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The Slender Man

Ellen McLain should play The Operator.

**Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:58 pm

Spades Slick · Veteran Joined: 02 May 2011 Posts: 98

Owen Wilson as Brian.

**Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:33 pm

BirdieJava · Boot Joined: 28 Sep 2011 Posts: 39

Like the Silent Hill movie, someone decides that because Jay is not 24/7 grr action man that he has a "feminine personality" so why not merge him with Jessica.

Jaysica is going to therapy to help with her nightmares. After a lot of pretentious dialogue she goes to her childhood home and picks up the tapes of Marble Hornets. This should take about 45 minutes. She also mentions the guy who's always trying to get her attention (Brim- Brian and Tim combined for convince sake.)

Alex was her ex-bf and she starts to remember him and posts them online as a way of his work seeing the light of day. She doesn't notice the obvious Slendy in the background (Also Slendy is constantly spouting out bad one liners even Freddy would reject). Slendy starts stalking her. Through the footage we see a triangle of Alex/Jaysica/Brim form. Alex sees the video and tries to call her but she's busy listening to the cryptic messages of Tothark (pronounced Tooth-ar-kay, and it's made idiotically clear that Tothark is Masky). They suck.

Slendy tries to tactical rape Jaysica, but Alex pulls a big damn hero's move and save her. As they are leaving Alex asks Jaysica how she got those tapes and Jaysica says that they'd been stored at her home. Alex says this can't be because he burned them (flashback of Alex burning them.) Before they can escape, Brim shows up and says he had copies that he left at Jaysica's house in order to have his revenge; flash back to Brim being too aggressive and Alex being forced to get Slendy to attack him driving Brim mad and Masky being the voice of his madness. Suddenly Slendy shows up, Brim heavily implying that he's Slendy's willing sex-slave and that they will all perish together. Alex shoots Brim and bashes his head with a rock while Jaysica stands by and screams uselessly. Slendy tells them that it's no use now that he's online he will live forever.
Fadeout

Soundtrack is by Evanessance.

**Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:32 pm

Tharol

The combination sound like a shipping kind of thread laugh.

**Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:42 pm

TheCrimsonKnight

Thought of the worst possible MH movie. Ever. Abandon all hope and read:
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By Uwe Boll: Marble Hornets.

J�s girlfriend is missing, and receives a package full of tapes. He finds out she has been taken by an entity known as "The Slenderman". Armed with a camera, a gun, and a knife, he sets off to find her, beggining by questioning his old friend, Alex.

Cast:
Justin Long as J.
Zac Efron as Alex.
Martin Lawrence voicing "The Slenderman".
Keeanu Reeves as Tim/Masky.
Anna Faris as Amy.
Jonah Hill as Brian (actually that sounds awesome).
Kristen Stewart as Jessica.

More horrible, horrible things:
-Most of season 1 is missing, replaced with tapes of J and Jessica.
-Masky would use the mask from "Scream". And a kitchen knife.
-Insted of crushing his leg with a rock, Alex shoots Masky in the leg. And delivers a punchline. Same with Mr. Beard.
-The scene with Alex in #52 would be a mexican standoff.
-The end is J and Jessica walking into the sunset, and then distortion kicks in. Credits. "In the End" by Linkin Park begins to play.
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Because screw you.

**Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:43 pm

BlackMoon · Boot Joined: 16 Nov 2011 Posts: 44

Oh god, I don't even want to know. And... It wouldn't... AAH IDK, I mean, even If the movie were perfect, they couldn't do It. We needed time to analize and stuff.

That's why I like MH the way It is.

**Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:12 pm

ShadowWolf · Boot Joined: 16 Nov 2011 Posts: 27

Director suggestions? I'm thinking Spielberg.

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**Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:48 pm

baseballfuries08

**Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:01 pm

TheCrimsonKnight

**Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:46 pm

AngryDeepground · Entrenched Joined: 25 Jun 2011 Posts: 764

Quinten Tarantino, MH probably wouldn't be his thing, but hey, if Jay is played by Samual L Jackson, (I don't know why), Taratino could write great lines for him.

Alex: Jay did you see the sigh that said dead masky drop off.

Jay: No.

Alex: Good, cause there isn't one.

**Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:18 pm

Tharol

Course Tim as Keanu Reeves line Whoa dude your tall and pale in hotel.

**Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:35 pm

Geneaux486 · I Have No Life Joined: 17 Mar 2011 Posts: 2423

**Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:14 am

AngryDeepground · Entrenched Joined: 25 Jun 2011 Posts: 764

Tim and Hoody are part of ToTheRosebudd.

**Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:31 am

Geneaux486 · I Have No Life Joined: 17 Mar 2011 Posts: 2423

**Posted:** Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:35 am