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WhiteGulls
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Joined: 08 Aug 2004 Posts: 331 Location: Portland
[OT/HUMOR] Embarissing Situations caused by ILB So, I was talking to my friends in the computer lab the other day, and decided to check up on ILB.com to see if recipe6 had updated yet or not. Anyways, they asked what it was, and I began to try to explain it to them.
"well, see, all these GPS coords are set up by an AI from the year 2552 that's been thrown back into our time along with two other..."
And then they walked away. Later on, since the page hadn't updated (Why, oh, why, didn't I realise it was thursday!?) I tried the voicemail. No go there, but one of my friends asked who I was calling. Now, I've sucesfully explained it to two of my friends by this point in time. They knew what was going on here, and all three of us were laughing at him. This one, and several others, had NO idea. So, I play the message for him... And he gets really freaked out. Side point on this, is I'm trying to make as many subtle refs to it as possible now (IE - DAAAAAMN! Creepy... I can do better than that. PARABOLIC LEMONADE FAILURE!!!! - Fun to yell out on a busy street, btw), anyways.... Anyone else gotten themselfs into any embaressing situations because of ILB? Just figure this deserved a thread, since I KNOW that I'm not the only one out there who's had something like this happen.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:33 am
Nightmare Tony
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Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Posts: 824 Location: Meadowbrook
At work, its now known as Nerdfest. Cant get any other friends interested in it at all though, except one who I never met who isnt in ILB but is working out with Syzygy...
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:41 am
AngriBuddhist
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Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 778 Location: Wa.
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I can't be intimate with my girlfriend on Tuesdays unless she paints Cortana like symbols on her body, struts around naked, and says "I bet you can't stick it".
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:01 am
NMZ
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Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 66 Location: Minnesota
Nightmare Tony wrote:
Cant get any other friends interested in it at all though
I have the same problem, and many of those who I've showed it to think I'm crazy for listening to 3 1/2 hours of audio files straight.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:48 am
AlexofMaceidon
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Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 103
I've actually gotten one guy to listen to the audio, but I'm not sure if he'll be interested in doing much else...
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:41 am
thunderclap8
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Joined: 24 Sep 2004 Posts: 1139 Location: Chapel Hill, NC
The first time I answered an axon was about 3-4 weeks ago.
It was at a bus stop with a half dozen or so people waiting there. So I kinda blended into the crowd while waiting. I had my watch set to "Melissa Time", so I was able to have my hand on the receiver right when it rang. Picked it up (didn't even say hello), answered the question, listened intently to the wav piece, said "continue", and then hung up.
I look up to see everyone at the stop staring at me with very worried expressions on their faces.
My mind was racing, trying to figure out how best to summarize this whole deal in one sentence or less without sounding like a moron. Unfortunately, the best I could do was blurting out:
"Uh... its for a game on the internet."
And then running away to make my next axon in time.
I can only imagine how suspicious the whole thing looked to the uninitiated. Thankfully the bus stop has been vacant in weeks since.
I too have been unable to get many friends interested. They all think I'm obsessed or something I did get one guy to listen to a few wavs and to understand the general story concept, and I got my brother to send in a pic last week. But other than that its so lonely being a beekeeper.... the GPAA needs a recruitment drive.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:16 am
HitsHerMark
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Joined: 22 Aug 2004 Posts: 1521 Location: Austin, TX
Nightmare Tony wrote:
At work, its now known as Nerdfest. Cant get any other friends interested in it at all though, except one who I never met who isnt in ILB but is working out with Syzygy...
Excuse me, your boss is still trying to figure out the Diablo II chat gem and we're the Nerdfest?
I don't think so.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 2:39 pm
Nightmare Tony
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Joined: 07 Jun 2004 Posts: 824 Location: Meadowbrook
Actually, my boss's SON who can't figure out the gem and is also irked because, he had to buy a modem because of no high speed (since I am at 333 and modem, am already not in the need for speed . You be right, nerdfest WHERE?
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:12 pm
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KingJ
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Joined: 12 Oct 2004 Posts: 35
lol
i must say that if your getting up on tuesdays and going around answering phones. for a game. and your a grown man/woman. yes you are a nerd.
this is a good story but i had no idea that people were actually going answering phones unitl a few weeks ago. im in it for the back story to the game. going around and aswering phones is a lil too much for me. the crew pics on the site wer hilarious. cant believe that many ppl are doin it
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:28 pm
Platonix
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Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 174 Location: Keene, New Hampshire
I prefer the term "geek". If I understand the two terms correctly, the biggest difference between a nerd and a geek is that geeks are still capable of blending into society.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:32 pm
skyhawk0000
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Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 119 Location: DFW, Tx.. The Midcities
and a geek may, one day, still have desired relations with a human of the appropriate gender, while a nerd.. well.. maybe they reproduce asexually., some form of budding..
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:17 pm
CountZero
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Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 25
thunderclap8 wrote:
Unfortunately, the best I could do was blurting out:
"Uh... its for a game on the internet."
Internet. Serious business.
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:18 pm
krystyn
I Never Tire of My Own Voice
Joined: 26 Sep 2002 Posts: 3651 Location: Is not Chicago
Internets .
On-topic: I still can't bring myself to tell my director and cast that I'd sung a song from the show over a payphone to a krazy A.I. from the future. I think of the half hour it would take to just get the background covered, and I figure that maybe it's best that they never know.
We open this weekend. I'll be serenading Melissa from a small stage in the Near West Suburbs to a live audience, them having no clue what an utter dork I am.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:49 pm
hurdleguy
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Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 46 Location: Fort Collins, CO
The first axon I got was pretty hilarious. The deal was supposed to ring in 4 minutes and me and my friend we're still driving to the site and had no idea where it was. So we get to this parking lot where there are no payphones in sight with 2 minutes till it rang.
We run into this resturant that was close by, and I scream at the nearest waiter: "Where's the payphone!?!?" He gives us this odd look and says there's one by the restroom. We race over and find the phone, both of us gasping for air. Not within 1 minute of us being there the phone rings, I pick up and say the codeword "Operator" and listen to the file, then say "Continue". Hang up, everyone at their tables are staring at us. We just start laughing and then I take a picture of the phone just for good measure.
Oh... good times axon hunting....
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:50 pm
Dragonrider
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Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 352 Location: Albuquerque
All I have to say is: Try explaining this to your mom. I don't care who she is, but just TRY. Though this is especially true of mothers who aren't particularly familiar with computers in general, much less the workings of video games, ARG's, RPG's, and the internet.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:50 am
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