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Blinus · Unfettered Joined: 08 Oct 2011 Posts: 359

Who in the Slendy stories is a virgin or not?

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:27 am

JustJim · Unfettered Joined: 19 Jan 2011 Posts: 661

Really? Jay isn't a virgin? Right, I buy that. Just listen to him spit that game with Jessica. Here's my rundown.

MH:
Jay-virgin
Alex-not a virgin
Tim-not a virgin
Jessica-not a virgin

TT:
Noah-not a virgin (The dude is in college and has his own house. No roommates. Come on.)
Milo-virgin
Grandpa Karl-not a virgin

EMH:
Vinnie-not a virgin
Evan-not a virgin
Jeff-not a virgin
Alex-virgin and a half.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:42 am

Blinus · Unfettered Joined: 08 Oct 2011 Posts: 359

Karl, not a virgin, ya think? Razz

I'm just playin'.

Something about Noah though, logic, and every part of me screams NOT a virgin, and yet... I dunno what it is, my gut says virgin.

Also, from MLA:
Michael: Virgin
Patrick: Not a virgin.

...

Wait...

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:43 am

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Re: Who in the Slendy stories is a virgin or not?

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 11:20 am

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TJA:
Amy: No.
TJ: yes.

Blinus: Does it count as losing your virginity if you don't remember it?

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:18 pm

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Blinus · Unfettered Joined: 08 Oct 2011 Posts: 359

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:31 pm

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For the Angel's Game crew (and yes, they're in High School, this is sick, yadda yadda. Every other major series has had at least a partial one, plus, I'm younger than they are):

Josh: Not a virgin
Subcategories of Josh:
Josh's voice: DEFINITELY not a virgin
Dweller: Virgin
Emet: Wasn't around long enough to get laid

Austin: Honestly couldn't say
Baghead: Not a virgin

Alana: I guess virgin. I can't really imagine her getting it on with anyone...

Nathan: Virgin

Stephen: Again, tough call.

Slendy: Opposite of virgin.

Oh god what have I done.

Just Another Fool:

Logan: Not a virgin.

Josh: Virgin.

Matt: Not a virgin.

I'd do Dreams In Darkness, but I'm pretty sure that nobody in that one is a virgin.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:37 pm

12th · Unfettered Joined: 07 Jun 2011 Posts: 640

You know if you ask me I'd say everyone in any Slender Series is definitely not a virgin. 'cause if you're in a Slendy series, you're totally fucked.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:43 pm

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**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:44 pm

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**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:49 pm

KrisTrauma · Unfettered Joined: 19 Apr 2011 Posts: 492 Location: OK

How about this:

Marble Hornets: Not a virgin
TribeTwelve: Virgin
EMH: "You want some? Gimme 20 dollas!"

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:58 pm

Uniquename · Veteran Joined: 31 Jan 2011 Posts: 143

This is right up there with the Gimme20dollaz appreciation thread. One of the most retarded, pointless, mind numbing threads out there. If that's what you were aiming for, job well done sir. I bow to you.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:44 pm

Lumine · Unfettered Joined: 12 Jul 2011 Posts: 467

I swear to Zalgo, if this gets a ton of posts, I'm going to shout that I worship Satan in my attic in the middle of one of my classes.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:52 pm

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Blinus · Unfettered Joined: 08 Oct 2011 Posts: 359

Confession: Drunk when I made this thread.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:53 pm

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FossilizedSauce · Unfettered Joined: 13 Jul 2011 Posts: 415

ur hurr i was drunk... Razz

This is stupid.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:50 pm