was awesome.

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G.I.R wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:
JudyGoldman wrote:
equal_opposite wrote:



You're still entirely failing to understand me. Which is fine, I don't really care, but I will continue to elaborate anyway.

I had no interest in being a good troll, or in attracting people's attention. Admittedly, the attention was nice and provided ammo when given, but it was not my goal. My goal, from the start, was to be exactly how you described me: a belligerent douchebag. Why? Because I wanted to spread as much unnecessary flame, hate, and spam across the various EMH threads as I could. Why? Because I wanted to, and because I give no fuck. I didn't claim to represent anyone, I knew that I was hurting those who inspired my cause. I truly don't mind.


And this is why no one will ever love you.



You have no idea how fully and unbelievably loved I am.


Loving yourself doesn't count smartass.



I can't prove my relationship, so arguing is fruitless. But I would like to try anyway, and claim that I am loved by another who is very close to me, and is the kindest, most caring individual I've ever had the pleasure to meet.

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Anonymous wrote:
And when our powers combine, we can summon CAPTAIN PLANET!


MORE LIKE CAT PLANET

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G.I.R wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
And when our powers combine, we can summon CAPTAIN PLANET!


MORE LIKE CAT PLANET




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equal_opposite wrote:
Cougar Draven wrote:
Hmm. You have a point.

Dav, demeter, I have a request. Delete his posts, but don't ban him, okay? We don't want him getting what he wants.


I'll just keep wrecking everything, dude. The mods aren't going to enjoy spending all of their time cleaning up after me.


And if we get our EMH subforum? Gonna come on there and troll?

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