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MetalGearSamus · Unfettered Joined: 03 Apr 2010 Posts: 675

My god.....

**Posted:** Fri May 06, 2011 9:42 am

wtfkirk · Decorated Joined: 14 Apr 2011 Posts: 243

... But I wanted to say shit just got real....

**Posted:** Sat May 07, 2011 12:51 am

Acora

Now guess where the Rake is.

**Posted:** Sun May 08, 2011 5:40 pm

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BrochachoNacho

**Posted:** Sun May 08, 2011 7:08 pm

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SolDL · Unfettered Joined: 21 Oct 2010 Posts: 545

**Posted:** Sun May 08, 2011 7:22 pm

BrochachoNacho

**Posted:** Sun May 08, 2011 7:28 pm

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xcqThieves

OBAMA'S GAME
HELPU.S.

Topic posted by [s]George Bush[/s] ah fuck it

**Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 1:03 am

Das Omega · Unfettered Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 345

The following transcript is taken from raw footage excerpts from the Department of Homeland Security.

"In 2008, between my election and the inauguration, President George W. Bush took me on a tour of the White House.
Speaking with the staff there, they complained about his recently increasing levels of stress and irritability.

While looking through the Oval Office, I saw a box marked by Homeland Security, filled with tapes.
I asked George what he planned to do with all the tapes there.

'Burn them.'

Being the next president, I hated to see information vital to our nation's security go to waste.
And after some coercing he agreed to give them to me.
Under the condition that I never mention it to him again.

Soon after, George moved to Dallas and I haven't seen him since.
At the time, I was too busy to look through the tapes, and eventually forgot about them.

A few days ago I found them filed away in the back of my closet.
After three years and zero contact with George, I have decided to look through them.
All the tapes are unnumbered and missing timestamps. Other than taking place from the year 2000 on, it is impossible to determine the exact order or date of each.
Should I find anything in any of them I will upload it to keep as a permanent record.

-Barack Obama"

**Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 8:27 am

Acora

I love you all. Like, I seriously fucking love you all. This is funny shit.

**Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 4:08 pm

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The Kempest

Hahahaha. Oh man, that is glorious. Very Happy

**Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 7:39 pm

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souio · Kilroy Joined: 24 Nov 2010 Posts: 2

So, wait a second, are you telling me that Osama is/was Slender Man's Masky IRL?! Shocked

**Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 10:45 pm

ectobandit · Veteran Joined: 11 Feb 2011 Posts: 74

**Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 10:49 pm

xcqThieves

Now, what is the ark, and who is totheark?

**Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 11:40 pm

Dr.Block

**Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 1:53 pm

Acora

**Posted:** Thu May 12, 2011 4:19 pm

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