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[LOCKED] [OT] Let's have ANOTHER rage thread!
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paladin181
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McGregor wrote:
Ok so I'm confused. I don't mean to be insensitive or anything but why would the accident delay the next entry to come out?

I thought Troy said they were filming as soon as he got back, which was over a week ago.
Or perhaps doing the little things like getting life back in order and filing insurance claims, taking care of rental vehicles etc could take precedence over filming a project web series for ungrateful twits who only care about their next fix.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:06 am
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Drnothing1
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Kimren wrote:
Drnothing1 wrote:
Or a hooded female named Sarah...


Your constant pokes at Sarah being TTA/Hoody make me smile. I don't share your beliefs on that one, but I enjoy it nonetheless. I guess I just find it humorous that she had nothing to do with the series that conversation, but you throw her in there anyways. Very Happy


I'm actually on the Hoody=Brian bus, I just post things like this because Serum is annoying the crap at me about his whole anti-Sarah movement. I kind of hope they just leave her be in terms of actual story line.

Also, your sig is bullshit.
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C.K.DexterHaven
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 		Sooo.... No entry for a while, and I'm not expecting one for a little while longer...........

Spoiler (Rollover to View):
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING BULLSHIT! HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF ASS COCK THIS IS SO FUCKING SHITTASTIC! WHY ARE THESE LETTERS SO BIG?! WHY DOESN'T THE FUCKING ASSHOLE COMPUTER RECOGNIZE RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AS A WORD?!
FORUM...
THREAD...
SHOW...
RAGE...
AAAAUUUUUGHHH!


PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:42 am
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JustJim
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 		A few posters and myself on tumblr collectively created a short story about the fandom waiting on the next Entry.

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It is day 18 of waiting in the Marble Hornets fandom. Confused and anxious about when their next fix will be, the fans turn to cannibalism.
worried about their next meal, a fandom old timer eats a SLENDER fanboy, just to get by to the next day. He is full for now, but when will his next meal be?

A young man clutches his tattered coat tighter to keep from the wind. His fogged breath comes in short bursts. A man his same age in a sharp pinstripe suit breezes past him obliviously. He mutters to the suited man in the gravely voice of someone 40 years his senior, "He hasn't even TWEETED! Not even a tweet!"

Down the street from the shoddy pair — a run down soup kitchen, its neon sign flickering feebly against the cold fog. An older woman with tired eyes and a ratty-looking bun washes the tables within. A few stragglers can be seen within, clinging to their drinks and theories like drowning rats to a lifeline. Once upon a time this soup kitchen was a happening place, bustling with life, and exceptionally popular with writers. Now the only stories you can hear within these walls are the echoes of things long-since told. The theorists and artists have long since gone away, either fled or killed in these desperate times. Only a few — faded, disheveled, and despondent — returned to the soup kitchen. One drinks to remember, two to forget. These are desperate times in Hornetsville.

Most have vanished, all have given up hope. The whispers of, "soon, soon an update must come" are ignored, much like a disheveled street preacher proclaiming the end times. The few remaining wander the streets, searching for anything to make them forget.

Beaten down, down-trodden, despondent, a man lays down in the street, waiting for death to come upon him.

He bolts upright, for in the distant wind he could swear he heard whispers of, "YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG??"

Amidst the empty streets faded memories of speculation, a $20 joke is made. No one knows who made it, and no one has the energy to even summon frustration. It's just another bad thing. Like a rock you can't get rid of in your sole remaining shoe. It sucks, yes, but what doesn't?

Headlights faintly loom in the distance. The shells of a fandom once fervent all cast glassy eyes towards the only road into town. An elderly fellow adjusts his lenseless spectacles, licks his chapped lips, and dryly says.

"Maybe Tuesday. Maybe."


You're welcome.

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KTsteve
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JustJim wrote:
*the most fantastic story ever*




YouTube: Link

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Ithilwen22
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JustJim wrote:
A few posters and myself on tumblr collectively created a short story about the fandom waiting on the next Entry.


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A brilliant summary of our woes.


Waiting for Marble Hornets to update is the reason the apocalypse will happen. When we get Raptured to Entry Heaven, just remember that I called it first.

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Tharol
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 		People the storm Isaac will come to Alabamas coast.

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KTsteve
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Tharol wrote:
People the storm Isaac will come to Alabamas coast.



LOL

It's good to have you back Tharol.

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Zebez
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 		Every time someone posts in that entry 62 troll thread and I see it pop up at the top of the page and think for a moment the actual entry has been posted my heart breaks.

Stop breaking my heart. See? It's in these tiny little pieces already.

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adaminator1
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Zebez wrote:
Every time someone posts in that entry 62 troll thread and I see it pop up at the top of the page and think for a moment the actual entry has been posted my heart breaks.

Stop breaking my heart. See? It's in these tiny little pieces already.


But we feed off of your tears!

...Okay, seriously, we don't, but... ehhh. Damn trolls. Why can't we just permaban them?

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saksxalmo
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 		I really want to stay up tonight waiting for a MH update (what with the nonspoilery screenshot and all), but I have to get up early tomorrow. I call it the "Marble Hornets conundrum". Not creative, but it doesn't need to be.

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CONFOUND YOU TROSPEHIM!!! YOU DRIVE ME TO INSOMNIA

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tim where are you going? tim why did you leave your mask here?
tim what do you mean you don't remember anything? tim you said you’d never forget me.
tim im giving jay all your personal medical info because you're a fucking liar.
call me


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ZargggModerator
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 		ENTRY #62 WAS BLOODY POINTLESS

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Geneaux486
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Zarggg wrote:
ENTRY #62 WAS BLOODY POINTLESS


was not.
jay was all "tim i want to help you"
tim was all "bithc im gonna tackel you like the old days"
jay was all "ah man youre totally doing htat"
and then they were both like "we're lost in the forest lets work together before the battery dies"

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ZargggModerator
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 		And what did we learn that we didn't already know? Rolling Eyes

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Geneaux486
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Zarggg wrote:
And what did we learn that we didn't already know? Rolling Eyes


That there's a shack in some woods, of course.

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