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SecretPerson
Entrenched
Joined: 27 Jul 2011 Posts: 1020 Location: Nowhere
SecretPerson wrote:
Maybe Slendy is after Alex and Jay because he needs a sex partner.
And once Slenderman catches his victims, he rapes them and then teleports them to some random place. Slendy distorts camera footage and erases people's memories because he doesn't want people to know he's a rapist. He makes people have coughing fits so that they're easier to catch and rape.
As for the masked people, they wear masks because they know they were raped and are humiliated, not wanting to show their faces.
Of course! It all makes sense! THIS IS THE MOST REASONABLE SLENDERMAN THEORY AND YOU ALL HAVE NOTHING TO DISPROVE IT!
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:14 am
N7oler101MC
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 390 Location: Slendyville, CA
SecretPerson wrote:
SecretPerson wrote:
Maybe Slendy is after Alex and Jay because he needs a sex partner.
And once Slenderman catches his victims, he rapes them and then teleports them to some random place. Slendy distorts camera footage and erases people's memories because he doesn't want people to know he's a rapist. He makes people have coughing fits so that they're easier to catch and rape.
As for the masked people, they wear masks because they know they were raped and are humiliated, not wanting to show their faces.
Of course! It all makes sense! THIS IS THE MOST REASONABLE SLENDERMAN THEORY AND YOU ALL HAVE NOTHING TO DISPROVE IT!
Now that I think about it it actually does make sense O.o Masky was trying to save Jay and Alex from the humiliation.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:21 am
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roastbeef530
Boot
Joined: 05 Jul 2011 Posts: 60 Location: New York.
roastbeef530 wrote:
SecretPerson wrote:
'tis officially Wednesday on the east coast. Now to wait at least 23 and a half more hours for the new entry...
Time to activate Jeopardy! Theme music for waiting...
I'm tired. I'm going to bed... guess it wont be my first "MarbleHornets 'holyshitwtfjusthappenedbbq' all-nighter
sllee pno.w
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:24 am
SecretPerson
Entrenched
Joined: 27 Jul 2011 Posts: 1020 Location: Nowhere
N7oler101MC wrote:
SecretPerson wrote:
SecretPerson wrote:
Maybe Slendy is after Alex and Jay because he needs a sex partner.
And once Slenderman catches his victims, he rapes them and then teleports them to some random place. Slendy distorts camera footage and erases people's memories because he doesn't want people to know he's a rapist. He makes people have coughing fits so that they're easier to catch and rape.
As for the masked people, they wear masks because they know they were raped and are humiliated, not wanting to show their faces.
Of course! It all makes sense! THIS IS THE MOST REASONABLE SLENDERMAN THEORY AND YOU ALL HAVE NOTHING TO DISPROVE IT!
Now that I think about it it actually does make sense O.o Masky was trying to save Jay and Alex from the humiliation.
And TTA is so cryptic because he's going insane from being raped.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:28 am
Chest Cam Avenger
Unfettered
Joined: 13 Jun 2011 Posts: 309
Ok. I WILL go back and read all 15+ pages of bath-related humor to discover what the hell happened here last night... But it's just not a commitment I can make right now. 'Night.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:30 am
N7oler101MC
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 390 Location: Slendyville, CA
Chest Cam Avenger wrote:
Ok. I WILL go back and read all 15+ pages of bath-related humor to discover what the hell happened here last night... But it's just not a commitment I can make right now. 'Night.
It all started because I felt as if Slendy was watching be bathe two days ago *shudders*
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:32 am
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Chest Cam Avenger
Unfettered
Joined: 13 Jun 2011 Posts: 309
N7oler101MC wrote:
Chest Cam Avenger wrote:
Ok. I WILL go back and read all 15+ pages of bath-related humor to discover what the hell happened here last night... But it's just not a commitment I can make right now. 'Night.
It all started because I felt as if Slendy was watching be bathe two days ago *shutters*
Gotcha. Still can't get all the way through washing my hair without sneaking a peak at the door to ensure Slendy isn't walking in.
My eyes have been burning for weeks.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:38 am
N7oler101MC
Unfettered
Joined: 02 Jul 2011 Posts: 390 Location: Slendyville, CA
After some coercing He agreed to give me the bath tub tapes on the condition that I never bathe with him again.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:18 am
SecretPerson
Entrenched
Joined: 27 Jul 2011 Posts: 1020 Location: Nowhere
I'm making a documentary on bathtubs.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:23 am
MorbidPuppies
Unfictologist
Joined: 24 Nov 2010 Posts: 1389 Location: Winnipeg, MB
Wash Them.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:24 am
SecretPerson
Entrenched
Joined: 27 Jul 2011 Posts: 1020 Location: Nowhere
MorbidPuppies wrote:
Wash Them.
Nice!
I searched the area for anything that looked like Bath 29's bathtub.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:32 am
MorbidPuppies
Unfictologist
Joined: 24 Nov 2010 Posts: 1389 Location: Winnipeg, MB
The only bath outside is blocked.
I couldn't have bathed.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:21 am
boxjelly
Boot
Joined: 03 Aug 2011 Posts: 66 Location: Where Slendy isn't
There are baths left untaken.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:41 am
ermac26
Decorated
Joined: 29 May 2011 Posts: 230 Location: Pennsylvania
The soap had a return address.
...
Alex is still dirty and I'm going to bathe him.
...
I don't know the next time you'll see me clean after this.
...
I thank you for the help.
Oh my god you guys, I'm in tears. Reading back up on what I've missed for the past two days in this thread.
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:42 am
MorbidPuppies
Unfictologist
Joined: 24 Nov 2010 Posts: 1389 Location: Winnipeg, MB
ermac26 wrote:
Oh my god you guys, I'm in tears. Reading back up on what I've missed for the past two days in this thread.
I said it once, I'll say it again, this is one of the funnest times I've ever had in this forum.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 3:45 am
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