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ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

THE HOLY BOOK OF TIM HAS BEEN UNVEILED!

ONLY, and I mean ONLY SERUM, the prophet of Tim can revise this document.

http://www.mediafire.com/view/?1asayao9gfb0yqg

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:46 pm

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**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:50 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

How is the Book of Tim? Is it full of valuable information?

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:51 pm

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My apologies, I almost forgot to give a detailed description of Blue MonTim, Blue MonTim, as I said, is the third MonTim of every JanuarTim, it is a day when we look back at all our loved ones who are no longer with us and have gone to the Extravagant Chambers that await all good people, Suttonists and non-Suttonists and await us as well, should we play our cards right as good people and be Timlike. That's what makes Suttonism different from most of the other religions, we don't threaten nonbelievers with "eternal damnation," but welcome them to our positive afterlife as if they were one of us all the long. So, we're more like Taoists, or Buddhists, but our Buddhist, our Tao, or, way, is Tim. Now, I want all of you to take a break from working on Suttonist texts, today and gear up for the next entry of Marble Hornets, as I feel it may be coming sooner than we think-- so soon, we'll see Tim doing what he does best, smoking a Pall Mall in an independent internet show while acting morally gray. Blessings of Tim be upon all of you!

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:56 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

Before I start the tradition, I must add Blue MonTim to the calentim!

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 4:58 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

I have just informed the all-Holy Tim of this thread.

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:07 pm

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**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:11 pm

kclbm4 · Veteran Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 94

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:15 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:17 pm

kclbm4 · Veteran Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 94

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:18 pm

Abalone

Ooooh- it's so... beautiful in all of its raw, grammatically Timcorrect glory! *swoon*

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:19 pm

ledzepfilm · Entrenched Joined: 18 Nov 2012 Posts: 900

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:22 pm

kclbm4 · Veteran Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 94

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:30 pm

kclbm4 · Veteran Joined: 05 Jan 2013 Posts: 94

**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:31 pm

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**Posted:** Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:36 pm