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[daboking]

hahahaha, that was the joke! Lurking, you so funny.

[CoffeeJedi]

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Mu

[Lurking_Kouzou]

I know. I am wayyy too slow this morning. Bah. I'll just put something better in its place.

[daboking]

elephino?

[daboking]

what do you get if you cross star wars with Pokemon?

Pika-Chewbacca

[Scarr]

[strike]rhiniphat?[/strike] I hit submit and then i remembered...

A penquin is driving down the road when he hears a pop underneath his car. He drives into the nearest service station and the mechaninc told the 'penguin' to leave the car with him for about two hours, to find out what's wrong. The 'penguin' goes across the street to an ice cream store, and orders the biggest sundae they sell. When the two hours was up, the 'penguin' goes back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the 'penguin' entered the garage, the mechanic looks at him and said' "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replied, "No,no thats just ice-cream."

[Lurking_Kouzou]

how do you kill a unique rabbit?

[daboking]

unique up on it.

[daboking]

what did the arbor say to the mathmetician?

edit to include answer - Gee-im-a-tree (geometry)

[Lurking_Kouzou]

elephant X rhino = |elephant| |rhino| sin (theta).

Evil, evil, calculus jokes

[Lurking_Kouzou]

excellent daboking. Now: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

[daboking]

the tame way. hehehhe.

[CoffeeJedi]

how do you catch the ether bunny?

[daboking]

i'll take a stab, ether way?

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to make."
"And what might that be?" said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter's eyes.
"Well," replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, "I'm getting married!"
The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, "Married! That's wonderful! And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?"
"I'm marrying a Russet!" "A Russet!" replied Mother Potato with pride.
"Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
As the family shared in the eldest daughter's joy, the middle daughter spoke up. "Mother? I, too, have an announcement."
"And what might that be?" encouraged Mother Potato.
Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said with conviction, "I, too, am getting married!"
"You, too!" Mother Potato said with joy. "That's wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening! And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?"
"I'm marrying an Idaho!" beamed the middle daughter.
"An Idaho!" said Mother Potato with joy. "Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!"
Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future, when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. "Mother? Mother Potato? Um, I, too, have an announcement to make."
"Yes?" said Mother Potato with great anticipation.
"Well," began t he youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest sister before her, "I hope this doesn't come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!"
"Really?" said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. "All of my lovely daughters married! What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?"
"I'm marrying Peter Jennings!"
"PETER JENNINGS?!" Mother Potato scowled suddenly. "But he's just a common tater!"

[CoffeeJedi]

what? no!
how do you catch the ether bunny?
with the ethernet!