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Nova
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Been discussed already:

http://forums.unfiction.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=7349
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fugitivesoldier
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Metroid Prime had no multiplayer mode, tho.

Considering that, Halo would have been around 1mil copies if it only had a Campaign mode (no co-op or MP).

I'm looking forward to both Halo 2 and Metroid Prime: Echoes.

I like the not-so-subtle jab at Master Chief these sites have. Samus Aran is very good at her job indeed.
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I'm surprised that no one has registered the domain name www.ilovebeer.com.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:45 pm
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JasonShin
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someone had...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:49 pm
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DarkStorm
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You haven't seen http://www.ilovebeer.org then, have you?

It's a dead-on parody of I Love Bees, complete with corrupt images, computer text (in BASIC, of course), and even wav files (telling the tale of a drunk beer magnate streaking at a football game).

Far better than these other "parodies". Heck, the Fridge Owls is better than that I Love Knees site.

-DS-

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Gemini
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If you'll follow the link to the thread in TimeWasters, you'll discover there's something far more interesting than not-so-subtle Master Chief jabs.
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rofl, had to try t:
http://www.ilovefleas.com/
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Reanimated wrote:
Pretty lame really.

Metroid Prime has sold 1M copies in the US to date.

Halo has sold 3.6M copies in the US to date.

Halo 2 launches Nov 9th and Metroid Prime 2 on the 17th.

Who do you think will be having the last laugh in November?

My money is on the beekeepers.


Comparing Metroid Prime to Halo is like comparing Colin Mcrae Rally to Mario Kart. They're similar but very different.

fugitivesoldier wrote:
Metroid Prime had no multiplayer mode, tho.

Considering that, Halo would have been around 1mil copies if it only had a Campaign mode (no co-op or MP).

I'm looking forward to both Halo 2 and Metroid Prime: Echoes.

I like the not-so-subtle jab at Master Chief these sites have. Samus Aran is very good at her job indeed.


Metroid Prime will have a multiplayer mode, but I don't really care for it. Metroid Prime is a VERY VERY different game to Halo. Halo is more interesting in its cinematic and story telling style where as metroid prime is so bloody cool in its discovering worlds style. I mean the graphics in it are just amazing.
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metroid prime 2 is gonna be the bomb-diggity and halo 2 is gona be the bomb-diggity. no need to start choosing sides b/c nintendo is taking jabs at it




(language. - k.)

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DreamOfTheRood
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Thing is ... they're not taking jabs at H2. They're taking jabs at us, which is just such a classically-Nintendo blunder. They seem to enjoy alienating their fan base and game makers.
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I just think its funny, I love a good rivalry. besides the "ALL YOUR BEES ARE BELONG TO US. NEVER SEND A MAN TO DO A WOMAN'S JOB." is well played.

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KingJ wrote:
metroid prime 2 is gonna be the bomb-diggity and halo 2 is gona be the bomb-diggity. no need to start choosing sides b/c nintendo is taking jabs at it




(language. - k.)


Indeed! I encourage all to sign the Bomb-Diggity Accord right here, right now.

THE BOMB DIGGITY ACCORD

Let it forcewenth be acknowledged that both the Video Computer Games of a certain METROID PRIME 2: ECHOES, of Retro Studios, and HALO 2: NOT-ECHOES, of Bungie Studios, shall forcewenth be acknowledged as the BOMB-DIGGITY, of Shiznit Enterprises, USA.

This endorsement of both games as being reliably BOMB and/or DIGGITY is provided AS IS and contains NO WARRANTY, not even the implied warranty of SUCKING. Neither of these games shall be referred to by any or and or wherewithal the following terms: 0wnzed, Pwnzed (what?), sux0r, or t3h d00m3d. They are all equally 1337, otherwise defined as the square root of 1787569.

IN ADDITION, let it be known that both games, fenceworthal to be referred to as the SUPER ACTION PACK OF AWESOMENESS IN NOVEMBER, are hereby declared to be DOPE, the SHIZNITT, and shall OWN YOUR RESPECTIVE POSTERIORS.

LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST, it shall be known that on the moment that SAMUS ARAN and the MASTER CHIEF (aka John 117, who must have trouble cashing his checks) decide to SEE WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, such a fight (ignoring the universal conflicts of such a transgression) would inevitably end in a TIE, unless Pikachu were to show up, at which point he would BEAT THEM BOTH. Really.

Discussion of whether or not either party would actually win against each other, or for that matter, Pikachu, or, for that matter, the Death Star, or, for that matter, M. Bison, or, for that matter, your mom, or any discussion relating to your mom, or, in particular, any discussion relating to your mom that climaxes in the taller guy giving the shorter guy a noogie, is hereby strictly VERBOTEN.

Let it be known that while SAMUS ARAN possesses a formidable PLASMA BEAM along with SUPER MISSLES, the MASTER CHIEF, otherwise known as John-What's-Your-Name-Again while at the establishment of a BANK, possesses a keen ASSAULT RIFLE along with the fan-favorite SPANKER. Neither arsenal shall fenceworth be declared SUPERIOR, as, like COLIN MCRAE RALLY and MARIO KART, or MARYANN and GINGER, or RUBBERMAID and TUPPERWARE, each possess their unique strengths and weaknesses.

CONCLUSION: Halo 2 and Metroid Prime 2 each promise to be the BOMB-DIGGITY, which we, the undersigned, shall define as the property of MAKING YOU GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY. In CONCLUSION, additionally, we want our games. Give us our games.

Neither Bungie Studios (a.ka. The Super Bad Dudes), nor Retro Studios (a.k.a. The Super Fly Guys) could be reached for comment.

Keeping it real, I'm Cherry Cotton, and this has been the Bomb Diggity Accord.

SIGNED

Your Mom

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Turtle
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I don't really see it as taking jabs at or alienating anyone. Halo and Metroid can get along!

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krystyn
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It's made all the more funny that they're poking fun at ilovebees, because um, hello. The main heroes are heroines.

We've got Melissa, Durga, Sleeping Princess, Rani, Janissary, Gilly, Gladys, and maybe even someday Dana, if she ever does something significant/gets a spine. Wink

It's like they're going after the Master Chief, but slinging their pebbles at the wrong game. It's pretty humorous.

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skilletaudio
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I dont understand why anyone's taking this as a true jab. Whats wrong with a little ribbing?

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