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HitsHerMark
Unfictologist
Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 1521 Location: Austin, TX
[HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku... In General:
I had never thought
I would be so sensitive
To where pay phones are.
Mr. Police Man,
I'm on a "scavenger hunt".
Not a terrorist.
Get off the damn phone!
My imaginary friend
Will be calling here.
From the future, AI
Call me on public pay phones.
Pass my foil hat.
On Who's Really Behind It All:
A broken number?
E-mail the directory.
It's conspiracy!
Others seem to think,
It's Microsoft or Bungie.
No, it's Version.
On Answering At UCI in Orange County, CA:
Fifty cents for calls,
Parking costs money as well.
I need three fiddy.
No UCI kids,
Anteaters have no bee love.
I guess that makes sence.
Brandywine Commons.
I take off my shoes when I
Answer the Axon.
_________________
"COVERED IN BEES!"
GirlInFocus
flickr
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:26 pm
SuperJerms
Unfettered
Joined: 21 Aug 2004 Posts: 537 Location: indiana
Re: [HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku...
HitsHerMark wrote:
From the future, AI
Call me on public pay phones.
Pass my foil hat.
Hey! It's HitsHerMark!
She does the work of ten men!
I'd have hurt that jock.
Hello, Melissa.
Secure transmission needed?
Next time bring some mace.
_________________"If we could make your toaster print something we would." - Jordan Weisman
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:39 pm
Ducktimus
Greenhorn
Joined: 22 Sep 2004 Posts: 3 Location: NH
Oh that HitsHerMark
Graces us with poetry
Gets us all to laugh
Made up relay code
Gave it to Mr. Beefy
She's GirlInFocus
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:54 pm
daboking
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: 2nd star to the right
if i'd been a bee
i would guard you at that phone
i'll sting those dumb jocks!
not another phone
i have missed way too much work
guess I am a dork
bii ga aimasu
mitsu o tabemasu
oiishi desu yo
_________________meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:06 pm
Shad0
I Have No Life
Joined: 20 Jun 2004 Posts: 2180 Location: Southern California, USA
Re: [HUMOUR] You know... I really do love Haiku... Find that jock, and then
Tell Melissa that his house
Is where Dana is.
_________________These were the puzzles that would take a day, these were puzzles that would take a week, and these puzzles they'd probably never figure out until we broke down and gave them the answers. ... The Cloudmakers solved all of these puzzles on the first day.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:10 pm
daboking
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: 2nd star to the right
rofl, that is great, shad0
_________________meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:12 pm
HitsHerMark
Unfictologist
Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 1521 Location: Austin, TX
You guys are da best.
You really know how to make
A girl feel faboo!
_________________
"COVERED IN BEES!"
GirlInFocus
flickr
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:32 pm
Centipede
Unfettered
Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 439 Location: Bronx, NY
Axon hunting's tough.
Here in Manhattan, New York
I've only hit one.
The Knights of SPArmy
Shall vanquish evil AI's
All around the globe.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:38 pm
daboking
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Sep 2004 Posts: 486 Location: 2nd star to the right
centipede is right
too many legs for one site
please keep up the fight
once upon a time
i saw a sleeping princess...
kissed and she woke up.
*-insert ribbit
_________________meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:43 pm
MusicToEat
Boot
Joined: 24 Jul 2004 Posts: 39 Location: Undisclosed
Ode to a pay phone:
You will ring in the morning
and you ring at night.
Here is an idea
can't you just call me at home?
It would be alright.
If I don't answer
because I stayed up all night
talk to my machine.
Please wait for the beep.
I'm sure you've lots in common.
Try not to be mean.
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:47 pm
xnbomb
Unfettered
Joined: 13 Oct 2003 Posts: 660 Location: J302B S8JDC
Red endings Maple leaves drift down
The brilliant red suggests dusk
This jock will taste steel
_________________My location is a little tricky, but sooner or later, you'll get the knac k.
{J302B S8JDC, 8996N M8L4W, 92D40 Q1JX5, 4PPRN R2B97, 8DC7C NZJNV, 8CH7V Q891H}
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:27 pm
Anton P. Nym
Unfettered
Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Posts: 550 Location: London, Canada
Crisp October air
Makes wearing red jackets good
For hiding jock blood.
-- Steve may need a pshrink.
Now he's .Sig-ing in Haiku.
What's next? Limericks?
_________________
Dr.Prof. Anton P. Nym
Chief Bungiologist
Institute for Advanced ILB Research
Fireflies Wiki contributor. Sorta.
Livejournal
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 10:51 pm
HitsHerMark
Unfictologist
Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 1521 Location: Austin, TX
You stay up late
Refreshing the 404
Over and over.
How silly of us
Thinking that triple seven
Meant no more pay phones.
This thing has three lines.
And this line has seven beats.
Haiku is BUNGIE!
Oh dood! OMG!
WTF!one "lol"
I hate leet haxorz.
I like my coffee
The same as I like my men,
COVERED IN BEE-EES!
_________________
"COVERED IN BEES!"
GirlInFocus
flickr
Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:37 pm
archon
Decorated
Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Posts: 250
James James, A Spartan
'Twas a sad day when he died
Vengeance will be swift
Kamal knew nothing
The truth can do more damage
Best be ignorant
Durga, mastermind
How long 'til doomsday appears?
Only you could know
The sky is falling
Only he could survive it
The demons await
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:06 am
skyhawk0000
Veteran
Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 119 Location: DFW, Tx.. The Midcities
Hidden Artifact
Deepest inside Chowla Base
Forerunner Beacon?
Hidden Messages
Inside Pixels and the Sand
Soaking the System
Bloodshot, Eyes Burning
Seek, Behold, Reveal The Truth
Whispered Mantra
_________________
Nothing wrong, just a stutter of lag once in a while.
Arete
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:19 am
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