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Phenom
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Slender Man Short Film Forewarning: It's pretty terrible. http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=aI0TC4xBkqY
I found this at the Facepunch Slendy thread.
All I can say is that this might be the result if Hollywood grabs hold of Slender Man.
PS: Stuff happens after the credits.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:27 pm
Lumine
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That URL doesn't work for me.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:04 pm
Krauser888
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I'm assuming you meant this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI0TC4xBkqY
And I think you're overreacting a bit in regards to the Hollywood thing.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:10 pm
Phenom
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I'm just saying that if Hollywood made a Slender Man movie it would probably look like this.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:44 pm
SoulHammer
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Is it being deliberately awful? I can't really tell.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:46 pm
Lumine
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Holy shit. You know, aside from that bad acting, I actually was overjoyed at the twist!
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:01 pm
Krauser888
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Phenom wrote:
I'm just saying that if Hollywood made a Slender Man movie it would probably look like this.
All depends on who's writing it. If it's a real fan of the mythos in general, someone who understands why Marble Hornets worked so well, it'll be fine.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:03 pm
Noonem
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I started laughing when Morpheus appeared. Dem glasses.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:06 pm
Lumine
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~ Directed by J.J. Abrams or John Carpenter..
I would cry out of joy
~Directed by Michael Bay or Rob Zombie...
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:13 pm
Krauser888
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Lumine wrote:
~ Directed by J.J. Abrams or John Carpenter..
I would cry out of joy
~Directed by Michael Bay or Rob Zombie...
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan...
*puts gun to head.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:16 pm
GameGodOfAll
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Directed by Michael Bay.
SPOILERS: Slender Man goes BOOM
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:41 pm
VoidCaste
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Joined: 22 Feb 2011 Posts: 251
Film...terrible.
Can you imagine if these guys got they're acting skills honed up and a decent mask for a NON TALKING slenderman? Might have potential.
The guy playing Masky had the best chops lmfao
oh, and Hollywood directors for Slenderman film???
Guillermo del Toro
BAM You're welcome.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:25 pm
BrochachoNacho
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I... What.
Just what.
Was it supposed to be cheesy or not?
No seriously.
I don't even.
-/Confrused-
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:28 pm
SoulHammer
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I am quite disappointed, I was planning to use something from the film in my vlog..
*sigh* Time for a rewrite.
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:34 pm
Trygon
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The first audio words Slender Man has ever spoken in the history of the entire mythos are "HUMAN, THEREFORE NO ".
I'll let that sink in for a bit...
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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:41 pm
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