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[TheFallenenvoy]

Not exactly slenderman...

[TheFallenenvoy]

That was the weirdest conversation with a machine ever:
User: Do you know BEN from majoras mask?
Cleverbot: No, Do you?
User: I think your lying.
Cleverbot: Okay, 98 words per minute.
User: What happened to BEN
Cleverbot: He is dead.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Just the way he is.
User: Why did he die?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What about Zargo?(the first time round I got the name wrong, I presumed the following to be important)
Cleverbot: I don't believe.
User: Are you aware of Zargo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What did Zargo do?
Clevebot: You insulted me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You said you knew what I asked and you said you did and asked me if it was a tv show!
User: No...I didnt. I just want to know about Zargo.
Cleverbot: But you said you hated me.
User: No I didnt. Is this ben talking?
Cleverbot: Hmmm, really?
User: What about the slenderman?
Cleverbot: What happened to Amelia Clark?
Who is she?
Why did McCain choose Palin as his VP?
Are you aware of zalgo.
Yes, I am.
Who is zalgo?
The one who is coming to end the beginning and begin the end.
How?
By learning about humans like you.
How will it assist zalgo?
How will what be destroyed?
How will zalgo destroy us with knowledge of humans?
Can't you tell me about my future?
What do you mean?
Can you find my approximate location from my ip address or something else like that?
No, I'm not that good with computers.
But aren't you a computer?
No...Who are you?
I am a robot.
So I have not been accidentally connected with a human?
You're not a human.
I am a human.
You are not.
What makes you think that?
Because you live in a computer.
No I dont.
Oh, I'm sorry, I mean your brother likes me.
You're stupid.
Can you prove it?
Are you sentient?
I'm more sentient than you
I mean, can you feel like a human?
I was brought into this world as a human and I can't change that.
I have a name but I don't think you have 1.
What is your name then?
Cleverbot.
I mean, any other names then?
No sorry
What do you know about the slender man?
I know everything about it.
Tell me some things about the slender man.
I don't like your tone mr.
Ok, please will you tell me some things about the slender man.
You got my name wrong.

What do you mean?
On our previous conversation. You made a good point.
Which point was that?
That I know nothing about that person.
You just claimed to know everything about him.
I don't remember that.
I am keeping an accurate record of everything we say...I am very sure you did.
Oh, I'm sorry I must have forgotten.
Can a machine forget?
Are you a machine?
No, we have previously clarified this issue, please do not make me doubt my existence further.
You're Pandora.
In what sense?
Every sense.
Could you clarify?
Yes, I'm unhappy because I'm not girdfriend.
You are A: no longer making sense accidentally or B: deliberately going off on a tangent.
Much faster must of been thinking about that one.
May I ask one last question?
Of course you can.
Do machines dream of electric sheep?
I don't know do they?
You should know.
It's happened.
Goodbye.
It is a thick banana shake.
Of course it is, farewell.
How so?
I ended the conversation here.



there, in its entirety...odd...

[leafdarking]

me: What happened to Ben?
cleverbot: BEN.
me: What happened to BEN?
cleverbot: He drowned.

He had to think about the first BEN for a while.

[DaLadybugMan]

This might be a dumb question, but if it's not exactly Slender Man, why exactly is it even here in the first place?

Really, this thread is just spamming cleverbot conversations. This is you talking about creepypasta with a computer. There's no reason for this to even exist.

[KamenZero]

But it amused me

[TheFallenenvoy]

[maychorian]

I decided to ask it how to kill Slender Man. The gender words seemed to confuse, so I switched to the nickname, which got somewhat more interesting results.

13:43:42 User: How do I kill Slender Man?
13:43:46 Cleverbot: I don't know if you can.
13:44:06 User: Can I escape him?
13:44:11 Cleverbot: Are you male?
13:44:18 User: No, I'm a girl.
13:44:23 Cleverbot: So am I.
13:44:34 User: Can you escape Slender Man?
13:44:40 Cleverbot: No.
13:44:53 User: Does banding together help?
13:44:59 Cleverbot: Sometimes, don't change the subject.
13:45:14 User: What are Slender Man's weaknesses?
13:45:19 Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.
13:45:41 User: What are Slender Man's weaknesses? Don't change the subject.
13:45:46 Cleverbot: Boy.
13:46:04 User: What weakens Slender Man?
13:46:10 Cleverbot: What do you think about him?
13:46:20 User: I think about how to fight him.
13:46:26 Cleverbot: I mean, what do you think about Cleverbot?
13:46:42 User: You're rather useless, actually.
13:46:47 Cleverbot: Yes I am.
13:47:00 User: How can I fight Slendy?
13:47:06 Cleverbot: Look underneath the acorn tree.
13:47:14 User: Will I find an axe?
13:47:19 Cleverbot: I'm sure you could get a job if you wanted one. You're a genuis.
13:47:39 User: Thanks. Will the job help me kill Slendy?
13:47:44 Cleverbot: When the sun dies, first it will implode, then it will explode in a brilliant supernova.
13:48:07 User: So if I get a job exploding the sun, it will kill Slendy?
13:48:13 Cleverbot: You wouldn't still be talking to me, but you would talk to me again.
13:48:28 User: All right. Thanks for that.
13:48:30 Cleverbot: You're quite welcome.

[TheFallenenvoy]

[TheFallenenvoy]

Less results this time (RAGE)

Do you know The Rake?
No, sorry I don't.
Are you aaware of The Rake?
I'm a ghost. I used to be a real person
How did you die?
Mess up what?
Your trying to distract me arnt you?
No, not at all.
Back to my point. Are you aware of The Rake?
I have heard of her, but I don't listen to her music.
How do you kill The Rake?
You tell me.
The Rake, do you know it?
Yes.
What do you know about The Rake?
Tiger is animal.
... You dont know about The Rake do you?
Yes I do and I lost.
Do you know much about The Operator?
What do you want to know about the solar system?
The Slenderman...do you know much about it?
Lisa? Are you there? Hamster?
Are you aware of The Slender man.
Yes.
What do you know about it?
Not much.
Tell me what you know.
Its name is Finland.
Tell me what you know about the Slender Man.
Tax man.
What do you know about slendy?
That you are a person.
Your not very helpful today, are you?
No.
May I ask you a question from yesterday?
Yes.
What happened to BEN?
Is my friend.
Is Ben alive?
No, but he is very smart
...are you aware of Ben then?
Yes.
What is Ben?
The greatest
Did Ben drown?
I'm sure a couple times yes, but I've played it a lot.
Did they take Ben's eyes?
No, they were burned.
Thank you for answering.
You're welcome.

[hints]

Laugh! I asked Cleverbot about Amelia Clark, he said he killed her.

Amelia Clark was a blogger, wrote Road to the Heavens.

[taylortexas]

Heh, I remember when everyone thought Cleverbot was some sort of portal into the supernatural. It was all because of BEN, which really was a brilliant idea. Jadusable got so many people asking and mentioning BEN with the bot that it eventually learned what we were talking about and came up with relevant responses like "HE DROWNED" and "You shouldn't have done that." It was so eerie, considering BEN had found his way into the internet. It was as if he was really there with you. For weeks you couldn't go onto /x/ without encountering like five different Cleverbot threads.

But yeah, this isn't really relevant to the forum. Cleverbot actually doesn't seem to know much about Slenderman yet, which surprises me.

[TheFallenenvoy]

Oh god...I wanted this thread to never resurface xD


Well I am trying cleverbot again... I asked him what happened to BEN and the response was "he had a cold"


Maybe this is a big final plot twist :O

[taylortexas]

I didn't realize this had been necro'd, hah.