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OT: To whence level of hell shall ye be banished..
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Valas
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 		OT: To whence level of hell shall ye be banished..
Hellbound

Fair warning, apparently
the test is rather popular. It may occur that you will be unable to reach it
right away, if so, then please try again later. Have fun...

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2003 7:45 pm
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kingohugs
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 		First of all
Quote:
A pimp is a good thing to be.


Has to be the funnies line I've read in any of these tests in a while.

Secondly:
Quote:
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


AS long as I can get a nice juicy steak!

What? You mean I AM the steak..... Shocked

PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2003 8:45 am
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Valas
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 		The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2003 9:03 am
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jamesi
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 		So, um is the 8th level particularly bad? I answered honestly and was sent there. I think it sounds nice, with the flames tickling your feet and such.
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PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2003 12:23 pm
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kimer
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 		See you at the First Level
Quote:
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Looks like I'll be having some good conversations Smile
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kimer
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 		Level 8
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers .... why Jamesi I would have never guessed!!! Shocked
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jamesi
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 		Funny thing is, many people would have guessed that. Once you get to know me, I guess... Twisted Evil
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SpaceBass
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 		Woo, count me in for Level 6 - the City of Dis. Please note that the level number does not necessarily denote the severity of the hell. Levels 2 and 6 appear to be the worst.

I've always scored highly on standardized tests. A pimp is a good thing to be.
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Ozy_y2k
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 		One word: lustful.

Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad

PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2003 2:51 pm
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Wolf
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 		Number seven! Number seven!

PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:07 pm
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Valas
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jamesi wrote:
So, um is the 8th level particularly bad? I answered honestly and was sent there. I think it sounds nice, with the flames tickling your feet and such.


Level 8- the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons;

the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks;

the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche.

The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately.

The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart.

When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


In other words, depends upon what type of sinner you are. Razz

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Valas
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Wolf wrote:
Number seven! Number seven!


Level 7

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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Valas
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Ozy_y2k wrote:
One word: lustful.

Rolling Eyes Evil or Very Mad


Level 2

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

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Round and round you go, where you will stop nobody knows. Wink

PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:31 pm
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kimer
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 		OT: Nose & Ear Plugs FOR SALE!
Always looking for opportunities and it looks like there is going to be a large market for nose & ear plugs here Laughing

Let me know if you'd like to buy in quantity.... hmmmm guess I need to think of business name... Rolling Eyes
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LazarusLong
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 		Looks like I'll be joining the Limbo crowd:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
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