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Tharol

Check there are girls on the internet beware porn links.

**Posted:** Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:06 pm

SecretPerson

I suck at this, but I decided to give it a go anyways because I am quite bored right now.

This is Christmas
This is Christmas
This is Christmas time
(It's Christmas time)

Christmas is Jays who just can't go to sleep
Christmas is Memories, the kind you always fear
Deck the Basements and give a cheer
For all the things that Christmas is each entry

Christmas
(Christmas)
Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas)
May all your entries be scary

Christmas is tapes to scare you in the night
Christmas is bedtime when no one can sleep
All the world is pitch black
So glad to know that Christmas is tonight

Ah, Christmas
(Christmas)
Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas)
May all your entries be scary

Christmas
(Christmas)
Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas)
May all your entries be scary

Christmas is Masky masks
Christmas is scary

Christmas is Jays who just can't go to sleep
Christmas is Memories, the kind you always fear
Deck the Basements and give a cheer
For all the things that Christmas is each entry

Oh, Christmas
(Christmas)
Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas)
When all your entries become scary

Christmas
(Christmas)
Merry Christmas
(Merry Christmas)
When all your entries become scary

(Christmas is Masky masks)
Christmas is sharing
(Christmas is scary)
Christmas is scaring

**Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:26 pm

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**Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2011 8:51 pm

Tharol

Basic problem what song is the parody lists.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:10 pm

Rhea

Yeah, I don't know the song either...what's it supposed to be a parody of?

EDIT: I hate it when I think of an OT post and try to find the OT thread, only to realize that I just posted in it and have to edit my own post >3>

Random thought: Sometimes this forum seems like a big dysfunctional family to me. Like, Zarggg is the parent who mostly stays in the office and occasionally comes out to tell everyone to quiet down, Wolfie is the younger cousin who's really into boy bands, and Tharol is the weird uncle who brings gifts but also asks everyone to sit on his lap, etc.

My brain goes weird places sometimes.

**Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:51 pm

SecretPerson

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:02 pm

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Tharol

Personal reaction is your Jean Valjean with your posting there.

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:39 pm

OhWhatProvidence

Oh gosh, Tharol! Now you've get me running checklist of LesMiz songs that would fit MH. My weekend is gone until I figure one out. Thanks a lot. Sad

And now Do You Hear The People Sing is rewording itself. I'll see what comes from that idea and if it's decent enough to post on the fan works thread. XD

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:42 pm

Rhea

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:49 pm

SecretPerson

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:54 pm

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Tharol

Think personal check the play unabridged book is 2000 pages long people.

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:12 pm

OhWhatProvidence

Even on the internet, I'm still the older sibling. XD Guess I just have that nature. Wait, that didn't make sense...

You've never seen or read Les Miserables?!? DO IT NOW. It's FANTASTIC. The songs will get stuck in your head for YEARS. It's the BEST.
[oh god, I'm starting to turn into HABIT]

But, it is really good. And, yea, the book is around 2000 pages. I haven't read it, but my fiance has. I've been planning to next summer. The play is fantastic though. Watch the 25th Anniversary one, or the 10th Anniversary Dream Cast, both are great.

Yes, it's good to be compared to Jean Valjean. He's.. like the most epic character ever. His famous line from the play is
"WHO AM I? 24601!
WHO AM I? I'M JEAN VALJEAN!"

Pretty much, if you've ever seen The Fugitive,
Kimblee = Valjean and Gerard = Javert.
But with amazing music and more sub-plots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZpr5rDGXbc -25th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al3Uluec-Pc- 10th

I personally prefer the 10th, but 25th has the best Javert. :3 Which one do you like, Tharol?

WATCH IT NOW. :3 Best thing EVER.

Okay, I'm done fangirling. ><

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:23 pm

Tharol

The 10th anniversary has the workers and slave not just singing. Could be most people have seen the 10th anniversary version. Have to say the version I saw had real dirt and people shoveling while half naked women on like street were singing the chorus.

By the way Jean Valjean is unlucky by number.
24601 add numbers to 13 has anyone caught his codes posting.

Hotel video about Slenderman of the Opera there.

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:26 pm

OhWhatProvidence

Woah, I never noticed that thing about 13. Nice catch!

**Posted:** Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:58 pm

Tharol

Master of House Parody Master of the House of Leaves.

Come on, you old Masky pest!
Fetch a video of your best!
What's the upload of the day?
Here try this lot
Guaranteed to hit the spot
Or I'm not Operator!
Give us a hotel video of some fun!
Landlord over here!
Right away you video taper scum,
Right away Masky!
God, this place has gone to hell
So you tell me every year!
Mine host, Alex
He was there, so they say
At the field of the park of Waterloo,
Got there, it's true
When the fight was all through
But Masky knew just what to do!
Crawling through the mud, so I've heard it said
Picking through the pockets of the Bruce dead
He made a tidy score of tape from the spoils of war!
My wristband of soaks, my den of tapes dissolute's
My dirty other channel jokes, my always pissed as newts
My sons of whores spend there lives in my hotel inn,
Homing cameras homing in
They illegal enter through my doors,
And their video good as yours!
Ain't got a clue what he put into this safe,
Must've scraped it off the street.
God what a Jay whine, Chateauneuf du Terpentine,
Must've ran with his feet!
Landlord over here
Where's the bloody man?
One more video for the road,
One more slug of gin!
Just one more or my old man Alex is gonna do me in...
Welcome, Monsieur, sit yourself down
And meet the best hotel in town
As for the rest, all of 'em crooks:
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest Slenderman like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house of leaves, doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy video ark tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!
Master of the house of leaves, keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the video, making up the weight
Pickin' up their speculation when they can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jay! Won't I bleed 'em in the end!
Master of the house of leaves, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby in tunnel to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's birthday there chaperone
But lock up your video
Jay! Won't I skin you to the bone!
Enter Monsieur, lay down your load
Unlace your boots, rest from the road
This weighs a ton, travel's a curse
But here we strive to lighten your safe video purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied
Food beyond compare. Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse, liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras you end on the side!
Charge 'em for the lice, extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice, there a little cut
Three percent of distortion for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases, all them bits and pieces
Jay! It's amazing how it grows!
Master of the house of leaves, quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby in hotel to pass him by
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Gives 'em everything he's got
Dirty bunch of Jessica geezers
Jay! What a sorry little lot!
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But Masky Almighty, have you seen what's happened since?
Master of the house of leaves? Isn't worth me spit!
`Comforter, philosopher' and lifelong hit!
Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
Masky knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house of leaves!
Master of the house of leaves people!
Hotel Master and a half!
Comforter, philosopher
Ah, don't make me laugh!
Servant to the poor, butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate!
Everybody bless the Jay landlord!
Everybody bless Jessica his spouse!
Think everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the Operator arse
Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House of Leaves!

**Posted:** Fri Dec 02, 2011 4:42 am