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Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Yikes!! <ducks>
EDIT for the love of heaven!
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Cruel 2B Kind
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:50 pm
G3K
Decorated
lol whatever happened to civilized political discourse
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:05 pm
Mad Cow
Boot
I am very upset you are not voting for weephun and I!
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Vote NOW!
Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:35 am
Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Mad Cow wrote:
I am very upset you are not voting for weephun and I!
_________________Voted Most Likely to Thread-Jack and Most Patient Explainer in the ILoveBees Awards.
Cruel 2B Kind
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:08 am
daboking
Unfettered
you got my vote! is there a pre-voting going on?
_________________meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:21 am
Kazic
Unfettered
Hey, I'd vote for you Phae. It's like you said, the names would look awesome on a sign. Can I be your human lackey lol?
_________________The likelihood of world peace becoming a reality is about the same as a poke'mon materializing out of your DS and actually thanking you for your considerate care.
Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 12:06 am
OnTheSpoke
Boot
Only two people voted for Michael Badnarik before me? Sad.
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:15 am
Phaedra
Lurker v2.0
Voting
Kazic wrote:
Hey, I'd vote for you Phae. It's like you said, the names would look awesome on a sign. Can I be your human lackey lol?
_________________Voted Most Likely to Thread-Jack and Most Patient Explainer in the ILoveBees Awards.
Cruel 2B Kind
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:32 am
daboking
Unfettered
mmmm tasty SOY on my burrito. *smack smack, oh sorry. I got hungry and did not mean to eat your burrito, Kazic... here, you want the rest.
_________________meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:59 am
G3K
Decorated
*bump* Only a day left to vote... unlike the "real" elections, you can go until at least midnight Nov. 3 on this one. Cast your vote, beekeeper!
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 2:47 am
daboking
Unfettered
I think it is time to give a shout out to our newly elected presidential body... congrads to weephun and madcow!
_________________meedley meedley meedley meedley meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:49 pm
weephun
Entrenched
familiar?
_________________- Sean Stewart: "generally people like seeing their names on TV, although probably no one has had a more mixed experience with that then weephun, God bless him.
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:22 pm
OnTheSpoke
Boot
Wait, weephun only got a plurality, not a majority. Doesn't there have to be a runoff?
Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:31 pm
G3K
Decorated
OnTheSpoke wrote:
Wait, weephun only got a plurality, not a majority. Doesn't there have to be a runoff?
OnTheSpoke wrote:
And what about the overseas absentee ballots that were mailed on time but haven't been receieved and counted yet?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 4:33 pm
OnTheSpoke
Boot
[SPEC] Election fraud conspiracy! This all seems very fishy.
FACTS :
FACT 1: This message board uses software known as phpBB.
FACT 2: This phpBB software is reasonsible for tabulating and displaying the results of this poll.
FACT 3: The phpBB software (and the associated voting routines) is published by a wholy-controlled subsidary of Diebold FACT 4: According to an anonymous but reliable source, Unfiction.com's decision to use Diebold's phpBB software for its message board wasn't based wholy on the merits of the software. The decision was made by an undocumented and clandestine advisory committee. Who chaired that committee? Lt Weephun.
FACT 5: Winning the Unfiction contract earned Diebold a lot of money.
FACT 6: Candidate Lt Weephun recently collected a large sum of money through an online donation program.
FACT 7: If you do your research, you will discover that several of the high-dollar donors to Weephun's fund were actually Diebold executives , and several others were contractors with the agency that does political lobbying for Diebold.
FACT 8: Diebold's phpBB software tallied the votes and declared Weephun the winner.
SUMMARY: Lt Weephun was directly responsible for Unfiction's adoption of Diebold's phpBB software. This benefited Diebold tremendously. Diebold donated money to Candidate Lt Weephun through a fund set up for him in the final days of the campaign. At the end of the election Diebold's phpBB software declared Weephun to be the winner of the election!
CONCLUSION: Weephun struck a secret deal with Diebold. He promised to win them the lucrative Unfiction contract, and in exchange they promised to funnel a "cut" of the profits to his campaign and to deliver an electoral victory to him by providing Unfiction with a rigged version of phpBB carefully pre-programmed to guarantee a Weephun victory.
A POSSIBLE DEEPER CONSPIRACY: Isn't it a coincidence that a donation fund was set up for Weephun just days before the end of the election, when Diebold needed to fulfill its promise to covertly deliver the agreed-upon payment to Weephun? Maybe it wasn't a coincidence at all. The donation campaign itself comes up clean if you look into its origins, but what if events were intentionally engineered by the conspirators to bring about a situation where a donation fund for Weephun would be neccessary? The "live training exercises", and possibly all of ilovebees, could've just been a massive conspiracy in order to fulfill the terms of Weephun's illegal agreement with Diebold. But is Diebold really as high as it goes? I doubt it. Who's pulling Diebold's strings in all this? We may have only just begun to scratch the surface of how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:48 am
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