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SecretPerson
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Rhea wrote:
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you should have seen the bathroom themed TTA stuff


Wut. When did...actually, you know what? If you tell me I'm probably just going to wish I never heard it. So, never mind.

Really? It was hilarious (although it did have some things like Jay showering with Alex, but it never went into details).
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Rhea
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 		(Can't remember who or what thread it was on, but someone who I'm pretty sure was a mod reprimanded me against quote pyramids so I'm trying to avoid them, sorry Embarassed)

I need some hilarity in my life right now. I'd rather medicate on stupid bathroom jokes than doing something actually destructive. Can you direct me to the toilet humor, please? I really just need...something to laugh at, anything really. I don't care how stupid it is! Laughing

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WhyYouBawwing
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 		Ah hell naw! Our toilet humor is tasteful and witty!

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Rhea
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 		Then I'd like to see it even more now! Laughing can you or SecretPerson direct me to these extremely tasteful poop jokes? xD

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 		No, it has nothing to do with poop. It's about bath and shower hygiene!
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 		Here you go. It begins about halfway down the page.

http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=30838&start=1665
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 		STILL FUNNY!

Spoiler (Rollover to View):
The way that Alex is cleaning himself in it makes me very uneasy. Why was he showing me all of that?

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 		Might as well update the meme for the newer entries. Razz

"You know, Jay, I brought you here because I thought you could bathe me, but you've done nothing but make everything dirty!"
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 		Does then Alex clean himself in vlogs.

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 		^I hope so.

Anyways...

HOW MUCH DO YOU BATHE
IT IS NOT ENOUGH
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 		I TOLD YOU NOT TO SHOWER ME!

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Rhea
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 		Oh my god. I read those. And I have rarely loved unfiction more than I do at this moment. I was like crying laughing.

"How did you get out of your shower?"

"Might wanna keep those in your bathroom from now on!"

"It just so happens I'm missing my spare bar of soap.."

couldn't think of any good quotes to use
Oh my god I'm so unfunny

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Luno
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 		Entry #47 is a goldmine for bath-related humour...

What's wrong with you? Breaking into my bathroom? What were you thinking?
Alex calm down! I had a good reason.
And what would that be, huh?
I...I took a bath.
A bath? Oh, a bath!

You thought that some soap, laying in my sink, was going to be the answer to all of your questions?
Maybe.
You don't even know what's in this soap, do you?

Give me Jessica's loofah!
No, I'm done bathing you.
*steals towel*
Guess you can't get your towel...unless you give me the loofah.

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 		The masked man writhed on the ground, struggling against the ropes, grunting with the effort. Alex held one hand against his bleeding wound. Jay picked up the camera and walked toward the man. He paused for a moment, dreading what was to come next, and then slipped his fingers under the mask and tore it off.
Tim stared back at him for a moment before erupting into a coughing fit. Jay stared at Tim, numb, before Alex's voice broke through his thoughts.
"Give me the knife!" he spat at Jay.
"No, I'm not giving you the knife," Jay replied, barely aware of what he was saying. Alex grunted in frustration and raced over to a chunk of cement. He picked it up and walked over to Tim.
"He's not going to follow us!" Alex said, with what sounded like giddy anticipation.Alex raised the rock over his head.
Jay realized what he was going to do a seconds before it happened.,
''Hey, no, no, no, don't do it-"
Tim screamed, almost inhumanly as the camera shut off.

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The Slender Man wrote:
The masked man writhed on the ground, struggling against the ropes, grunting with the effort. Alex held one hand against his bleeding wound. Jay picked up the camera and walked toward the man. He paused for a moment, dreading what was to come next, and then slipped his fingers under the mask and tore it off.
Tim stared back at him for a moment before erupting into a coughing fit. Jay stared at Tim, numb, before Alex's voice broke through his thoughts.
"Give me the knife!" he spat at Jay.
"No, I'm not giving you the knife," Jay replied, barely aware of what he was saying. Alex grunted in frustration and raced over to a chunk of cement. He picked it up and walked over to Tim.
"He's not going to follow us!" Alex said, with what sounded like giddy anticipation.Alex raised the rock over his head.
Jay realized what he was going to do a seconds before it happened.,
''Hey, no, no, no, don't do it-"
Tim screamed, almost inhumanly as the camera shut off.

That entry makes me very sad every time i watch
and that scream is horrifing O.o
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